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HI!! I’m abandoning this blog and its art sideblog, feeeeeel free to flee from here to my new account @rootspice :•p !!

#same username #gonna be leaving this as my pinned and not deleting the blog :p

"you only deserve food and shelter if you contribute to society" says people living in countries where nobody's labor actually feeds or benefits their neighbors anymore but exclusively benefits the companies keeping the food and shelter behind the artificial paywalls

You're not nomads relying on each other to hunt and gather anymore, you're talking about stocking shelves for fucking wal marts

And even the oldest societies on earth all took care of the elderly or sick anyway

caroline-vibecheck

dudes will be like "if you don't Contribute To Society you don't get to live, that's the simple facts" meanwhile their job is like Marketing and Brand Development Specialist

kushblazer666

energyprison

dr frankenstein was one of the first to invent a guy to be mad about

#you see well I think as long as people have been able to make more people they’ve been able to invent guys to be mad at

fmamangacaps

#fma

phantomrose96

Across tumblr no one owns a truck for clout and that’s quite a good thing.

phantomrose96

To start 30% of tumblr users don’t own their own car, which already eliminates quite a lot of potential truck havingness you see.

Then among the car havers, the most common kind is a 20 year old sedan that was purchased for $2,400 and will be driven until the rims weather into sediment and become a new kind of sedan sedimentary rock called a sedanimentary rock. The second most common kind of car is a Subaru purchased by two lesbians who are no longer in a relationship but remain good enough friends still to be effective car co-parents.

Now this does leave an amount of truck havers. About 0.5-1% according to science. But importantly when you ask them about the truck the answer is “yeah my job is to pull stuck bulls out of the mud on the farm” and then they pull away and you get to see all the muddy bulls in the back of their truck, which is a real treat.

starlight-shadowbanned

your vehicle?

i do not own my own vehicle

i own a cheap sedan which i will drive until it disintegrates

i own a subaru

i own a work truck

i own a truck that is not for work

im bald/vanilla extract

Voting ended onApr 21

#Honda fit 🥹

bengerm

'On his travels, Ol' Jericho Sticks met a preacher's daughter named Ethel Cain'

#WOW wow wowowowow #loa

ravioliet

imagine being a dog and you think your chances are pretty good. and then you look over and there's Mitski getting her wallet out

tockthewatchdog

ohnoitstbskyen

People who object to trans people being in fantasy are wild. As though some silly-hatted alchemist wouldn't simply invent Almazar's Gender Fluid in an afternoon and distribute it to every dungeon chest in the land. It's Common on the loot table and half the goblins drop it. You can brew it yourself with three mushrooms and eight snail shells. It sells for 1 copper at the merchant because the supply is so abundant. You fool. You melon. You absolute buffoon. The limits of what you are willing to imagine are an epitaph you wrote for your own freedom.

#oh to tbskyen has always been based I see…