Here’s the thing I feel like a lot of folks don’t get: I’m not trying to forget what you said. Honestly, I really tried not to. I can’t control what I do and don’t remember—forgetting things just happens. It’s annoying for you, I know, but for me it’s distressing as hell and when you make a big deal out of it rather than just reminding me you make me feel ashamed. I’ll remember that, at least.
It costs you nothing to be kind to people with memory problems. Please. It’s scary enough without people treating memory lapses as a personal failing.
An analysis of the first 3 pages of Waterboy's comic 'Splash'
Hi I think about Waterboy a Normal amount.
So the first page is a dream sequence of Waterboy if he didn't have his powers. He's paler, his hair is a bit lighter and much fluffier.
Scenes like this make me so sad for him, cause he can't do something as basic as grab toilet paper. This opens the door for speculation, my favorite passtime. So we know his powers are a disability right? If not outright then definitely a metaphor. He's constantly wet as seen at the start of episode 2, can't write on paper as seen at the start of episode 3, if you recruit him for the Z Team he can cause members to slip if they're sent with him, thus injuring them. He's called a wet freak, no one wants to touch (and when they do they're surprised at the wetness) or interact with him. These are canon things we see, so how does constantly being wet affect his quality of life? A lot.
Can't write on paper, can't use a pen effectively. He had these powers when he was a kid as seen with the line "My mom would just leave a strongly worded note, but they'd get wet before they'd get to school" and "I used to play the trumpet, but the spit valve was an issue", does this mean he could never take tests or do worksheets like the other kids? In one of his voicelines to Sonar he says he took a semester of chiropterology in college, so not only did he go to college, he had to take the SATs, so how did he do these things? Did he adapt? Apparently not cause he didn't think to do so when leaving a note for Robert. Can he not afford accommodations for himself? Does he not know any other way? What did his family do? His parents? Grandma?
If he's constantly wet, how can he handle money? His phone? How is his skin? If he had these powers since childhood (presumed with the 'mom leaving a note' line) was he bullied? Ostracized?
His dream, a good dream from how he's laughing and overjoyed, is something we, able-bodied (FROM HIS POV) people don't even think about. What else does he struggle with? Later in the comic we see him struggle to keep his balance on the bus, and water in the Dispatch universe is as slippery as fryer oil on a floor (I know this from experience. Trust me.), how often has he made others slip? In episode 4 when he says his clothes (the wetsuit, as he gestures) is waterproof, when did he get that? How? Is it his cool superhero uniform or is it for others's safety? We don't see him leave puddles when he has it on, only when he's walking to his grandmother's room. Speaking of.
(We also on page 1 see him with a bajillion cats. I have counted the cats, but I do not take this page as "canon" to cat count, since it's a dream. Therefore it's inaccurate to the reality in which Dispatch is in. Also I find it sad that in his dream, he's sitting with a cat on his lap and with his hands on said cat, something we later see in the comic that cats do not enjoy with him. Also that's the same cat that sits on Granny's lap)
More under the cut this is long enough already lmao
This is what his bedroom looks like! Bedrooms are personal sanctuaries so let's see what we have here;
First off, his pillow? Soaked. And his bed? No sheets. It could be he doesn't know how to do them/tries but fails, but the far more likely answer is it's waaayyy fucking easier to just not have them, with his wetness. Bro can't sleep on a soft bed. Has he ever slept on a regular bed? When he's sleeping in other homes or in hotels, does he sleep in a bathtub to avoid getting everything wet? Waterproof blankets exist, has he tried them? Can he not afford them? Do they not work for him? Also, that blanket there isn't covering all of him. This could be a funny haha by the artist but can he not get a new blanket that covers his feet? Does he overheat in his sleep?
Also, his alarm clock and nightstand, something very vulnerable to water damage, covered in plastic. Does he do this with his phone, put it in a plastic bag? Does he do this with other electronics he has? Does he even have any other electronics?
Moving onto the posters behind him we see, from left to right, a hero that looks like Phenomaman, Abbath (a band formed in 2015 and still doing tours and music. I listened to some of their music and yep this is heavy metal alright lol. But it does say to me that his taste for Metal, a genre spanning 50+ years, is modern. Maybe he would like Ozzy and Lemmy?? If you like metal you gotta love Ozzy and Lemmy bro. Would he like Devin Townsend? Hallucivore? Dragonforce? System of a Down? Slipknot? Morgued? I'm fanboying now sowwy UwU Also funny thing when I researched if you look up Abbath on Spotify Waterboy shows up lmao), something I can't make out but I think is another metal poster? A hero that looks like Blonde Blazer, another metal poster, and another hero that looks like Phenomaman. These heroes that "look like" BB and Phen probably are them, but who knows maybe there's a Fantastiguy and a Brunette Blaster out there lmao. Either way given he directly states multiple times he's a big fan of Phen and BB, this tracks, he would have posters of them. But! posters are paper, how did he get them up there? We see tape, did he use gloves? Did he hold it really carefully? Are they wrapped in plastic and we can't see it? Are they all crooked because his ass can't interior design? His room strikes me as one he's had since childhood, given the antiquated alarm clock, posters, and bed that's too small for him. Does this mean the house is one he's had since childhood?
