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Hey I'm a female person who likes people. I like to watch the YouTubes. I love memes and conspiracy theories.

[yeezy-nation]

[tai-korczak]

23 Emotions people feel, but can’t explain

Sonder: The realization that each passerby has a life as vivid and complex as your own.

Opia: The ambiguous intensity of Looking someone in the eye, which can feel simultaneously invasive and vulnerable.

Monachopsis: The subtle but persistent feeling of being out of place.

Énouement: The bittersweetness of having arrived in the future, seeing how things turn out, but not being able to tell your past self.

Vellichor: The strange wistfulness of used bookshops.

Rubatosis: The unsettling awareness of your own heartbeat.

Kenopsia: The eerie, forlorn atmosphere of a place that is usually bustling with people but is now abandoned and quiet.

Mauerbauertraurigkeit: The inexplicable urge to push people away, even close friends who you really like.

Jouska: A hypothetical conversation that you compulsively play out in your head.

Chrysalism: The amniotic tranquility of being indoors during a thunderstorm.

Vemödalen: The frustration of photographic something amazing when thousands of identical photos already exist.

Anecdoche: A conversation in which everyone is talking, but nobody is listening

Ellipsism: A sadness that you’ll never be able to know how history will turn out.

Kuebiko: A state of exhaustion inspired by acts of senseless violence.

Lachesism: The desire to be struck by disaster – to survive a plane crash, or to lose everything in a fire.

Exulansis: The tendency to give up trying to talk about an experience because people are unable to relate to it.

Adronitis: Frustration with how long it takes to get to know someone.

Rückkehrunruhe: The feeling of returning home after an immersive trip only to find it fading rapidly from your awareness.

Nodus Tollens: The realization that the plot of your life doesn’t make sense to you anymore.

Onism: The frustration of being stuck in just one body, that inhabits only one place at a time.

Liberosis: The desire to care less about things.

Altschmerz: Weariness with the same old issues that you’ve always had – the same boring flaws and anxieties that you’ve been gnawing on for years.

Occhiolism: The awareness of the smallness of your perspective.

Source article. Where words came from.

[thebestoftumbling]

[14kgold]

WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK???????????

[brassmanticore]

His name is Mehdat Mamdouh, he’s a 22-year-old hip hop and dubstep recorder player from Cairo.  He’s been teaching himself this style since he was 14.  This article links to his social media sites.  He’s on Facebook and YouTube and Soundcloud.

[of-another-broken-heart]

I think I missed his name and info last reblog

[mirandaadria]

Fuck yes. That’s some talent!

[geekandmisandry]

Reblogging this again for his name and info.

[froggyfloats]

Like, this is epic and all, BUT LOOK AT HIS SMILE AT THE END OMG I AM IN LOVE

[madame-serpentine]

Look how amazing!!!

[blowincream-blog]

OMG

[akigay-moved-blog]

that same anon just sent me ketchup 15 times what did i do to deserve this

[choose-yukki]

AS SOON AS I REBLOGGED IT SOMEONE SEND ME PIZZA AND MY FRIEND WHO ALSO REBLOGGED THIS GOT APPLE PIE 15 TIMES

IS THIS A MOTHERFUCKING CURSE

[rainbowjaeger]

i’m gonna

[captain-fucking-levi]

this is not okay

[dekuzuku]

UM

[jelly8ee]

i WASNT EVEN EXPECTING ANYTHING WHAT IS THIS

[juliuscaesarofficial]

so far i’ve gotten penut butter, julius caesar, and dicks

[bumbllybee-deactivated20170911]

my body is ready

[wiredonwarid-deactivated2016122]

I got 100 potatoes

[nezushiuwu]

seriously though, i didn’t think it would happen. it did. i don’t know how to feel about this…

[musicals-and-memes]

maybe it’ll be nice to get something in my ask box for once…

[sandbitch]

WTF I REBLOGGED THIS AND TWO MINUTES LATER I GOT TEN “flipflop"S IN MY ASK WHAT THIS IS GREAT

[americanreject189-deactivated20]

WAIT WTF IS GOING ON SOMEONE EXPLAIN THIS TO ME!!!!

[ironicphangirl]

It’s real!!

[thankstophan]

I’m laughing so hard

[asexols-deactivated20170401]

I’m ready fight me

[xxshesarobotxx]

I still wont get shit I’m not afraid

[d0cil98-deactivated20200528]

last time i got apple lmao

[grumpycrowsylus]

I GOT CREAMPIE IN MY INBOX WTF

[keasusreevsus]

I literally fucking reblogged this not that long ago just because I thought it was funny and got 5 anonymous messages with just root beer. This post is one post that I can confirm fucking works!

