Pointed Spears and Blood Splattered Fears

Roger here. Jack and Ralph are off somewhere probably bickering; Simon is throwing a faint; Piggy is nervously rambling; and the rest are dancing around a fire. The pig was good tho. I wonder where I could stick my pointed spear next. {ask/rp blog}

[crimnatic]

#he’s guarding our galaxy

[starfleetstripper]

good

[othelo]

see what i mean

[angrybirdsmoviemoved-blog]

one time this kid sneezed in class and i said “goodnight”

[wealthyhugepenis-deactivated201]

let’s be friends with benefits. the benefits? you get to be friends with me

[bloodyrogeraptor]

hi im auditioning for the role simon and i’ll be singing knocking on heaven’s door

[bloodyrogeraptor]

Hi im auditioning for the role of roger and i’ll be singing “we will rock you” by queen

[vam-van]

[gettingahealthybody-deactivated]

WHAT?!

[chelseaalysse]

I need this on my blog.

[hungryrunner]

On my blog? I need this IN MY LIFE.

[outrunmyself]

Nom nom.

[inaisabello]

First I was like “holy fuck that’s a shitload of bread though”. BUT WHEN IT’S SLICED IT IS JUST PERFECT 

[wrongholesorry]

Why can’t my girlfriend do this

[endless-screaming-into-voids]

Because you’re a grown ass motherfucker capable of doing this and it’s not your girlfriends job.

[lunarsapphicc]

You are the Dragon Queen, young and sweet, only dragonteen

[simonsaysbeast-deactivated20151]

yo i’m alive

[simonsaysbeast-deactivated20151]

i mean like i’m active on tumblr again. simon is still dead sorry

[simonsaysbeast-deactivated20151]

my brother just told me that ralph is not real and i screamed

[bloodyrogeraptor]

Sucks to ur ass mar Literally I would suck ur ass

Too l8 B)

[d-a-t-a-k-i-s-s]

What if the Lord of the Flies boys were put in a Hunger Games arena

[cherrylighter]

Piggy would get killed in the bloodbath, Ralph would probably plan everything out then get caught off guard, Simon would hide out alone, probably couldn’t bring himself to kill, Jack would kill everyone ruthlessly but lack in the sneaking and hiding area, Roger would allie with Jack and outsmart him in the end.

[skygenders]

Proof that tumblr is filled with psychopaths

Set #2

[ask-the-multishipper-blog]

oh god what did i do

IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT

[nyfian-deactivated20150105]

HOLY FUCKING COW.

[carverly]

OKAY IT’S TRUE

[lookingforpack-deactivated20181]

WHAT

[imivi]

???

[kittyluvr69]

I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE

WHAT HOW

[daxin-freeborns-news-feed]

I’ve been wondering what message it sends for awhile now, apparently it’s random?

[bloodyrogeraptor]

[killthepigbae]

Roger: Hey chief, I wanna be the torturer.

Jack: Sure, when pigs fly!

[simon-the-jesus-kid]

Im watching the boys chase ralph from up here. Lmao they think theyre gonna catch ralph. Thats funny

[bloodyrogeraptor]

Roger: *starts sharpening stick at both ends*

Simon: *from up in heaven* ooooh this shits gettin good piggy get the popcorn

Piggy: thats not funny ralph could die!

Simon: thats funny. Yr funny. Im jesus lamo