I Dont Want The World, I Just Want Your Half

[viralfrog]

[sealsdaily]

Today's Seal Is: My Watchful Mama

[totalspiffage]

Yo-chan of Tokkari Seal Center fame had a baby a few weeks ago and she finally got her name today! This is Tsuki-chan (月ちゃん) and she immediately ran away from the keeper doing the live announcement to go ask mom for more milk (and climb the pipes).

[jimhenson-themuppetmaster]

Rick Moranis and his twin, Bert Sesame Street

[tarantolati-deactivated20220723]

*makes a triangle on my forehead withmy fingers* lalalalala

stray dog in Lima, Peru: *spontaneously explodes into blood & gore in front of Heladería Sunny ice cream shoppe on Valparaiso*

[professorcalculusstanaccount]

“Look at this, Chang! Aliens in Nevada? Papers will print anything nowadays. Unbelievable!”

“Well, the yeti exists.”

A story idea I’ve had in my head for some time, it’s the late 50s and poorly researched stories of alien sightings are flooding the tabloids. A middle aged Tintin and Chang have a pretty severe midlife crisis and decide the best thing to do to clear up the narrative is to travel to Nevada and break into Area 51. 

Will they uncover aliens, or some sinister cold war secrets? Haunted by the previous world war and a greater understanding of their responsibilities as journalists, Tintin and Chang struggle to decide what to do with their discoveries.

[hockeydiva]

Muppet Profile Trading Cards

[dogdayafternoon1975]

@loureedbf

[sexhaver]

sometimes i remember the saddest picture ive ever taken, which was when my frat's 4-foot tall custom-made 30-year-old bong was accidentally broken by our house president because he was on 4 different hallucinogens and a handle of smores vodka. rip king

[sexhaver]

squatting on the arm of a couch in a stance we referred to as "gargoyling the bong"

[sexhaver]

1.

2. you literally have to take a shower with the bong

[sexhaver]

sometimes we called it Napoleon around people who hadn't seen it before so they expected it to be short and then when they saw it and were surprised we'd be like "what? it's the same height as Napoleon"

[thecolorofthegame]

Drinks a bunch of vodka and kills Napoleon? Was this your roommate???

[sexhaver]

no this is him

[beetlebongos]

this gonzo goes really well with that retired gay kermit who moves to california 

[beetlebongos]

same stylist 

[peanuts-comics]

[kyleblackpaw]

Visit Original Link

Well as long as we’re talking about the ancient internet, who remembers this.

[drphaffot]

[eelizabit]

men b like wow I’ve never met a girl who liked music before..

[hergraveyard]

You obviously know nothing about men if this is what you think they say

[auckie]

Men will see a mouse and eat it

[hergraveyard]

No they won’t because why would anyone eat a mouse that’s stupid not all men are bad and not all men are stupid you may have had a bad experience with a man but not all men are bad granted there bad men but instantly accusing all men as bad is immature I’m dating a man and he is nowhere near stupid and I know for a fact that he won’t eat a mouse and in pretty sure I could name at least five other men that won’t do something as immature as that and saying that a man will see a mouse and eat it won’t get you a anywhere with a man if anything it will drive them away.

[auckie]

A man will see a mouse and be like is anyone else gonna eat this and not wait for an answer

[evilkaito]

this post started 5th wave feminism

[fryeshiverbigman-deactivated202]

shcrimbly and bompous

[campyvillain]

one tells a horrid future the other one tells you an uncomfortable past

[super-metroid]

pop team epic

[pseudomantis]

empath for inanimate objects

[pseudomantis]

this is literally an animal

[delmondo]

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

hes in a fish tank

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

sea slug

[jermas985]

[usurperss]

Artists who know how to draw armors or very detailed clothing are powerful

[usurperss]

oh to draw embroidery like Alexander Roslin does

[ashadeofpemberley]

See it’s stuff like this that makes me believe that selling your soul to the devil in exchange for talent was a real career track in the 1700s.