[patillojack]

Someone grace me with hundreds of one word asks I will be forever grateful.

[seanmcloughlin-deactivated20210]

this isn’t even all of them lmao

[creleo]

Hahaha~

[iiseroyama-remade]

Eh why not lmao

[egg-leggs]

Here’s hoping

[ohh-lover]

The last time I rebloged this, I got 50+ Olives in my ask

[consideringthehairpinturn]

I won’t get anything :P

[cascancook-deactivated20170416]

I got cupcakes last time, will this time be different?

[prayforjensen]

I don’t belive this

[flowerboyiero]

I love anons

[team-emo-dynamite-x-deactivated]

Oh jesus

[jhnmrstn]

go for it i guess

[this-punk-rock-trash-is-sho-blog]

Go ahead jeesus take da wheel

[kid-with-the-hat-and-no-shoes-d]

What will I get?

[imanireo-deactivated20220408]

hm

[fireicelapis]

Give it to me dad, I’m ready

[fireicelapis]

Lmao I actually got it

[stars-in-mine-eyes-deactivated2]

Lmao, I’m desperate for a full inbox mate 😅

[sandersins]

What I want to know is who’s sitting there doing this because I love them. 😂

Is it a man?

Is a code?

Is It A cUrSe? We’ll never know

[strawberries-and-starlight]

I’ve never gotten anything in my inbox in my life but

[blueberry-demon]

wHaT iS tHiS

[blowincream-blog]

Some one message me please I’m lonely

[mycatisadolfkitler-deactivated2]

I always see the dog choking info on here, so here’s what to do if a kitty is choking

Save your kitties, we all know they eat everything anyway. 

http://www.wikihow.com/Save-a-Choking-Cat

http://www.wikihow.com/Perform-CPR-on-a-Cat

[earthmindheartsky]

Q

[coldalbion]

important

[breelandwalker]

REBLOG TO SAVE THE KITTIES!

[girlwithbird-blog]

IMPORTANT FOR KITTY OWNERS

[rememeory]

[i-will-personally-eat-the-rich]

RESPECT. WOMEN.

[skinoutqueen]

The fucking zoom in on his nipple 😭😭 also MESSAGE

[zoesv-deactivated20180721]

If net neutrality does get destroyed (which I highly doubt will but just in case,) there are many free VPNs you can install and use to bypass the website blocking and payments.

[zoesv-deactivated20180721]

here’s some useful free VPNs, pals

[zoesv-deactivated20180721]

Given the unfortunate results of today, I figured I would post this again. Good luck friends.

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Just in case...

[cannibal-rainbow]

Let’s hope this will be the year when we stop using language that invalidates transgender and nonbinary people. Our gender is as valid as everyone else’s.

[blowincream-blog]

YES YES AND YES!!!!!!!!

[cloverclark-deactivated20180312]

It’s ironic.

When I worked in fast food for minimum wage, they would yell at us and lecture us about “stealing” fries and burgers (while we had to throw out TONS of food every day) as though the giant billion-dollar corporations of McDonald’s and Sonic couldn’t afford to give their employees something to eat (while not even paying us a living wage).

Now I work at an upscale restaurant (it’s fancy, like celebrities eat there fairly often) and not only do I make WAY better money but they give us 2 free meals a day (eaten on the clock) and they’re GOOD. Today I got baked cod, spring rolls, rice pilaf, stir fry, and mashed potatoes and eggplant. Oh, and free espresso and juice. From this restaurant owned by a local man who is in no way a billionaire.

Obviously money is not the issue, valuing your employees as people is.

[voiceofkiki]

This needs all of the reblogs.  All of them.

[flashinqlights]

ok so there’s a game me and my friends play called “don’t get me started” and basically someone gives another person a random topic and they have to go on an angry rant about it and it’s the best thing that’s ever happened to us at parties and car rides so I highly recommend playing sometimes with your friends

[blueandbluer]

I love this idea. We used to do things like this in Improv.

[whatyouwanted-whatyougot]

Related game: “THINK ABOUT IT.” You’re given a random topic, and your job is to build it into an epic conspiracy theory, the crazier the better. You end your rant with a serious face and the command that your listeners “Think about it.” 

