Oblivion

An Aspiring Beam of Light 25•She/Her•Aquarius •INFJ•Womanist•BLM

[socialjusticeinamerica]

[depsidase]

[sunsugarsuntzu]

"We need more complex female characters" you guys can't even handle Chappell Roan, Real Life Woman with Boundaries

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

when I was a little kid at some point I got upset with my parents because I didn't have a crucifix in my bedroom and they did- I was like why do YOU get to be safe from vampires??? you're okay with me getting my blood sucked???? so we took a little trip to the catholic store but the one closest to us was run by a group of nuns that had been moved here from romania. I got a little baby pink cross and this sweet old nun was like 'aww, is this a baptism gift?' and I was like no. I need to be protected from vampires. and she immediately got SO serious and was like 'this is the best one we've got, you'll definitely be safe' and since she was literally from vampire land I was convinced she was like, van helsing. like the whole time my parents had been laughing about how cute my fear was but she literally Knew dracula and was taking my concerns seriously I held this over my parents for so long lmfao

[dragon-in-a-fez]

this bitch empty, TWEET

[adobsonartworks]

Have any of you heard of the Harvard MIT Pigeon Prank?

An MIT student dressed in a black-and-white striped shirt went to the Harvard football stadium every day of one summer, blowing a whistle while scattering breadcrumbs or birdseed to coax neighborhood pigeons down onto the field. At Harvard’s opening game of the season, upon the referee’s first whistle, it’s said that hundreds of pigeons descended onto the field, causing a half-hour delay. 

[randomfandomteacher]

Ah yes, classical conditioning put to good use

[favlie]

cozy at night zzz @zutaramonth day 5: living together and day 11: one bed -- do not repost and/or use without permission!

[blk-magicc]

Meghan and Harry almost being killed in the same way his mother was is not a coincidence. The Crown is making their thoughts increasingly clear.

Sending prayers for their family.

[powerburial]

would u rather fight a buff nerd or a jock who listens to jazz

things to remember:

nerd has a lot of pent-up anger, might pretend you are his dad

because of the jock’s exposure to jazz music, his attack patterns and movements are a lot less predictable

[margbarcis]

Posts That Changed The World

[bluebandedagate]

Ok, so I can’t claim to have fought a jock who listens to jazz (I have fought a track kid who listens to trap and country tho) but I HAVE fought a buff nerd. The secret is to take him by surprise. Nerds have a lot of experience with tactic games such as D&D, so he knows how to leverage his strength against you. 9 times out of 10 when I’ve fought a buff nerd I lost - the moment he gets his hands around your wrists or his weight on top of you, it’s over. BUT! When I won, it was always by doing something unpredictable. My most decisive victory was made by making it look like I was backing off/gonna run away, then bull-rushing him and tackling him to the ground, using my own weight to pin him so he couldn’t get up. So there’s half the equation! 

[powerburial]

dude youre literally the jazz jock

[prinnay]

Grasp

Inspired by the Pillars of Creation star cluster

[nataliapaints]

[anderwater]

This work isn’t about exposing your family. This will serve your family.

RAMY 3.06 “american life coach”

[blackbird-brewster]

i love you people still wearing face masks i love you people wearing them for strangers i love you people wearing them for themselves i love you people wearing them for family members i love you people wearing them for friends and coworkers i love you people wearing them despite it no longer being mandated i love you people wearing masks

[blk-magicc]

no. Most of all I am rooting for me to find the happiness I deserve, and it’ll find me. The love I need.

[blk-magicc]

i know this is silly. i know this is dumb. i know this is ridiculous. but deep deep down inside, I am rooting for you, David.

[blk-magicc]

for the first time my cat just rolled over to sleep on his back. He is happy and safe here 🥹

[ryan-sometimes]

I think it's so funny how we bred JOBS into dogs. I have two shih tzus and they were bred to be lap dogs. All they care about is looking cute and cuddling with people. Meanwhile my grandma has a border collie and that dog needs to feel so useful all the time, he acts like he will pass away if he doesn't have a job to do constantly

[ryan-sometimes]

The thoughts of my shih tzus: Man I love the couch. Flip flops are so yummy. I wish it was nap time again

The thoughts of my grandma's border collie: I have been silently observing the pigeons up in the tree for 3 hours in order to gain every tactical advantage. I'm trying to engineer the optimal jump into the backyard pool. I wish I could play chess

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

I have a dog bred for water rescue and he will swim out to random people in lakes and oceans to check on them and make sure they're okay. We literally cannot let him in water when other people are there lest a giant dog swim up to them and bother them endlessly

[qv]

surfers beware lest they end up at the mercy of my sopping wet beast

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

Pleaaaase he has done it to surfers and people in boats too 😭

[antikate]

My pointer points at everything including interesting bugs and suspicious shadows.

And because he was also bred to retrieve he brings me Useful Items all day such as shoes, dirty socks, spoons, any hat left within dog reach, many many sticks, and pieces of paper (because humans love pieces of paper):

[blk-magicc]

If you’re going to be a cheater, maybe don’t make your entire personality loving your wife??? Idk just an idea