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                                             TAYLOR SWIFT                                          ᴀᴍᴇʀɪᴄᴀ’s sᴡᴇᴇᴛ-ʜᴇᴀʀᴛ.                                            sɪɴɢᴇʀ+sᴏɴɢᴡʀɪᴛᴇʀ.                                         ᴀ ᴠ ɪ ᴅ   ᴄ ᴀ ᴛ   ʟ ᴏ  ᴠ ᴇ ʀ.                                            REBLOG+FOLLOW+LIKE  

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tswvfts:

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text:u kno where my pants went? lol pants

                       ( ; ; &. heartxseoul  text message memes[ x ] )

 ✉️ — sᴍs. ] ur pants?

[ ✉️ — sᴍs.  ] no? like, i don’t know if i should ask why?

[ ✉️ — sᴍs. ]  nope not gonna ask.

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; "come help me find my shirt. i think it flew away."

                       ( ; ; &. ipsxity.   text message memes[ x ] )

“That shirt is probably long. I betcha some fangirl chased it down and picked it up. Watch it end up on ebay tomorrow.” She tried to lighten up the mood with a joke, but he was obviously pretty serious about finding his shirt. With a DEFEATED sigh, she stood up, adjusting her Yankees hat the laid on her head.”Fine I’ll help, but I’m being serious about the fangirl finding YOUR shirt.”

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text: do u wanna eat cheese with me

                        ( ; ; &. jxngsica.   text message memes[ x ] )

[ ✉️ — sᴍs. : ᴊᴇss. ] cheese? i’m down.

[ ✉️ — sᴍs. : ᴊᴇss. ] it’s gonna be a gouda.  

[ ✉️ — sᴍs. : ᴊᴇss. ]  get it? gouda. 😂

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Drunken Texts/Calls {Sentence Starters}

TEXTS

text: dont no wut your talking bout not drukn

text: love u soooooooooooooooo much

text: lets go buy like 10 chickens k?

text: do u wanna eat cheese with me

text: walmart dont like me

text: i want a puppy. a big puppy.

text: i like your face. u have a nice face

text: m drunk. help me drinking this

text: i want baby like half dozen of babys

text: i loooobe u swetiee

text: i got like 5 pizza. i like pizza

text: u kno where my pants went? lol pants

text: thnk u 4 being hot

text: i wanna bite my nose. it keps moving away!

text: do u like fidh? fish? omg fish r prtty!

CALLS

"Where are you, babyyyyy? I wanna hug you!"

"Why are you single? You are soooo great."

"My friends want you to bring us alcohols!"

"Need a ... ride home. Have to pee."

"You are my best friend! Like, my BEST friend!"

"Where's the pizza? Are you a pizza person?"

"You look like a penguin. Penguins are soooo cute!"

"How many pineapples do YOU eat before you sleep?"

"Hehehehe! Buttons make silly noises when I touch them!"

"I have another bottle of the happy water. It's yummy."

"Come heeeeere! I wanna kiss you!"

"Come help me find my shirt. I think it flew away."

"Somebody stole my house! I cant find it today."

"I drew a kitty on the wall! Its so cuuuute."

"Do you have flowers? Cause I wanna go get some flowers!"

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hey, hey, hey, notice me.

( ; & fionnpng )

NOTICES MY BEST FRIEND.

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                blake carver.  nineteen well-known fashion model.                  who’s kendall jenner?  literate original character. 

[leaderjoon]

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leaderjoon:

Kim Namjoon (as defined by himself):

(1) the one and only fashionista of BTS (2) a man with refined tastes and wisdom beyond his years (3) incidentally clumsy (4) a rapper with an infinite amount of pictures to paint (5) perpetually broody (6) suffers from extreme separation anxiety when it comes to his iphone (7) 100% human

i / ii / iii / iv / v

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❝  – I’m a man, don’t spin me a lie                                    Got toes and I can smile  ツ                                                          I’m C R O O K E D but upright  –  ❞ 

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tvrpid:

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chaenxl.

[text → blake] that sounds great! i’m heading to the starbuck near the park

[text → blake] want me to get your drink already? 

[ ✉️ — sᴍs. : ᴄʜᴀᴇ. ] i know where that’s at! be there in five!

[ ✉️ — sᴍs. : ᴄʜᴀᴇ. ] it’s cool! don’t worry about it, just find us a good seat, haha. 

[jenner-news]

August 11: Leaving The Montage in Beverly Hills [HQs]

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jenner-news:

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I think you are mistaken, I am sexy and handsome. I am not adorable whatsoever!

I beg to differ.

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chaenxl said: [text → blake] i know right!

 [text → blake] who even drinks coffee without any creamer?! 

[text → blake] now i need to walk all the way to the other coffeeshop :((

[ ✉️ — sᴍs. : ᴄʜᴀᴇ. ] i need creamer, i’m a whimp and can’t drink it plain.

[ ✉️ — sᴍs. : ᴄʜᴀᴇ. ] how about i meet you there? i’m out and about anyways!

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“adorable goober” Where is this adorable goober I don’t see him

I’m looking right at him!

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reijinked:

                               [ reblog + follow : always looking for new friends ]                                         ( * follow the other ozaki brother + )   ●   ●                                             “We are a packaged deal. You can’t                                                       have just one; you have to have both.”

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                 [ reblog + follow : always looking for new friends ]                     ( * follow the other ozaki brother + )  ● ●                         “We are a packaged deal. You can’t                            have just one; you have to have both.”