[astrojukebox]

Another related game: Illuninati. Similar to Think About It except you are given 2 completely different topics and you have to connect them to each other in a wild conspiracy rant

[a-simpler-life]

Rb to safe an awkward hang out

[fuocogo]

These are honestly how I’ve always communicated with my friends

[blowincream-blog]

To remember this

[m--ood-deactivated20181217]

A very curious octopus.

[blowincream-blog]

CUTE

[blowincream-blog]

KEEP NET NEUTRALITY

PLEASE KEEP THIS!!!! IT NEEDS TO BE A THING. KEEP INTERNET FREEDOM!!!!

[honeyrenaissance]

My professor talked about how women aren’t used to asking for things in the work place, such as raises, because we’re conditioned to downplay our achievements and hold off on asserting our value. She discussed how, even now at this stage in her career (a published doctrate), she shakes when she askes to be considered for a raise and about the first time she was really successful at getting one. After class I asked her what she asked her boss and she winked at me, took me to her office, and asked me to take notes.

She said she practiced this technique like 5 times in her office before she requested a meeting with her boss. I’m gonna share it with you guys because I really loved it.

You start off by thanking your employer for their support (whatever that means in the context of your work environment). You then say that you would like to take some time to discuss next year’s salary. You say, allow me to refresh your memory regarding some of my accomplishments or contributions from the past year, and you present a written summary of all that you’ve done. You close by saying, I hope that next year’s salary reflects this list of contributions and you thank them for their time and see yourself out.

I just loved how she made it seem so much less daunting of a task. She said not to underestimate your achievements as women have a tendency underreporting what they’ve done.

The fact that she shared this with me really meant a lot as well as women really need to be there to empower each other and help guide each other towards success. So if you end up using this, let me know! I want to see how it works for you ^_^.

[niqabisinparis]

!!!

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I want to save this

[owl-let]

NORTHERN SAW WHET OWLS. LITERALLY THE CUTEST FACKING THINGS YOU’LL EVER SEE IN YOUR LIFE.

JUST LOOK AT IT.

IT’S FACKING SMALLER THAN THE AVERAGE HUMAN HAND

SO SASSAY

LOOK AT DAT FACE

PURE JOY

AND JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT ONE WAS TOO MUCH

CHECK OUT THESE BEAUTIFUL BABIES

DEM EYES CAN PIERCE INTO THE DEEPEST CREVICES OF YOUR SOUL

FRICKIN BUNDLE OF SLEEPY HAPPINESS

FRICKIN LITTLE BUNDLES OF FEATHERS SMOTHERED IN CUTENESS

WITTLE FLUFFY FEETIES WITH TEENY TINY CLAWS

DAT ASS

[should-be-sleeping]

It must have the most delicate hoot.

[somethingwittythiswaycomes]

It does!

[tinysaurus-rex-deactivated20240]

So glad tumblr finally caught onto my favorite species of owl.

[blowincream-blog]

I need me one of these

[plotsjotsandespressoshots-deact]

Remember in 1993 when Jurassic Park was like…the end all, be all of special effects?

[suicunesrider]

not gonna lie that still looks intimately real

[drtanner-dickery]

I’m still somewhat convinced that someone sold their soul to create the special effects in Jurassic Park because that shit is over 20 years old and it still really, really holds up, better than the stuff in a lot of current movies, even.

Fucking witchcraft, man. 

[fanboyingoverdemigods]

fucking look at this shit though

[mauridianhallow]

Literally see this post flying around with a few different responses added to the bottom each time so I’ll say it for this one myself:

THEY ACTUALLY BUILT A GIANT MASSIVELY DETAILED FUCKING ANIMATRONIC T-REX FOR ALL OF THIS THAT’S WHY THE EFFECTS ARE SO GOOD. CAUSE IT AIN’T CGI. AND IT AIN’T GUY IN A COSTUME. IT’S A BIG FUCKING ROBOT DINOSAUR. AND EVERY PART IS DESIGNED TO MOVE. IT COST LIKE HALF THE BUDGET OF THE FILM.

[mizushimo]

amazing

[shadowthorne]

And they had the film it in small increments, especially in the outdoor scenes, because the rain fall kept soaking into the ‘skin’ of the rex and would slow down and mess up its movements. So they would stop filming and have a crew out there drying off this massive, fake dinosaur, and then they’d start filming again until it was too wet. Repeat until the end of the scene.

[mad-dyspunktional]

They used animatronics and detailed costumes for most if not all of the dinosaurs in the first movie.

The triceratops for instance, was also animatronic.

And the raptors were dudes in suits. I shit you not.

