wish i was brave

Engineer | Dancer | 95

[badjokesbyjeff]

So an engineer dies and finds him self in hell, the devil welcomes him and sends him to his spot, the he starts feeling to hot…. 

….. “it’s to damn hot in here” he says, he starts looking around and finds the air conditioning box, after a few minutes he manages to fix it and hell now has air conditioning, satisfied the engineer checks his phone only to discover there no cellphone service or internet connection, he looks around and finds the antena and proceeds to fix it as well and other stuff around in hell.

A week later God comes down to check on hell, and he can’t believe his eyes, “what is going on here???” He asks, the the devil appears, “oh hey dad, you won’t believe it we got an engineer down here, he’s been fixing stuff around here and everything is great!!”, “wait what?!?!, how can this be? All Engineers go to heaven! It’s in their contract!, if you don’t give him back I’ll sue you!!!” Says god angrily, and the devils shouts “ha! Good luck finding a lawyer”

[cassandragemini]

have you guys who arent into sports heard about the new baseball uniforms controversy. its bad

[cassandragemini]

mlb changed uniform manufacturers this year to this company that has been making dogshit licensed fan merch for a while (fanatics, may the lord curse their name) and first of all the new jerseys are cheap and have awful stitching and the lettering on player names is abysmal. but second and most importantly the new pants are Extremely Transparent

[cassandragemini]

also apparently they not doing custom tailoring for pants anymore. which is a problem because pitchers tend to have really thick thighs and standard issue pants across the board are not gonna cut it lmao (see exhibit a below)

an article i read in the athletic about this whole thing specifically mentioned the fat ass issue

[cassandragemini]

happy spring training. whatever happens after this happens

[abandonedography]

Old abandoned grocery store repurposed as a library

[certifiedlibraryposts]

Certified Library Post

[azzandra]

"Hey, we need to renovate this grocery store into a library."

"Okay, I got you."

*Removes the B from the BREAD sign*

"Done"

[chibird]

Sadness is allowed. I often feel bad for being sad, but I’m trying to get better at accepting and allowing the emotion. Sadness is a normal and expected feeling!

Chibird store | Positive pin club | Instagram

[disteal]

shout out to everyone who participated in the january-february mass depressive episode

[disteal]

Thank you everyone for another great turnout to the january-february mass depressive episode

[chibird]

Big chibird motivation to start your week off! 🙌 Sometimes you need to work hard, and chibird knows you can do it!

Chibird store | Positive pin club | Instagram

[badjokesbyjeff]

A robber held up a well-dressed man, pointing his gun and yelling, “Give me all your money!”

The man replied, “Don’t you know who I am? I’m a U.S. congressman!” 

The robber retorted, “In that case, give me all my money!”

[badjokesbyjeff]

“69” is now known as “96”.

Thanks to inflation the cost of eating out has gone way up.

[badjokesbyjeff]

“69” is now known as “96”.

Thanks to inflation the cost of eating out has gone way up.

[mozzu-deactivated20211224]

banana pose 🍌

[stuckinapril]

maybe a mildly hot take but i think everyone should be well acquainted w rejection. my goal is to put myself in as many situations as possible, even w the knowledge in mind that it might end w me rejected in some form. bc not caring about that leads to so much growth, & the more exposed you are to something, the more desensitized you are to it. i wanna reach a point where i don’t give even the slightest fuck about rejection at ALL bc i know that it had nothing to do w me personally. things just don’t work out sometimes

[stuckinapril]

this is not grounds to start doing inappropriate things you know will lead to you being rejected btw. but it is grounds to start doing things you’re otherwise too scared of doing, for the sole reason you’re afraid of rejection. missing less & less opportunities the more & more you do

[badjokesbyjeff]

As a car mechanic, I can safely say, I don't understand the gay agenda. 

I do however, understand the trans mission.

[gayspock-deactivated20250217]

[gayspock-deactivated20250217]

CHIKORITA CHUESDAY IS NOT AT ALL LIABLE FOR YOUR PHONE CRASHING. IF YOU CANNOT HANDLE CHIKORITA CHUESDAY, THAT’S ON YOU BABES.

[wvterways]

[lq-dpr]

[emporium]

🦀 WE THE CREEPLE (CRAB PEOPLE) 🦀

Do hereby declare That we want to be paid better  And have to work fewer hours

And that Roberd should have to share with us his fruity cocktail beverages that he’s always walking around with for some reason 

WE WANT PINK DRINKS! WE WANT BLUE DRINKS! AND WE WANT PLENTY OF TIME BETWEEN SHIFTS TO DRINK THEM! 

Will you sign our petition?

DO YOU SUPPORT THE CRAB UNION?

YES!!!!!!! 🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🤝🤝🤝🤝

no :/

Voting ended onApr 20, 2023

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#CRABUNION

— The Bargaining Crabmittee

Crink, Ibble, Pree, Smorp, Thisp

[usersiren]