The plants! If he can vomit water at will, and given seeds are like, under 3 bucks, this is probably the only hobby he can partake in with his lack of funds and constantly caring for 15+ cats and his grandma. This could be another artist thing, but we also see no cats in his room, and cats are notorious for knocking shit off shelves. We don't see any flowers here, only ferns and small shrubs. That middle shelf could have a bonsai tree but those take a bajillion years to grow. From research on reddit and forums I think a bonsai of this size would be somewhere between five or ten years old. If it IS a bonsai. We also see numerous different kinds of plants, so it doesn't seem he sticks with just one. He's got a collection! I wonder how much sunlight they get in that corner, is it enough?
Panel 2 Page 2. He's leaving puddles, could be his normal could be him thinking about the day and the job interview coming up. I'm erring on the side of his normal. There's a couple cats looking at him and they don't seem enthused, I assume because they don't wanna be wet and know being in his way means getting wet. But the big thing I take from here is the plastic on the floor. Herman sweetie I love you but that isn't going to be enough. We can literally see water damage or mold growing on the walls here. There's no way he doesn't see it. Yet again, accommodations do exist- wood floors (is his house wood floored? Or is it all carpet?) with thick varnish, putting waterproof blankets over the floor, but I don't think he can afford it or has thought of that. Maybe he did what he thought was the cost effective, or quickest solution at the time, but this short term solution is a terrible long term solution. Also the water damage. I imagine he tried fixing it but given his failure as a janitor (beginning of episode 4 with Phenomaman on the tv, him washing windows late at night if you choose to date Blazer in 4, him vomiting water on Robert's pc at the end of episode 2) and the fact the water never stops he probably failed or made it worse.
Grandma! her room is very stereotypical grandma, she herself is very stereotypical grandma. We can see most of the cats seem to convene where she goes, as we see in the last panel on this page. They must like her! My theory is these cats are foster failures (for those who don't know, it's when you foster a cat but then decide to adopt the cat instead, meaning you failed to foster the cat for the shelter to take so someone else can adopt the cat) so they probably associate grandma with food and love and Herm with Being Wet. On her desk and walls is a bunch of photos, one of the cats beside the door, and one of Herman above her... why does she have two dressers what the fuck. Is that a drawer for knick knacks? Anyway. There's also a calendar and some plants, not nearly as flourishing as Herm's. Is she caring for those herself? Are they not getting enough sunlight? Are they fake because of the cats? Also noticing she has not one but presumably three pictures of Herman on her dresser. Three is a lot. Are they all different pictures of Herm through his life? Common grandma thing to do. Also also from the art for the calendar being a cat, we can tell she likes cats lmao.
Also Herm, sweetie pie, your knees, your back, your posture sweetie.
The rest of the page suggests a lot for me. Why is Waterboy helping her with the toilet? We see her use a wheelchair later in the comic and she is using a mobility chair for the stairs, said stairs are also covered in plastic. Btw. How is Waterboy supposed to help her if he can't grab toilet paper?
Something that stands out to me also is that grandma is expressionless throughout the whole page. No 'good morning Herman!' or 'thank you Herman!", just a blank state behind empty eyes. No buckling herself in the chair, no using the toilet by herself. Waterboy does not strike me as a control freak at all, is she not able to do these things? She had the strength to sit up earlier. Why does she need help here?
There is also more water damage on the walls behind Waterboy and behind the toilet, this house has not been properly maintained long enough that it has become damaged. How come Herman hasn't gotten around to it? I think he's tried but again as shown in canon he isn't good at handiness, so he either failed or made it worse. And the house continues to decay.
Also that fat orange cat is named Garfield for sure lmao
A brief pause- Cat count!
Back to analyzing-
First panel of page 3, something also that suggests a lot. Granny is in a wheelchair, Waterboy is in his gloves and suit (When did he get changed? Did he cook that meal, or did Granny?), they're in the kitchen and we see nothing atypical for a kitchen. What strikes me here is Grandma is cleaning up his water spills, water spills that will never stop given Herman's powers. Shouldn't she know this? Is she trying to clean them up before they soak into the unprotected wood?
The big thing though is Waterboy has her weekly pills and is helping her with them, she isn't doing them herself. She also has some mess on her face that Herm is cleaning up. Shouldn't she know there's a mess on her face? Is she distracted by the water? Does she not have the mobility? Waterboy isn't feeding her, so I can presume she does have said mobility. Waterboy also has ignored his breakfast in order to help her.
Middle of page 3, we see the entire house is basically drenched in both Waterboy's water and plastic. The couch has it and the floor is plastic wrapped- which I imagine is not good for wheelchair mobility (She had the strength to sit herself up, but does she have the strength to push herself and her chair? Did Herman have to push her?). Waterboy feels confident handling the remote, maybe due to having gloves on now? There's also a photo of him and his grandma behind them, and some damage by the stairs.
