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Hi, it’s me, Sam. Uh.. long story short I’ve been inactive for a few years :(

But I’m coming back in light of Twitter becoming inhabitable!

However, I’m moving over to a new blog to start from scratch. Same url so you can find me over at @bloombabies and my new fancy professional blog @nochefloreciendo.

If we were mutuals here, just send me a message on the new blog so I can follow you back!

Cool, Thanks, Bye!

onedamnminuteadmiral

Self care is drinking vodka, eating hot pockets and painting your fingernails command gold.

onedamnminuteadmiral

kimseokjin

BTS 2019 SUMMER PACKAGE in KOREA (Jin)

lezbianz

the voltron fandom is so interesting because it lasted for about two years, tops. like, i’m sure there are still voltron fans out there, but the actual fandom has been absolutely dead since august 2018, maybe even a little before that, and yet it managed to, in two years, become one of the most infamous fandoms on this website. fascinating

willoughbii

vibe check *gently kisses you*

charlesoberonn

The myth of Achilles, but instead of holding him by the heel, Thetis sumberges him fully so that Achilles is completely invulnerable and Thetis has one invulnerable hand.

charlesoberonn

She only needs one oven mitt when taking cookies out of the oven.

aphony-cree

But there would still be two small parts of him that are vulnerable because they were covered by her fingertips at the time, stopping the water from touching them. Which means those fingertips are also vulnerable on her hand

Achilles *putting those little round band-aids on two parts of his ankle before battle*

Thetis *knitting fingertip oven mitts for her thumb and forefinger*

This is a Greek comedy I could get behind

obaewankenope

What if she put him in a sack and dunked him in? The water would saturate the sack and soak him and so long as she pulled him out quick, he wouldn't drown. Then they'd have a sack that's invulnerable too and can be used as the most unexpected shield ever.

Imagine Achilles storming Troy with one (1) invulnerable sack for a shield

adspexi

thetis just sticks him in one of these bad boys

and swirls him around like a batch of chicken nuggets until he’s invulnerable all over.

daisydandy

“Beauty Tahani wants to battle!”

“Trainer Chidi wants to battle! …Maybe? Actually, hold on, he isn’t totally sure yet. Trainer Chidi is debating the ethical implications of Pokémon battles with himself. It’s… taking a while. Maybe you should just go.

Trainer Chidi… has a stomach ache.”

“Holy shirtballs! Trainer Eleanor wants to battle!”

“Oh, dip! Trainer Jason wants to battle! “

“Trainer Janet wants to battle, and she can absolutely assure you that she does not have a Maractus!”

“Elite Four Michael wants to battle! (He’ll meet you in the dot of the “i”)”

helothisistrashpanda-blog

the script from this series feels like it was made using cards against humanity, funny all the way

helluva-pilot

moodboard for when you finally saw the overlook in doctor sleep

aramintascolin

It was something…like a secret name. A secret identity. A way to be people that had nothing to do with their parents’ fears, hopes, constant demands. Richie couldn’t do his beloved voices for shit, but maybe he did know how important it was for creeps like them to sometimes be different people.

the-mad-prince-of-denmark

Fucking All joking aside Baby Ian McKellen is, physically speaking, The Best Hamlet I’m a lesbian, I can say it

the-mad-prince-of-denmark

Ok so update, I found some more pictures of Baby Ian as Hamlet. And since so many of you seem to agree with me (both on the fact that Baby Ian is, physically speaking, a great Hamlet, and also the fact that twink Hamlet is best Hamlet) I figured I’d share them. So we got:

Baby Ian/Hamlet, staring dramatically into the distance.

Baby Ian/Hamlet sexy posing, which Hot Damn, no wonder everyone (Ophelia, Horatio, Laertes, Rosencrantz, Guildenstern, possibly his mother, etc) wants to get up on that. I’m a lesbian and I think that’s hot.

(Left to right) Marcellus, Baby Ian/Hamlet, and Horatio swearing on the sword (which sounds like an innuendo).

This was one of the few pictures I could actually find with this productions Horatio in it, which sucks because Horatio.

Baby Ian/Hamlet pretending to read while moodily staring off into the middle distance.

Baby Ian/Hamlet contemplating Yorick’s really gnarly looking skull.

Baby Ian/Hamlet talking to (someone who I believe is) Horatio in literally the only other picture I could find of them together besides the sword one.

((Look at Horatio!! Look at his glasses!! Ahhhh so sweet 😱😍))