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[greenteacology]

I don’t come out to people I just make gay jokes until they catch on

[pigeonriot]

Nobody:

Absolutely nobody:

Bisexuals:

[puckinghell]

If The World Was Ending | Andre Burakovsky

Summary: If the world was ending, you’d come over, right? Based on the song with the same name Words: 2.3k Note: I was gonna make this super angsty but it turned out a weird mixture of angst and fluff. I couldn’t be bothered to check this for spelling/grammer/making sense so excuse me for that

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“We interrupt your programming. This is a national emergency. A significant environmental event has been detected, that will impact the Greater United States. You and your loved ones should seek shelter immediately. Please stand by for further updates.” 

The croaky radio voice disappears as the room falls into silence. You look around, but there’s nothing to betray your location: the room is empty, except for a small old school radio in the corner. There’s not even a window. 

Then you notice there’s not even a door.

You’re standing with your phone in your hand and somehow, without making the conscious decision to, you lift it. On the screen, there’s an open iMessage thread. On the top, it says the name Do not call.

There’s only one person that can be, and the last message on your screen would confirm that, except you can’t read it. The screen is blurry, too blurry to make out the letters, but you don’t really need to read them anyway: you know the message.

The words have been carved in your heart for the past four months. 

You: I love you.

Andre: I know. I just need some space

Andre: It’s just hard to talk to you right now

You: Ok

You: But I’m here if you need me

Suddenly, there’s a noise coming from outside the room. Heavy footsteps, slowly against a wooden floor. You turn around and notice a door has appeared. It opens, and you know who’s there before you even see his face.

Andre.

Keep reading

[blockb-one-kenobii]

Okay but I read this to this song and I’m crying in pool of my own tears

[taissaifarmiga]

🔥

CARRIE (1976) HEREDITARY (2018) US (2019) THE WICKER MAN (1973) THE RITUAL (2017) MIDSOMMAR (2019) THE VVITCH (2015) CHRISTINE (1983) READY OR NOT (2019) THE CONJURING (2013)

[savoies]

svech saying "asta la vista baby" gives me so much serotonin.

[dippersballoon]

I saw an opportunity and I took it

[offline-kinq]

This is what they mean when they say life flashes before your eyes as you die

[udon-tea]

For those wondering, the song is ”Mr. Blue Sky” by ELO.

Perhaps someone beat me to it, but here are ALL of the featured vines, in order of appearance:

I won’t hesitate bitch

Hi my name is Tre and I have a basketball game tomorrow

Whaddup, I’m Jared I’m 19 and I never fucking learned how 2 read

Kermit the Frog jumps off building

Fr e sh a voca do

back at it again at Krispy Kreme

There is only one thing worse than a rapist

Club Jam (yes a really good book)

At least the taco was free

I am the Sand Guardian, guardian of the sand

Grandma loves ping pong too much

If your name is Junior

Welcome to Target

I’m just cooking pizza

Cole Sprouse dress-up game

On all levels except physical, I am a Wolf

Kid hits ceiling of gym with rope (breaking free)

Kid smacked by fly swatter

Fuck it up Kenneth (my boy going to school)

Um I’m not finished (Tyler the Creator)

WE’RE BREAKING FREE

SAIL

I’m Squidward

So I’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my tiddies

So no head? (breaking skateboard)

Actually, Megan (I can’t sit anywhere)

No off topic questions (Chris Christie)

What the fuck, Richard

Drop it like it’s hot (its just luke)

Bored as shiiiiii

Liberian accent (plasma globe)

New haircut (Parker Kit Hill)

Summertime sadness (chicken)

More like hurricane TORTILLA

I got an a-bor-tion

All Around the World (TheJasminator)

When there’s a cutie next to you at a red light

Snake licks lollipop

Accept yourself, love yourself

Be whatever you wanna be

Don’t touch Zac’s music (LENARR)

Whoever threw that paper, your mom’s a ho

Can I please get a waffle?

Turn off the flash you fucking moron (Star Wars)

Ebony Jenkins (shut up!)

Kevin, watch the light dude

Horse meditation

A girl a dream & a clothing hanger

Is that a weed? (911 microwave)

Helium balloons (floating car)

Fireplace fairy

I’m your freestyle dance teacher

I can’t believe you’ve done this

Which way the Quiznos is

Impossible paper toss shot

Hemtube (dancing with cat)

I nurture my skin (Shaq)

Why are you running

Happy birthday?

Thicker than a bowl of oatmeal (courtroom)

Farkle falling

Fuck you (soda machine)

Squash banana (the branch I was holding broke)

Take On Me

And now my sock is wet (water gun)

All I ever wanted was some motherfuckin guala

When there’s too much drama at school

Two bros chillin in the Hot Tub

What’s your name? (ouija board)

Chillary Clinton (chillin in Cedar Rapids)

Guy drops slurpee (7-Eleven)

Girl scared of convertible car

Guy who is self-conscious about his lisp (Rice Krispies Treats)

Would you like the spider on your hand?

Shopping cart crash

We actually have the chip reader now

I’M A GIRAFFE

Dinner with Zayn Malik (Chihuahua eating spaghetti)

I HOPE IT’S HELPFUL TO SOMEONE! Peace ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

[leaveittotegan-deactivated20181]

this gave me such a warm feeling i legit teared up no joke

[toziertrashmouth]

every single vine is iconic and this song honestly just brightens my mood no matter what

[sickofimmortality]

me @ manson

[blockb-one-kenobii]

Love how everyone else looks away and Berkowitz stares right at his ass

[blockb-one-kenobii]

I am a sound designer and since watching this KPOP variety show, I would like to know, if known and if possible, where I could find these sound effects or if they are available at my dispose. Thank youThese are the videos from where I heard them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqtWbYYZkO8&t=499s

Spear Sound effect (6:04)  Cry sound effect (7:37)  Honk sound effect (7:40) Punch Sound effect (7:50) Rooster? sound effect (8:18) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMYNAsPi6yA&t=486s Suspense sound effect (0:00) "ahh" sound effect (0:53) Lullaby song? (2:31) Evil laugh (5:31) song (7:54)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbycPei4bmI&t=95s song they start singing (1:23) song they start rapping to (1:34) THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR YOUR ATTENTION

[wintrofouryouth]

booksmart dir. olivia wilde (2019)

[renthebarbarian]

HOMEBOY IS NOT EVEN CLOSE TO FUCKING AROUND

[gfbaseball]

Nolan Arenado sports a big ol’ black eye after getting hit with a ball the day before - May 22, 2017

[pinche-aquarius]

Who else is ready to feel the feels during this postseason?? 

[pancakeke]

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Hangman is a game about a man killing himself just because people can’t read your mind.

[baseballfan105]

I want to make out and have sex with Christian Yelich real bad

[just-shower-thoughts]

Coughing really loudly in public is going to get you a lot of unwanted attention over the next couple months

[just-shower-thoughts]

Baloney is a hot dog in pancake form.