This Is My Shit Blog

A good percentage of my time is spent cultivating memes

[chinese-satellite-deactivated20]

i love the internet

[tiredsmoothie-deactivated201905]

saw u wanted asks about yuuri so please consider: yuuri with the hiccups

thank u

[worthikids]

PEPE SILVIA

[the-real-seebs]

pornhub: the government is doing a bad job of sex education. we’ll do it properly. public: applause pornhub: the government is doing a bad job of snow plowing. we’ll do it properly. public: confused applause

[traceytonight]

[wiiuapologist]

pornhub: chaotic good

[sundercity]

[blesto-shit-blog]

The people's president

[marciaillust]

the salamander army is on the offensive, beware their tiny paws

[trynsave]

[oczxe]

Can I kiss cooper

i wouldn’t recommend it

[violetprosejoe]

What an adorable dude! Sweet Bear from the Sweet Bear webcomic by @reapersun (some NSFW)

my stuff - commissions

[sweetbearcomic]

Ahh thank you again for this cute art!!

[movedto-nonbinarytyto-deactivat]

I went through 275 pages of my video tag to find these vines among others

[sapphirecutie1995-deactivated20]

this is a portal to a better place

[kittykat8311]

some of these had me in tears

[beabo]

[magescythe]

my new favorite thing is adding “bitch” to the end of famous and influential quotes not all those who wander are lost, bitch

[ziraseal]

if at first you don’t succeed, try again bitch

[belanekra]

the only thing we have to fear is fear itself, bitch

[fyeahbangtaned]

teamwork makes the dream work, bitch

[hawberries]

various small captive princes to give out i guess. my favourites are nic and nik

[surprisebitch]

wish me luck.. 🙏🏼

[surprisebitch]

OMG

I BOUGHT 3 BOTTLES OF MILK FOR THIS

[surprisebitch]

THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I EVER WON IN A PRIZE DRAW LMAOO

[surprisebitch]

so guess what just came in the mail…

of course you know what happens next right….

GOTTA CELEBRATE AND MILK MY VICTORY

[blesto-shit-blog]

im honestly so proud

[amor-moved]

important concept

this crab spider

and this mantis

in a lesbian relationship

one (1) like and i will draw it

[amor-moved]

update:

the mantis’ name is azalea and the spider’s name is peony

[adreamcalledeternity]

@micma

[twitblr]

[clubsdeuce]

hey if we’re mutuals feel free to

loot my corpse for valuables 

[gimmekurtisconner]

parenting an angsty teen

[beyonceblockedme2]

leak the full track

[drinkpisspissblood]

Me from 2005-2009 like literally

[ghosthierophant]

leak the dad’s track instead