my chemical romacne

liz, 26, idiotic, bi, she/her/any. ao3 is lizardopoly

[un-monstre]

The Strange Case of Dr. Pepper and Mr. Pibb

[passionpeachy]

I am God and in this next patch update I’m getting rid of periods. instead, vaginas will now make pearls that you can trade in for prizes

[iamyounicorn]

[guy whose bedtime is approaching fast] I need to write one billion words right now. and draw everything that has ever existed.

[timberwind]

you can post on tumblr even when you're trying to take a break from social media it literally doesn't count. it's like pepsi max, or pescatarianism

[juicydangler]

[frogus]

"Nobody is coming to save you" WRONG! I am running late. I DO NOT have a HORSE!

[stixy]

Work husband work wife

[kafkaswasteddayz]

not now honey, mommy’s yearning for something that once was and will never be again

[youtendtoforget-deactivated2025]

I’m ready to be transformed by the ibuprofen . I’m ready to be born again in its purifying light.

[tzvi]

wait did something happen to Jesus

[ivytwines]

There’s beautiful nerd yaoi happening on reality tv if you can find it

[youhavebeentraceyd]

visually, the funniest moment in the season so far

[joss-the-boss]

sidney crosby pisses me tf off, like hi i’m sidney crosby and i’ve been the best player in the nhl for 21 years but i also could have been a gap model and i’m just getting sexier as i age, oh and i’m also the nicest person in the whole wide world with the fattest ass and everyone loves me, fuck you sidney crosby

[glowcowboy]

it is important to cling to wonder btw

[panteneprovcommercial]

At this point there could be a video of Doechii and Chappell Roan hitting a man with their car holding hands Thelma & Louise style and I'd still be like "well let's hear them out"

[melonalemonade]

[pinguinitos]

pittsburgh penguins vs. winnipeg jets (march 21, 2026)

[rettoujoutou-deactivated2025112]

bela fujoshi’s dead