[datneeks]

One of my favorite anecdotes I’ve read on tumblr is how the t-rex robot from Jurassic park would malfunction while it was drying out. How did it malfunction, you might wonder?

Motherfucker randomly started moving.

So apparently if you were on the jp set you would sometimes hear people screaming bloody murder even though they were all well aware that it was a giant animatronic puppet and wouldn’t actually, you know, eat them.

[muck-raker-deactivated20181222]

(link to said post about malfunctioning t-rex)

[alessariel]

Did not know this, had to reblog for awesome movie history insights.

[brainsforbabyjesus]

So, I knew about the animatronics bit but I did not know the raptors were guys in suits and the malfunctioning t-rex sounds terrifying.

And i just googled malfunctioning t-rex and was not disappointed. Apparently in order to put the skin on over the steel frame a guy had to crawl inside the t-rex while it was turned on and glue the skin down. And if somebody turned the t-rex off or the power went out the guy in the t-rex stood a very real chance of getting mangled and killed by the hydraulics.

So of course, the power goes out.

And this guy is still in there gluing the skin down.

Apparently the way to survive getting sheered to death by huge sheets of metal while you’re inside a giant t-rex robot is to curl into a ball and hope for the best.

And this guy hoped for the best and got it.

Some other people on stage pried open the t-rex jaws and glue guy crawled out of its mouth and was totally okay.

[alessariel]

This is getting better and better.

[red-dirt-roads-deactivated20161]

I think they only had like 6 minutes of CGI

[teslasturtle-deactivated2023011]

I’m just waiting for the T-Rex to come to life and leave its stand.

[perspectivemax-deactivated20181]

@spinosaurus-the-fisher is this the kind of content you love?

[myloverhammurabi]

Realism comes at a cost, it seems.

[gorsime]

i mean ok but why has nobody posted this:

[myloverhammurabi]

It’s a three piece raptor suit.

[flamingbluepanda]

Old movies had the best special effects

[skafuller-deactivated20180122]

The thing about this that gets my special effects nerd going is the fact that EVERY single dinosaur was sculpted by artists based on the current existent archeological evidence of the time.

[witwitch-deactivated20160508]

@jurassicparkandrecreation

[senkirowolf]

@shepfax

[prettyarb]

Even better than that, this movie ADVANCED our best understanding of dinosaurs at the time.  They were blowing out a budget bigger than anything Hollywood had ever seen, and along with employing almost the last hurrah of incredible physical FX, they had a bank of those newfangled digital SFX computers.  Nobody’d ever really created convincing dinosaurs in a movie before.  It’d all been stop-motion animation, and even when the models were exquisitely crafted, you could just tell there was something OFF about them.  Spielberg wanted THE BEST DINOSAURS EVER, and he figured on using the cutting edge of digital modeling and animation technology to build them for him.

So they got hold of some of the best paleontologists they could find and said, “We want you guys to take this tech that your labs could pretty much never afford and use it to build us the most realistic, accurate dinosaur models the world has ever seen.”

The paleontologists knew an opportunity when it bit them in the ass.  They plugged in everything they knew about dinosaurs, all the skeletons and their best guesses about soft tissue and all that.  And when they’d created those dinosaur models, they had the computer start moving them as they realistically would with anatomy like that.  One guy took a look at those walking t-rexes and velociraptors (really utahraptors, but whatevs, fam), and he said, “Wait a minute, I’ve seen movement like that before.”

He called up film of a chicken walking.  Everyone in the room said, “Holy shit.”

Prior to 1989, the idea that birds were descended from dinosaurs existed–we knew about archaeopteryx, we knew there was some minor connection there–but the idea that DINOSAURS LIVE IN THE MODERN WORLD AND THEY ARE CALLED BIRDS was not pre-eminent.  Jurassic Park changed our scientific understanding of dinosaurs.

[bastlynn]

That paleontologists’d be Kevin Padian. Who is awesome.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevin_Padian

[thistherapylife]

This post just gets better and better with time

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I needed this in my life

[mitchiepeas]

My face when I think about how I get to see @markiplier perform tonight!!

[markiplier]

my face thinking about you making that face

[margoandthesarcasmshow-deactiva]

My face when i think of @markiplier doing that face

[markiplier]

my face when I saw your face seeing my face

[akumazen]

Me shaking my head as @markiplier ’s post gets out of hand

[markiplier]

me signaling the yes blaster with my nod noodle at your nopenado

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I NEEDED TO SAVE THIS