what am i doing with my life

22 | he/him

[molabuddy]

[nobrashfestivity]

Katsushika Hokusai 葛飾 北斎, Two bats flying, c. 1830-50

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[bedupolker]

Amphibian migration season is coming this spring. Remember to drive slow!

[bedupolker]

It's about to happen*

*in the northeastern United States and parts of Canada

[lesbianmarrow]

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

[reggiemess]

[kumkaniudaku]

And then you can’t even say shit about bc people start trying to put you in a jacket and shit. Like omg it’s so strict???

[nalivaa]

the mexican football team has a 17 yrs old player and one of the funniest outcomes of this is that he cannot appear in any ad for gambling or drinking so he only appears in candy and milk advertisements. his first world cup and he's not even legally allowed to drive. his nickname is "morita" (little berry). he's three apples tall.

[lelouch]

they couldn't put him in the beer campaign so he was represented by a bunch of berries

[only-cat-memes]

[forgwater]

[powerburial]

[zoctopode]

can you imagine being a parent in the pokemon world and your kid comes home with one of those straight up basically human pokemon. i know those motherfuckers can talk.

its morning. i see my childs Throh getting some oj from the fridge. 'morning', i say. he doesnt catch himself in time and says 'morning' back. he freezes and we both stare at each other knowingly. 'throh,' he says, but its too fucking late

[beardedmrbean]

[segamascott]

[viralfrog]

[cameoamalthea]

Things to do with your twin

[dogpuppy]

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[cognitiveinequality]

[jace-targaryen]

THE PRINCESS DIARIES (2001) dir. garry marshall

[sicknastyjr]

So true it's awesome to have a game that basically forces you to be creative to fully engage with it's been so much fun to see

[bearliquids]

[east-south]

maybe they don't like being called names. have you ever thought about that