YOU ARE WRONG, FUCKED, AND OVERRATED.

HE/BLOOD/GORE/ROT/NU. I TYPE IN ALL CAPS. HERE'S YOUR WARM FRESH TAKEOUT OF FUCK YOUS FOR THE ROAD: 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

[yourediggingyourgrave]

day 1

[godspeedyoublackemperor]

[biweeklydavekat]

day 400

daidaidaidaidaikirai

[shamebats]

[yaoiblackmold]

Im sorry but it is so funny how people outside of tumblr view us. Like why are the tiktokers treating tumblr like some professional ass website you need to do extensive prep before you begin posting on. And the follower farming advice is so fucking funny to me when this is the website where people actively hate getting new followers

[gaytricorder]

this is my aesthetic:

[junglejim4322]

Listening and learning

[sirkitti]

tori and her clone [outdated tori design methinks] finished for now i think!

[unorcadox]

What do you mean you survived unscathed? What did you do that I didn't? Where did you succeed that I failed? Why did I deserve to end up this way then?

[stealthrockdamage-deactivated20]

"is it possible for a [thing] girl and a [different thing] boy to be in a relationship? 🥺" i'll stop you right there. get a notebook cause i'll only tell you once. men and women are not allowed to date each other

[hedgiwithapen]

right, so am I just missing something? Is there no April Fools' Day gimmick this year? usually by now I've seen, if not the gimmick itself, about 52 memes about it so c'mon, what gives?

[anthrophobixx]

I had a dream where Brock was revealed to be a butch lesbian at the end of journeys and he thought that "ash and the others already knew" and the entire internet started losing their minds over it and after a couple hours the pokemon company tweeted "surprise faggots" with a picture of Brock holding a poorly edited lesbian flag

I tried to recreate it it looked smth like this

[adulthooliganism]

i hate fun

[adulthooliganism]

april fools !!! look at these elephant watering cans

[antiterf]

Trans visibility has gotten scarier for years now, and the trans people celebrating today are extraordinary. I love every single one of my trans siblings, including the ones who don't want to be visible today or can't be. Stay safe, and don't let them take your pride away from you.

[beepathan]

hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and...

I LIED !!!! GET PRANKED

POST BELOW ME GET FUCKING WET

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Hey guys! Check out this block of pure sodium that I got!

[puds-archive]

what a good morning!! im gonna draw a dog!!

[puds-archive]

apRIL FOOLS I DREW TWO DOGS THEY’RE BEST FRIENDS

[one-time-i-dreamt]

For April Fools' Day, Tumblr deleted every post on the site and all that was left were a bunch of text posts talking about people being literally trapped in the site.

[hussiehints]

Homestuck has Sadly Passed Away Today. Better luck Next Year!

[hussiehints]

I can no longer keep up this Devilish Ruse. It was simply a Fool Of The Month! Will I be Forgiven?