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dumnslut

charl0ttan

is it good if this is the best praise you could have used for your movie commercial

shrimpbackshin

innerchildabortionclinic

PARENT: I got "rubber duck" for my child's "bath" and she loves it.

AUTISM RESPONSE: Rubber ducks and other rubber bath toys can accumulate mold on the inside because of small holes underneath where moisture becomes trapped. The mold often goes unnoticed because it's not visible from the outside.

CORRECT RESPONSE(?): That's nice, I am unaware of how mold could impact this situation.

innerchildabortionclinic

Customer: Forgot to put my orange juice on the conveyer belt.

PENDING RESPONSE: That particular brand is currently being sued for sanitation issues in its factory the next town over

IMPORTANT NOTIFICATION⚠️: A grocery store cashier is supposed to successfully sell items to "customer"

blueumbriel

Choose your fighter looking ahhh

paperandpencilsandskips

How would history change if John f Kennedy was killed by registeel

psychomaniac14

well first off, pokemon would be real

paperandpencilsandskips

Only registeel would be real in this hypothetical

dailycatsblog

dipdamnderoo

I made a thing. Happy pride 🏳️‍🌈

mewvore

ur-favorite-fishgirl

sex is a distraction from your true purpose in life which is to go to the aquarium and look at the fish and go "wooooooaaah.... fishies". cmon guys we all need to lock in.