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Brandon. A 23 year old who can't come up with a better description. Have fun. One of these days an about me page will exist.

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Hatterene, an elegant lady who’s actually the size of a little girl and is floating inside her dress

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[disteal]

shout out to everyone who participated in the january-february mass depressive episode

[disteal]

Thank you everyone for another great turnout to the january-february mass depressive episode

[absolem0]

have learnt recently, that the famous Gävle goat is being eaten by birds this year 🐦🐦🐦

Happy Holidays to everyone!

[hasgavlebockenburneddownyet]

So much good art this year!!!

[weantuniverse]

[quellecourage]

If you care about the Gävle goat, this might interest you too:

Horny goats creates a stir in Kävlinge

Seven years ago, the two Christmas goats were exhibited in Solanum roundabout in central Kävlinge. At first they were separate, but already in the first year someone came up with the idea of ​​putting them together in an intimate mating act.

- Some thought it was a really fun idea while others felt "you can't do that", says Camilla Persson, landscape engineer at Kävlinge municipality.

When SVT asks around among those who leave the grocery store opposite the roundabout installation, the tones are mostly cheerful.

- Christmas is quite traditional and boring so I like when it gets a little cheeky, says Hans Olsson.

Siv Nilsson thinks that it's just fun.

- I usually think "god what fun they have doing this". It does not bother me.

Several complaints

Camilla Persson, who is a landscape engineer at the municipality, says that some complaints have been received. It's usually about it looking unworthy or not right for Christmas. When the municipality separate the goats, someone usually arrive the same night and toss them together again.

Have you had any thoughts of chaining them or something like that?

- Yes, we have thought about that, but we think that they should be free and live their lives in the roundabout.

Update: the goats have multiplied

[hasgavlebockenburneddownyet]

På tisdagen nöjde sig julbockarna med att pussa varandra. I dag handlar det om ett fullskaligt kärleksmöte. För sjunde året är kåtbockarna i

Theyre back this year and have indeed already been moved 🐐💕🐐

[hyenaswine]

we passed a sign in boring that said their sister city is dull, scotland

[hyenaswine]

oh there's a third! bland, new south wales!

[zoestorm]

I'm sorry but I just have to appreciate the wordplay on that last sign. It's brilliant.

[adamcreyton]

Sigurd's Lance

[rkgk]

[petr1kov]

i really think we should all outgrow once and for all the idea that a character making a dumb decision is a plot hole. sometimes people are dumb. sometimes a character making a smart and informed decision is the real plot hole

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

As a Taylor Swift expert, Gaylor hater, and recovering 1989er, you probably don't want to know that apparently in the notes of the re-recording Taylor Swift talks about how she wasn't dating any of her female friends, and the Gaylors are having meltdowns on twitter. Words like "gaslit" and "queerbaiting" are being used.

of COURSE I want to know about that, I need to go log back into my twitter account RIGHT NOW

also goddddd as a certified 1989 enjoyer I'm gonna have to listen to Taylor's Version :/

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

oh damn the girlies are NOT taking this well

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

sorry I'm so sorry this is the funniest thing that has EVER happened

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

our homegrown tumblr gaylors are also going through it btw

[vaspider]

Holy fuck.

[insomniac-arrest]

it’s so bizarre when animated American films are set in a certain location and then only certain characters have the accents of that place. It makes no damn sense!! like

WHY IS SHE MORE FRENCH THAN THE REST OF THEM???

[insomniac-arrest]

WHY ARE THESE GUYS MORE SCOTTISH THAN THE KIDS??

(also, aren’t they Vikings or something?)

[bramblepatch]

To be fair, almost everyone in Ratatouille does have a French accent. The real question is why Linguini and also all the rats sound intensely American

If it was just the rats I’d say it’s because the movie can be interpreted to mean that the rats understand but don’t necessarily speak human languages so the rat dialog isn’t literally taking place the way we see it but that doesn’t explain why Linguini has a rat accent

[pupangelremade-deactivated20211]

LINGUINI HAS A RAT ACCENT 

[noah-moth-cursed-chaos]

Do we ever hear like

For sure that Linguini grew up in France tho?

It could be possible he’s just an American immigrant

[burningivy]

I mean his name is Alfredo Linguini so I always assumed he was Italian

[noah-moth-cursed-chaos]

I’m sorry his first name is Alfredo?

[noah-moth-cursed-chaos]

What

[insomniac-arrest]

ALFREDO???

[bauliya]

he’s American you guys his mother was American it was mentioned in the beginning

[insomniac-arrest]

I’m sorry, I’ve moved on to the fact his mother was going through her cupboard for baby names

[ohemaa-warrior]

Alfredo was a name before it was a sauce let’s go over the movie from the top again

[dappercyborg]

This is Alfredo di Lelio (right) the inventor of fettuccine Alfredo, he’d come out to the table and make it in front of you by hand

The chap on the left is an airport

[ceekari]

I think you might have your left and right mixed up, my friend

[gogogadgetgolem]

Great post everyone. Hit the showers.

[ianime0]

Sousou no Frieren | ED | “Anytime Anywhere” by milet

[s-lycopersicum]

[bone-free-as-the-wind]

All hail Volcano Snail

[ayellowbirds]

The species is Chrysomallon squamiferum, meaning "golden-haired scale-bearer" and known by the common name "scaly-foot gastropod". They got this scientific name due to the presence of the iron sulfide pyrite in their shells/scales, AKA "fool's gold"! Their shell also contains an inner layer of aragonite, a calcium carbonate popular as a display mineral due to being a visually distinctive gem (and found in other shelled molluscs and corals). No other known animal life incorporates iron sulfides into their skeletal structure, which may be linked to the presence of a symbiotic sulphur-oxidizing bacteria in its oesophageal gland that appears to be its sole source of nutrients.

Do you get it? This snail lives in the most fiery part of the deepest ocean waters and is covered in distinctive semiprecious minerals. The classical elemental power of this squishy is off the charts, and that's without getting into the fact that it doesn't eat because it has a symbiotic relationship with bacteria.

[yonae]

[aisterion]

an absolute travesty this Simpsons clip isn't on YouTube in full by itself because I would fight for the honor of it being one of the best jokes in the entire show

[youhavethewrong]

2b nier automata is literally the funniest protagonist of all time because since her design is so sexualized tons of people flooded to the game to look at big anime ass only for her in the very first second of gameplay, before you've even seen the characters, go "why are we here. just to suffer? god, im so fucking sad"

then because nier automata sold so well, due to it being fucking fantastic and the aforementioned anime ass, every gacha under the sun went "oh shit can we have collab with 2b please please please" and yoko taro (i assume) was like "yeah sure" so now she's in like 20 games surrounded by anime thotties going "uwaaah i really hope commander-san notices how short my skirt is!" and she's in the background going

[rubynye]

Change my meme (a replacement 'Change my mind' template) - template post - Imgur

[bisexualshakespeare]

[ID: an edited Calvin and Hobbes panel where Calvin sits, smiling, at a lemonade stand with a sign taped to the front of the table. It reads: It's time to retire that other meme and replace it with this template. Change my mind. Next image is the same meme but the sign reads: Steven Crowder does not deserve a meme format. Change my mind. /end]