Trials & Tribulations of a(Former)Troubled Trucker

Michael. I post shit on here because my family follows me on Facebook.

[charlesoberonn]

We should use "unsportsmanlike" outside of formal competitions, to describe things that shouldn't be outright illegal, but are definitely not in the spirit of what we're trying to accomplish here.

[charlesoberonn]

Cheating on your spouse? Unsportsmanlike.

Taking advantage of people's generosity? Unsportsmanlike.

Murder? Very unsportsmanlike.

[madamewesker]

#being a dickhead online

#bloody bad form old chap

[charlesoberonn]

"Bad form" is also a good phrase

[charlesoberonn]

More good options:

"Unbecoming"

"You forget yourself"

Giving them a thumb down 👎

[bloggingtrucker]

I wish that in the Duck Tales reboot when they gave Donald the ability to talk normally that they’d let his normal voice actor, Tony Anselmo, speak in his regular speaking voice instead of handing it off to a celebrity.

[bloggingtrucker]

I think he’s not only in the files but he’s deeply involved and the cia is letting him dig is grave and thrash and spin deeper into this trap. All of this so that when capital i It happens, the elites in this country can just throw him under the bus and then bury it and carry on with Business as usual.

[babyfoxcollectionthings]

[bloggingtrucker]

Having a night where I miss my ex. Had to talk about it somewhere so I don’t text her. And I know she didn’t follow me here. Just miss having someone to hold and have fun with, carnally speaking. She was able to hold me account and I was able to help her out with chores and tasks around the house.

[faeeevee]

[kinkshame-puncher-666]

Reblog this to ease the back pain of the person you reblogged it from

[disneytva]

When your dad is Goofy, it can be hard to be cool!⚡️! Disney Music Emporium will be selling "A GOOFY MOVIE" vynil album to celebrate the 30th Anniversary of the movie.

The Special Collectors Edition includes 2-color splatter vinyl and sticker sheet

When your dad is Goofy, it can be hard to be cool! Join Goofy and his son Max as they take a cross-country road trip in A Goofy Movie and enjoy this collection of songs from the animated film including the hit Tevin Campbell song, Stand Out. Special Collectors Edition includes 2-color splatter vinyl and sticker sheet!

Track List:

Side 1:

1. I2I - Performed by Tevin Campbell (Featuring - Rosie Gaines) 2. After Today - Performed by Aaron Lohr and Chorus - After Today 3. Stand Out - Performed by Tevin Campbell 4. On The Open Road - Performed by Bill Farmer and Aaron Lohr and Chorus - On The Open Road 5. Lester's Possum Park - Performed by Chorus - Lester's Possum Park and Kevin Quinn 6. Nobody Else But You - Performed by Bill Farmer and Aaron Lohr

Side 2:

1. Opening Fanfare/Max's Dream - Performed by Carter Burwell and Don Davis 2. Deep Sludge - Performed by Carter Burwell 3. Bigfoot - Performed by Carter Burwell 4. Hi Dad Soup - Performed by Carter Burwell and Don Davis 5. Runaway Car - Performed by Carter Burwell and Don Davis 6. Junction - Performed by Carter Burwell 7. The Waterfall!/The Truth - Performed by Carter Burwell and Don Davis

[drearyhours]

scene before movie climax:

protagonist: So who’s with me?

*5 seconds of silence*

the stoic one: *looks up* im in

4 people one after the other: me to

*after everyone else has joined we see The Edgy One standing in the back*

*2 more seconds of silence*

The Edgy One: *chortles* we’re all gonna die… what the hell, im in

[lightsintheskye]

My favorite movie.

[sirartwork]

Because I’ve lost control of my life

[sirartwork]

reblog for the blessed 100k

[sirartwork]

[morinokunikara]

[snelbz]

IVE ONLY HEARD WHISPERS OF THIS POST

[sirartwork]

For fucks sake, you guys

THREE HUNDRED AND FIFTY K?????

My life’s work, I guess

[sirartwork]

Have it your way at Burger King ® , where your stupid asshole gets fucked six ways from Sunday!

[gryffon]

[rollercoasterwords]

i'm literally the priest's favorite sacrificial lamb because i am so docile and sweet and i hold very still when they put the rope around my neck and i trot along so happily while they lead me to the altar and they do not even have to tie me down because i lie so very still and only bleat once or twice in my lovely lamb voice and when the knife comes down it cuts through me like butter and i offer no resistance and i bleed so prettily all over my new white wool and my guts all unspool like the most beautiful shining yarn and my eyes are animal and dumb and hold no accusation and every time i die i come right back as another little lamb because the priest loves me so so much and he always chooses me for the sacrifice every time and he always places one hand on my small and twitching nose to calm me while he lifts the knife and he doesn't do it for the other lambs only me because i'm his favorite

[ruinedchildhood]

[fuzzyhairedfreak]

um uh uh um. so. did anyone else used to follow Nate Stevenson's D&D campaign drawings back in the day or-

[bloggingtrucker]

I don’t think it’s my lot in life to get the wife and kids and the white picket fence. I wish it were. But at the end of the day, I scare everyone off because of my desperation and pathological need for connection and intimacy. I’d saw off my own arm if it meant that I got to be with someone that loved me. I want more than anything to have a boring love story. I’d trade all of my stories of debauchery and hedonism if it meant that I could fall asleep in someone else’s arms. But I don’t get to have that. I’m a side character in my own story. I’m defined by my relationships to the people I already have in my life. I’m a great friend, but I don’t get to have a girlfriend. I’m a decent brother and cousin, but I’m only going to be an uncle, at best. My story doesn’t end with a question mark, an ellipsis, or an exclamation point. It ends with a period, full stop. Because I was a coward when it counted and a madman when it didn’t. I’m just everyone else’s punchline.

I’m glad nobody I know follows me here. I just want to be able to pity myself and not deal with the questions about my mental health and the hollow reassurances.

[caldraws]

hey bi people

[graceful-not]

Holy fuck