Future's gonna be okay

d • 26yo • she/her

[mail-me-a-snail]

everytime i think about the concept of soulmates i mourn the fact that it's never turned on its head as a tragedy

[mail-me-a-snail]

stands up on my chair i think having a soulmate should be a kind of divine punishment

[bellybeansss]

One of my favorite concepts of Luke time travel fics is Yoda and Luke being a duo to the absolute befuddlement of everyone around them.

They meet in a Council meeting, Yoda invites Luke to come meditate with him, and the rest is history.

If you see either of them, they’re together. Jedi watch in amazement as their wise grandmaster gets a piggyback ride from Anakin Skywalker’s future son through the halls of the Temple. The rest of the Council sits in meetings scratching their heads while Luke and Yoda communicate in philosophical discussions so profound it sounds like a different language. Younglings watch in horror as this random guy snarks at THE Master Yoda and Yoda just cackles like the gremlin he is. Yoda now only eats with Luke when he’s around because somehow this young man knows exactly how to cook to Yoda’s tastes and diet. Mace Windu goes to meet with Yoda and finds him sitting on the son of Skywalker’s feet, who is doing a one-armed handstand?? Not a soul has a single clue as to what’s going on with them 90% of the time, and Yoda’s having a blast with it.

As for Anakin himself, he can only watch with a slacked jaw. Because how in the hell did his own dna manage to become best friends with Yoda?

[soulren]

“Ghosts are real” I can see how you could believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real” it’s very fair and rational that you believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real anymore” I’m about to hear a poem or very sad story

“Ghosts aren’t real yet” the fuck are you going to do

[zeldareference]

guys hes literally the sun ☀️

[moonshynecybin]

have you guys ever seen a crocodile with its fingies out

[moonshynecybin]

[futurebird]

The "B" is *not* for "buses"

Via mastodon(aka the fediverse)

[yakkowakkodot]

Reminder as we approach Pride Season

[vrabia]

ambitious indie project this, surprise box-office hit that, iron lung (production budget: $3mil) is the 'someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this, my family is dying' tweet.

[vrabia]

set construction: $800

cast & crew wages: $1,200 + uber eats

fake blood (assuming generous discount on bulk purchase): $2,000,000 i am so not kidding i did the math this is nuts

editing: average adult body-weight equivalent in monster energy drinks

[vrabia]

update when markiplier announced he's producing the dvd/blu-ray himself i was like cool he's personally supervising the process and then he was like no i mean i'm making them myself at my house and i imagined some kind of complicated gargantuan contraption dutifully chugging along 24/7 blowing up this man's electricity bill and then he was like

anyway if you buy an iron lung dvd/blu-ray: it was made on a printer-sized machine. at markiplier's house.

[sunflowersinheaven]

May the 4th be with you ✨

[nebulastarss]

Actually the average human makes first contact 0 times in their life time. First Contact Rylad Graec who has made first contact 3 times is an outlier and should not have been counted

[what-even-is-thiss]

Speaking of Ned and Ariel Fulmer, they wrote a date night cookbook that came out about a year before it was revealed that he was cheating on her.

I actually bought this cookbook back then because I collect unusual and branded/novelty cookbooks and a dating themed cookbook put out by a YouTube couple counts as unusual in my opinion.

I left the book behind in my move from Texas back to California. I think I sold it to a used bookstore because at that point I had no interest of being reminded of the existence of Ned Fulmer whenever I looked at my bookshelf.

What I do remember about it though was that I wasn’t necessarily inspired to make any of the recipes and it was mentioned several times that Ariel doesn’t eat red meat and yet there were recipes for things made out of beef in the cookbook so that part was slightly confusing

Anyways it’s quite rare that I see a cookbook age so poorly so fast but they managed it, that’s for sure. Doesn’t help that the book is also full of generic dating advice.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Anyways the official Minecraft cookbook is better than Ned Fulmer’s date night cookbook in both entertainment value and my interest in actually trying the recipes

[freshlypickedmint]

rice, like humans, is mostly water. thus, eating rice may be essentially equivalent to cannibalism. and as we know, cannibalism is frequently used as a metaphor or even stand-in for gay sex. therefore eating rice can be seen as the same as gay sex. in this essay I will

[freshlypickedmint]

I have faith

[victusinveritas]

[rostekhorn]

It's even better than that.

At least according to the old continuity, the Wookiees were skilled explorers, and their Clatuuvac Guild had the secrets to a number of hyperspace routes, especially through the Core (it's why the Separatists were so keen to take the planet in Revenge of the Sith)... And Chewbacca was one of the people who knew these hyperspace routes.

So the Millennium Falcon being the fastest smuggler ship in the galaxy? About half of that is down to Han's modifications, the fact that he drives like crazy, and the fact that he's almost as good as he thinks he is. The other half? Is just Chewie knowing a bunch of shortcuts, which he got from all the classified information he knew when he was a commander.

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

Look, if the respected commander wants to bring his rescue human along, so be it. Even if said rescue is poorly socialized.

[not100bees]

The thing about Miss Piggy is that she kind of has a Roger Rabbit comedy superpower where she wins nearly any conceivable fight she's in. But unlike other characters of which that's true, like say, Bugs Bunny, who tend to win because they make the opponent play the game with their rules, Miss Piggy wins because the joke is that she can beat the shit out of literally anybody.

[aro-narcissus]

Starting a collection

[charlesoberonn]

♫ It's fun to stay at the ♫

[the-semicolonoscopy]

It’s Pride Month Eve, so leave out some milk for Freddie Mercury and his cats.

[the-semicolonoscopy]

Annual reblog of Freddie and his magnificent cats.

[tumbalendar]

happy Pride Eve!

[perceabeth]

when luke castellan was a literal child he only ever had his mother but she was so mentally unstable he didn’t feel safe in his own home from the woman who loved him most in the world. THINK about how that skews his idea of what it means to love someone. when he was a fourteen year old CHILD he looked at seven yr old annabeth and said someone has to be this kid’s father figure i suppose that’s me. a fourteen year old boy. annabeth with her front tooth days from falling out. luke’s voice was probably cracking and he was growing hair where he didn’t know what to do with it. u don’t get it. like. that is a baby. he makes it to camp and loses his ONLY equal, his best friend, the only person in the world he could trust and sees how easily her father, king of the gods, could have protected her. that was all he wanted. protection. and when he saw how simple it is to have it but the gods were still holding it back? when he saw who knows how many kids come in, stay in the hermes cabin hoping for a sign from their parent but  dying before getting any acknowledgement? he was the child of the god of travelers he’d been traveling his whole life how could he ever have reached a different destination

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[materassassino]