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we built this city on cock and hole
Some katoph for the soul
Katara: I'm not getting into any more dumb debates with you.
Toph: Water isn't wet.
Katara: HOW is it not wet? It's WATER.
Toph: When you're underwater you're not wet. You can't get wet when you're in water.
Katara, rolling up sleeves: We're about to test that theory.
Post canon Toph who doesn’t want to go back to her shitty parents so she just decides to stay in the Fire Nation and bum off Zuko’s hospitality.
Zuko’s like no, yeah, I totally get it, and just makes her one of his advisors. At first it’s just so she has a good excuse to stay but after the first meeting Toph storms out shouting about how EVERYONE was lying why would you even need to lie about what kind of tea you want??
Zuko: I mean they’re politicians…..but also who, and when, and in what way
They make a subtle Morse code system so Toph can warn him when someone is lying to him without tipping anyone off that she can sense lies.
Zuko gets a reputation for somehow being both extremely socially inept and yet somehow disgustingly perceptive?? You can’t get ANYTHING by him???
#my lord what EXACTLY is ms Beifongs role in these meetings #a nervous nobleman asks after the third time she interrupts them with stupid commentary #zuko with perfect deadpan: she’s my scribe
You CAN’T leave that in the tags
#LISTEN THO#zuko and toph bonding over shitty parents?#toph being entirely rough around the edges with this polititians#UNTIL the day comes when some big emisary is coming and zuko is so nervous#she can feel it#and she’s like don’t worry i got this#and pulls out all of her high society bullshit to charm them#and everyone#zuko included#is like WTF toph#but also what if toph’s parents show up one day#because they want to exploit the fact that their daughter is advisor to the firelord#to get better deals or something#and then zuko gets all protective big brother#even though they both know she doesn’t need it#but it’s still nice right? and he’s still the freaking firelord so he puts them through quite a bit of bullshit#also also also omg years down the line when the rest of the gaang visit#and zuko and toph are like THE WORST with their little inside jokes#talking with the morsecode they use in meetings#laughing their assess off at the smallest gesture of the other#listen they deserve to be each other’s sibling after all they’ve lost and been put through (tags via princessamericachavez)
Concept: Aang takes the gaang into the spirit world to help him deal with A Thing. Except he’s never brought multiple people into the spirit realm before and so he mucks it up on the return trip - and everyone ends up swapping bending abilities
I love all of your thoughts but this is how I see it going down:
Toph loses her earthbending and absolutely freaks out, until she realises she can now firebend. Toph without her earth sense but with fire? Terrifying
Zuko sits down to teach her. He teaches her to feel that strange flame inside her chest, and holy shit, she can feel the same heat around her. Agni in the sky, the flames flickering in lanterns, her friends around her. She might not have her earth sense, but she can feel where everyone is and see how strong and alive their fire-spirits are. It helps.
She also quickly discovers the joy of throwing fire next-to-but-not-directly-on people and hearing them shriek like little babies. It’s amazing.
Sokka gets Katara’s waterbending as karma for all the times he called it dumb water magic. She laughs and he threatens to douse her in cold water and see how SHE likes it and it’s a whole thing - until she starts teaching him. And then Sokka gets to participate in a part of their culture that was always out of reach for him. He gets to feel physically connected to the water and to the moon, to Yue, in a way he never has before. Katara gets to share this huge part of her life with her brother. It brings them closer as siblings.
Katara gets earthbending. She struggles to pick it up at first since it’s different from the fluid motions she’s used to. Aang gives her a loving speech about how it’s okay, they all take time, look at how difficult it was for him to learn! And then Toph calls her a little bitch and tells her to bend her damn knees more and Katara rage-bends half the mountain. Aang shuts up. Toph screams her head off in support
Everyone discovers their new bending pretty quick, so Zuko figures he’s the nonbender now. Not a big deal. He can fight without bending, and Sokka isn’t any less badass for not being a bender–
And then he sneezes and gets propelled out a window
He’s the Avatar now.
He spent 3 years frantically hunting the Avatar and now he IS the Avatar. This is clearly some kind of cosmic joke. He’s already the Fire Lord, he doesn’t have time to learn three extra elements and maintain peace and harmony around the world, he can’t even maintain peace and harmony among his goddamn nobility
Aang tries to calm him down by patting him on the back and offering to teach him his signature marble trick and Zuko is so close to a breakdown at that point that he just stares blankly at him and says, “That would be nice”
if zuko is ur feminist king then why is the contact name for toph in his phone “little baby swamp dyke”
I made a meme, now laugh
Translation: Person behind camera; *knock down one card* “Go.” Other person;“Is your character mentally stable?” Person behind Camera; *Looks at card* “Yes” Other person; *Slaps down all but one card* “IT’S MOMO”
I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR MONTHS AND MONTHS. THERE WERE ONLY A FEW DOZEN NOTES WHEN I SAW IT LAST.
im tired of discourse. im right. no you may not know my opinions
thinking about atla if fire extinguishers existed
zuko: h-
the gaang with extinguishers ready: i think the fuck not
:) (threateningly)
Toph: I don’t like your accusatory tone.
Katara: Well, I’d use a different tone, but I’m trying to accuse you of something.
INCORRECT ATLA QUOTES
Katara: Can you imagine not fighting anymore and just living out your days as a weeping willow, though? Beautiful? By the water? Unburdened? Ideal.
Toph: I wanna be the one from Harry Potter that beats the shit out of everyone and everything.
★★ stimboard for a Zuko with cats, tea and soap cutting ★★
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i can move rocks with my mind but i dont control what rock or how i move it
“Im the greatest earthbender in the WORLD! Don’t you two dunderheads forget that!!”
Shes my favorite 🥺🏔💖
[ID: a colored digital drawing of Toph from Avatar: the Last Airbender. She is drawn from the waist up, facing the audience. She stands with both of her arms bent--one across her chest, and the other pointing upward. She has a neutral expression on her face as a jagged chunk of earth rises up behind her, dust settling at the bottom of the drawing. End ID.]