黒い鳥 @blkbirrd - Tumblr Blog

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There was a young man from Peru

Whose limericks stopped at line two

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There once was a man from Verdun

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There once was a man from the sticks Whose limericks stopped at line six. They were fine till line five Then they took quite a dive — But the problem is easy to fix If you just ignore the last line, it doesn't even follow the rhyme scheme oh god I've really lost control of this thing I'm so sorry...

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There once was a man

From Cork who got limericks

And haiku confused.

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There once was a man from the sticks

Who liked to compose limericks

But he failed at the sport

Because he wrote them too short

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@limerickshere

fremedon

There once was a fellow named Dan, Whose poetry never would scan. When told this was so, He replied, "Yes, I know-- It's because I try to squeeze as many syllables into the last line as I possibly can."

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On Tumblr did lasses and lads Their way with fail poetry had. You're having your fun But you're fooling no one - It takes skill to do something this bad.

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#the beauty of tumblr is that any new show i start i'm able to say oh that's my friend. from gif.

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Look a this photograph

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omtai

i had a dream i worked in an underwater restaurant and people kept ordering ice in their drinks and then getting mad at me when it would float away. and i’d tell them beforehand that the ice would float away & they’d be like lol no that’s not how it works just give me the ice. I’m fighting customer service battles never seen before