i'm an innocent victim.

Precious 💞— 29— bi — she/her

[hintons-a]

YOU ARE NOT ALONE, SID Timothy Olyphant as Mickey Altieri SCREAM 2 — 1997

[hintons-a]

#manipulative baby girl (@djsporks)

[katebeckets]

idiots (affectionate)・[63/?] ⤷ 3.13 — “Syzygy”

[hellallamerican]

[thelastwhimzy]

the amount of help i got this juneteenth compared to past ones is so disappointing

[thelastwhimzy]

listen y'all i only need another $165 to get this wheelchair. pls help me, ive been in the hospital for nearly 3 months and am just hoping to have more independence once i am out

pypl | vnmo | cshapp | kof1

[thelastwhimzy]

$75/$165

[cerceos-deactivated20160308]

Calvin and Hobbes - It’s July Already

[kaelio]

[52stations]

i've got the kind of eyebags that make people in movies say 'you look like hell, detective. go home.'

[phantomrose96]

When you meet Edward Elric he gives off the impression that he's the short-tempered hot-headed "violence is the answer to all life's questions" kind of protagonist, and it's in fact incredible character craft that he's actually the character who ends the series with a negative-3 kill count.

[phantomrose96]

people killed: 0

direct orders of "you really really need to kill this guy" ignored: 1

ongoing murders being committed by Ed's own friends/colleagues that Ed got in the way of to specifically stop that murder from happening: 2

[phantomrose96]

God's worst soldier Edward Elric. Showed up as the youngest member of the Amestrian army, took millions of dollars from them, never followed a single order, helped dismantle their fascist regime, left with a lower kill count than he arrived with, then fucked off to go be a house-husband. Character of all time.

[aka-blaa]

You know, when you said "negative-3 kill count," I, who haven't seen the anime, thought, "He resurrected 3 people?????" But I'm seeing here on the wiki that apparently resurrection in this anime is a terrible idea.

[phantomrose96]

Official addition to this post.

[mickeyaltieri-slut]

So uh. Kinda gotta get to and from work tonight?

Paypal: @daisypatchie97

CashApp: $ChasteAmour

[mickeyaltieri-slut]

I'm just bringing this back for tomorrow night for security.

[creatingblackcharacters]

#Make Racists Scared Again 2026

[creatingblackcharacters]

Share if you want people to know they should be scared to be racist around you 👊🏾

[creatingblackcharacters]

#Make Racists Scared Again 2026

[creatingblackcharacters]

Share if you want people to know they should be scared to be racist around you 👊🏾

[himbodiaz]

would y’all ever date someone with the same name as you?

[hmslusitania]

I’m sorry for adding directly to a post but I went to a wedding once where the groom’s name was Loren and the bride’s name was Lauren and at the end the officiant was all “introducing Loren [surname] and Lauren [surname], husband and wife” and the entire assembled lost it

[tevankinkley]

also sorry for adding on but at my high school there was a Dominic and a Dominique who were dating and everyone just called them “Dom and Dommer” which is honestly the funniest shit ever

[faerytale-wings]

My parents are both named Terry (spelled differently) but I’m pretty sure that’s one of the reasons my mom never changed her last name.

People would call and ask for Terry and child me would be like “boy or girl?” And they’d panic and hang up. My mom found this endlessly amusing.

[tungledotfuck]

Why would you leave this GOLD in the tags??

[faerytale-wings]

Had to submit it to the tags for peer review

[clotpolesonly]

my mom was friends with a het married couple, Kevin and Kevn (not a misspelling, it was actually spelled that way)

and i know a pair of white blonde married lesbians both named Ashley who i honestly could not tell apart if i passed them on the street

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[valentineodium]

[softbrah]

“online fandom bestie that you once shared intense intimacies with but don’t really talk to anymore simply bc we drifted into new blorbo obsessions” is such a specific type of relationship that has to be impossible to explain to anyone who hasn’t experienced it

[acidgirl]

*gripping the sink* looking forward to happier times on blue bayou 🙂

[bigbigbigtruck]

i’ll be real, kitten, daddy needs multiple wealthy and powerful folks to die in a painful, drawn-out, and generationally humiliating manner