The cat that meows for Herman's attention. Did they know? Are they a new addition to the family? If we assume all of these cats have been there since forever, then why did Herman pet this one? Wouldn't he know cats hate being wet and therefore none of these cats want to be pet by him? Maybe this cat is just stupid, as cats sometimes are. Or maybe this cat is new to the family and didn't know about Herman's wetness and learned the hard way.
Another thing I note is that that TV is hella old. That's a CRT, that's a chunky boy, that's a Mr. Ant Tenna. No flat screen as most people have nowadays? Can they not afford one? Does Granny not want to throw this one away? Does Granny (or Herm) not see a point in getting a new TV?
These are the final panels I'll be looking at and just. Herman kneeling down to kiss his grandma on the head. He loves so much! He cares so much! He cares about the people and things he loves so much, if he didn't he would've not done it.
But what hurts me is just, Grandma is yet again staring, off into space, vacant. She has the entire comic. It could be the artist wanting to give her thick glasses to fulfill that stereotypical grandma look, but the entire comic?
I think Grandma likely has Dementia, along with her mobility issues. She needs help on the toilet, she needs help eating, she needs help cleaning, she needs help taking her pills, and she has little reaction besides a smile when Herman leaves for the day, she doesn't look at him. After the forehead kiss she looks at the TV; is she looking at him? Maybe. But if she is why is her head not turned to face him?
This means that Herman has to help her with many many things, help her navigate day to day life, 24/7 care. Given his lines about his mother and going to college, it strongly suggests that she (and maybe Herm's dad? If he was in the picture) cared for her. Why are Herm's parents not in the picture? If not, why is Herm not in theirs? Were they kind or cruel? How do they feel about his powers? Does Grandma recognize his powers, as seen at the start of page 3? She doesn't have much of a reaction to anything, and needs help with tasks like going to the bathroom and taking pills. These are simple cognitive tasks for an able-bodied person that she needs help with- and there's nothing wrong with that! There is nothing wrong with anything about this that we know of, nothing wrong with needing help. This is just what I am interpreting from this comic. AdHoc could come out and give Grandma a fleshed out character and I could be wrong. But from what I read in between these lines I see that Grandma is reliant on her grandson for aid, and for cat care.
Another question is does Herm say no? Is he able to in an emotional sense? When Grandma foster fails a 5th, 6th, 10th, 15th cat, was he able to say no to her? Did she even remember him saying no if he did? Does she remember the names and faces of all these cats? I'm not sure.
I can also see that given he takes the bus (no car), and the house is damaged, any money he does get is spent on Granny and the cats. Come to think of it, is Granny financially stable, if she isn't mentally stable?
Why does Herman care for his grandmother, a decaying home, and over a dozen cats while being disabled? Why did he look for a job at SDN?
There's just so much about his character I find from these first 3 pages, so fucking much. I love analyzing him to the micro details, why he does things, why he puts so much of himself out there for others when he has been hurt before. There's so much love in him.
just spoke with the funniest hater of all time. went to the optometrist, happened to be wearing my hadestown shirt. he asks me about it, I tell him it's a musical and he tells me he hates musicals and lists a few he didn't like. fair enough, but he listed mostly movie musicals, so I tell him that stage musicals are quite different. so he asks for my favorites and a few recommendations, and I also explain to him the differences between seeing a show on tour vs on broadway. I tell him he could check out the local theatre and see what's in the next season, but he says he'd rather just fly to new york and see the broadway show if it's the best version and that he probably wouldn't like it. I tell him that sometimes people will like the tour version better just based on personal preference of singer performance. he says, I don't really like singers, I just don't really like music. I get my eyes dilated. I bum around for 15 minutes before going back. he checks my eyes and shows me that he pulled up a google search of hadestown to read up about it while we were waiting. he tells me again he hates musicals and can't take them seriously, while actively looking at showtimes for hadestown at the walter kerr on broadway. I tell him each musical is very different so he should listen to the recordings of a few songs to see if he likes the vibe of a show before he wastes $200 on a ticket. he says nah I won't do that because I probably wouldn't like it, I just don't like music. the broadway showtimes to hadestown are still pulled up on a browser tab. I cannot emphasize how many times he told me that he doesn't like musicals or music while actively taking my recommendations and planning a theoretical trip to nyc specifically to see a broadway musical that he predicts he will hate. i respect it
every single shoe would fit you every single time you tried it on, every single article of clothing would fit your perfectly, all you have to do is transform slightly, you’d never run out of ‘your size’ again
and you wouldn’t have to work for it at all, and you’d never be limitted by your bone structure or something. You could just transform at will.
imagine being at work minding your business and then suddenly you look out the window and see like a 50ft tall flamingo and then someone just says “oh, yeah, that’s just pete, he does this sometimes, don’t worry”
Also, consider— people will know it’s you, but it doesn’t say they’ll know what you are.
“So is Pete a 50 foot flamingo who changes into a man, or the other way around?”
“We.. we don’t know. Barbara asked him once, but he just grinned. She said they weren’t the teeth of a human OR flamingo and she didn’t want to talk about it.”
rocky may be the size of an earth dog but he is 168 kilos and strong as hell whereas grace is a wet paper bag. one of these two is being carried by the other and it is not the one you think
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