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Here are the 2024 vaccine recommendation schedules. They’ve already been wiped from the cdc site. Save them and share widely, especially to your friends with kids.

hollowboobtheory

this six lane highway could have been a railroad

skelotom

I've been iffy about posting this one, it's not at all like what I would prefer to make. So...obviously this isn't just a trans allegory. I mean I would love to be able to be a nightmarish eldritch creature of flesh and metal, but that's not the main point of these renderings.

I'm tired of insatiable greed dominating the world. I'm tired of being squeezed for more and more while making less and less. I'm tired of not even being able to help everyone I care about, let alone my broader community.

Imagine having an incomprehensible amount of wealth and choosing to increase it further instead of making lives better. I will never understand billionaires or our corporate overlords.

biblicallyaccuratemoth

The machine will make this work.

malibuklaus

galadriel1010

Sometimes you get a brief glimpse into the American worldview and decide that you don't want to know.

transcyberism

I cannot stress enough that this meme is entirely literal. there's no reference or subtext you don't know. these are simply the objectively most popular works of art from each denomination.

fictionz

@apocrypals

homunculus-argument

I am no nutrition expert but I do have a pretty damn good track record of keeping myself alive, so I want to remind you all that "fed is best" also applies to adults. There's nothing you could eat (that has been deemed fit for human consumption, I don't mean asbestos you smartass) that would be worse for you than just straight-up not eating. No food is as bad as no food.

A protein bar isn't the best possible source of protein in your diet, but it's better than not getting that protein. Fresh fruits would be better than orange juice, but if your choices are between having the orange juice and not getting the vitamins at all, you drink the fucking orange juice.

If you were out at winter while barefoot, and your options were between wrapping random newspaper around your feet, or not having anything to protect your feet, you wouldn't think "newspapers are a worse option than proper shoes, therefore I shouldn't take this worse option" and go barefoot.

halorvic

how have you been?

halorvic

Update:

ouroborosmoons-deactivated20260

fagmyers

if you aren't acting accordingly this is your warning of things to come. everybody must do their part to change this climate with our bare hands. protect your neighbors.

homeboygirl

theres bikes around the city you can rent but you have to use an app that needs your drivers license. theres buses that drive right to your destination, but if you dont have change you need the app. you can wash your car here if you sign into the app. you can go to the bathroom here you just have to unlock it with the app that needs your location on. you can order at this restaurant if you scan the code and download the app. im losing my freaking mind

charlesoberonn

duraraross

I got my phone and wallet stolen once and the amount of things I couldn’t fucking do without The App was bonkers. I couldn’t order an Uber or the bus home because no phone or wallet, so I had to walk home based on directions written on a sticky note. I couldn’t do my laundry even though I had change in my apartment because my building’s laundry machines required The App. I couldn’t log into my school email because my school’s email requires two factor authentication and will ONLY take a phone number, not another email address. I had a hard as fuck time getting new cards set up with my bank because in order to do that I needed to log into The App. I couldn’t get any packages that were delivered to me because my building’s locker system was app based. So on and so forth.

We should not have this fucking single point of failure like this.

aquilacalvitium

This is quite literally putting all our eggs in one basket, what if something goes horribly wrong and all of a sudden thousands of people have no access to their apps? What then, huh?

I'll tell you what then, nothing would get done. People would be stranded without transport, people would be locked out of their bank accounts or emails, people wouldn't be able to get their damn parcels.

But how the fuck are we supposed to fight this system when they make it the only available option?????

theconcealedweapon

This is how any corporation functions. First, increasing profits is done by attracting more customers. Then, once they have all the customers they're going to get, increasing profits is done by increasing prices or cutting costs.

steampunktomboy

<3 is sentence concluding punctuation

huffylemon

swankyjami

This is what happens when you’re still on tumblr as an adult, you start reblogging shit like this

supreme-leader-stoat

teaboot

I feel like pirating media that isn’t sold or offered anywhere legally anymore shouldn’t be called piracy. Girl thats archaeology

fluffygif

Enjoyed the bubble sounds!

shartgod420

oh this is an EXCELLENT noise

hellorhightreason

[Video description: a person quickly puts two slim conical glass bottles into a stream and holds them on the riverbed, and the camera follows the bottles underwater. As the bottles fill up, they both emit a stream of bubbles with a pleasant, almost rhythmic gurgling sound. End video description.]