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[blizzard336]

I think ive said something like this before but I dont care about Batman vs Superman. I wanna see Alfred vs Ma Kent: Pastry War

[robs-your-robins]

Ma Kent just having enough of Clark getting sad over squabbles with Bruce and whatever Lex has going on with Superman so image if you will, Lex, Clark (as Superman) and Bruce (as Batman) waking up tied to chairs in some dark room (the barn) while Ma appears out of the shadows, all Midwestern charm with steel underneath, smiling as she says "I don't know why you three boys can't just get along but we're going to sit here and straighten things out."

Lex, struggling against his binds: This is outrageous. Release me.

Ma: Not until we get to the bottom of this. Now, I have to check on a pie I left in the oven so you boys behave until I get back.

Lex: Batman, I will give you a million dollars if you cut me free and kill the alien.

Bruce, wanting pie: Those weren't her demands.

Lex: What?

Clark, sweating a little: Um, Batman what about not negotiating with-

Bruce, louder: Superman we are friends but sometimes I get overstimulated and snap at you, I don't mean it and I'm sorry.

Clark, who knew this: OK.

Bruce: Lex, I hate you on every fundamental level. Kill yourself.

Clark: Batman, that's not-

Lex: Fuck you, alien. Kill yourself.

Clark, having had enough: Um, Ma Mrs... Nice lady with the pie, I think we reached an impasse here.

Ma, yelling in: Impasse gets you shit on a cracker, try again.

[ultraviolettefan]

Tim and Jason arguing over something:

Jason: "AT LEAST I DIDN'T HAVE TO BLACKMAIL BATMAN INTO BECOMING ROBIN!"

Tim: "YEAH WELL AT LEAST MOM DIDN'T FIND ME IN AN ALLEY!"

Jason: "HE DID NOT-... Wait... Oh-"

Dick: *WHEEZING*

Damian: "Why are you laughing, circus baby?"

Steph: *Spits out her juice*

[greelin]

$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn't improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don't you think

[meilintheempressofdreams]

Reblog for unexpected $$$ dropping into your Bank account.

[symbolblue]

uhh did i forget how time works or was the first post in december 2018 and the second in august 2018

[greetings-inferiors]

Reblog for time travelling $$$ dropping into your Bank account.

[redead-red]

watching a movie at home circa like, 2001 was like

put your TV on channel 2 so the VCR will work

open up the clamp shell case that held the VHS that has that satisfying crrlikkkkkk

put in the movie

gdi it has to be rewound

press STOP and then rewind because its so much faster that way

start the movie and it takes a few seconds for the movie to actually start cause you rewound to the VERY beginning

FBI will get you if you illegally distribute or exhibit this movie

and then. because you forgot that movies are always so much louder than TV

COMING SOON TO OWN ON VIDEO AND DVD

QUICK LOWER THE VOLUME LOWER THE VOLUME LOWER THE VOLUME OH FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay crisis averted.

although. these ads are kind of quiet. a little hard to hear.....

better turn up the volume...

THX

[frozenwolftemplar]

I've reblogged this before, but it so accurately captures the experience of watching a movie on VHS, I had to do it again.

Anyone who's never experienced this is lowkey deprived; you haven't lived until you've been turned nearly deaf by

THX

[blizzard336]

How come I havent found any fics where Danny messes with the Batfamily using the Bat signal?

[capricornluna-deactivated201810]

this blog hates donald trump

[pearlmarley]

Look how many people hate him. I’m pretty damn happy about that 😁😁😁😁😁😁

[aggressivetapdancing]

I’ve never reblogged something so fast

[fruitigeraeropossums]

FUCK TRUMP

FUC ICE

FUCK ELON MUSK

FUCK BENJAMIN NETANYAHU

[blizzard336]

Show me the Danny Phantom universe where post Spectra anytime Spectra showed up in Amity to cause trouble its not Danny or the Dr's Fenton or Red Huntress who shows up to stop her its Jazz wearing a hazmat suit with two Ecto-Blasters holstered to her hips and carrying the Anti-Creep Stick ready to beat her down for bringing shame to Psychologists and Councilors everywhere.

[pragnificent]

This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years. 

If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life. 

[thingsamylikes]

I reblogged her late last year and my 2024 has been very satisfying work-wise and (secure enough to not stress out) money-wise so far. Money Snake is wise and good.

[sentientsky]

repeating this to myself forever and ever

[blizzard336]

People sometimes ask me why I dont like DPxMarvel and the answer is this.

They already have Peter im not giving them Danny to fuck up as well

[nosimpincurly]

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

[catherinebunnington]

Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account

[blizzard336]

DPXDC Prompt: Danny now living in Gotham for University gets spotted by Red Robin while flying to school one day to avoid being late and calls him "Inviso-Bill" which nearly makes Danny crash into a building while not phasing because he thought that terrible name was long behind him and it turns out he has entire Justice League portfolio under that name because Tim saw the old chatroom logs from before the GIW locked Amity down and built a file on this hero "Inviso-Bill" from just the videos and things the chatroom mentioned

[gayvampyr]

[blizzard336]

Can some of you wonderful people "@" me with some fanfics? Im looking for pics about Damian watching his older brothers get de-aged to when they were all Robin so now he has to suffer Golden Age Comics Dick Grayson flipping around going "Leapin Lizards Batman its the Penguin!" Or the absolute sucker punch of seeing Jason "my smile is brighter then the sun" Todd and Tim "im Sassy and I know it" Drake. I need fics like this because its been haunting me for almost a month

[stinson-png-deactivated20210103]

“Girls want a Superman, but they walk past a Clark Kent every day”

You fuckin CLOWNS think you’re a CLARK KENT? Not on my fuckin watch. You dumb, headass motherfuckers are barely a Guy Gardner and you think you’re a CLARK KENT? The amount of disrespect is unreal.

[bairnsidhe]

Listen here, wannabes: My boi Clark is 240 lbs of PURE KANSAS BEEF trained from a young age by Ma Kent to Love and Respect women as the Intelligent, Independent beings they are.  He is shy rambling about tractors and casually moving the copy machine when my pen falls behind it and he would NEVER demand I be sexually or romantically interested just because he’s nice.

Y’all ain’t Clark Kent.

[chaosinacoffeecup]

I have never hit the reblog button so damn fast.

[therobotmonster]

“barely a Guy Gardner” is the sickest comics related burn I’ve heard to date. 

[blizzard336]

Can I get a fanfic where Dick and Jason(who both have a thing for strong, competent and smart Red Heads)are both vying for Jasmine Nightingales attention while Danny and Jazz are hiding from parents and GIW after bad reveal and Danny has to hide his Ghost side unless the Bats find out but he also is feral and protective of his sister who is constantly bothered(in his eyes) by these two weird people who set off his danger sense