Squish. Splut. Splop.

Ask/RP/Art-blog for Z.A.C. M!A status : - N/A

[blubboingsplat]

GUESS GOO'S BACK!

(For a bit at least. Sorry I've been absent, folks. Uni and work got to me.)

[blubboingsplat]

"... Huh. More 'round here than I remember. Howdy, folks."

[blubboingsplat]

"Well now. It's been a fair while since I got enough time to take a break and have a chat with you all. How's it hanging?"

[blubboingsplat]

[the-grandest-magus]

“Ah, my mistake,” he replied hastily, “I do rarely meet sentient elementals, so I hope you’ll forgive the presumption. Er, I don’t suppose you have a name, then?” Mentally, he studied the figure’s aura a bit more. “And are you quite sure it’s science? I do have some trouble distinguishing the two these days, especially on this world.”

[blubboingsplat]

"Name's Zac, how 'bout yours? ... Wait, hold on. This world? You another one of those outside folk?" Eyebrow raising as he watched the other inspect him, the amorphomous Zaunite felt a little unsettled by that. He was used to folks looking at him weirdly, but this one in particular seemed to be a little too engrossed to just be casting an eye over his shape. "... Uh, y'need something?"

[blubboingsplat]

Frowning as he seemed to be referred to as an object rather than a person, the blob crossed his arms, flicking that head-tendril back as he fixated those yellow eyes upon the masked figure. "Science rather than magic, but yeah. Not a run-of-the-mill sorta guy, I'll admit."

[blubboingsplat]

~<{ ... Wow, the Intuos5 tablets are more expensive than what I remember. Looks like I'm gonna need to start savin' up to get one over the summer! }>~

[friendly-neighborhood-ninja]

[blubboingsplat]

askrengarpridestalker:

I enjoy the occasional talk or two. But excuse me if being fowcibly shwunk to a thiwd of my size, and being picked up and held against my will MAKES ME A LITTLE ANGWY!!

Rengar dangles a bit continuing to glare at Zac.

I think my awm is falling alseep….

"I was in the same boat for a while, 'cept I was also a lil' girl. I didn't get this pissy, so why should yeh?" Laughing a little, he sets down the feline onto the ground, the substance of his arm liquefying somewhat, little globlets still stuck to the diminutive hunter's hands, but they were free aside from that. "Still, yeh are quite cute all shrinky-dinked."

[friendly-neighborhood-ninja]

[blubboingsplat]

askrengarpridestalker:

blubboingsplat:

“I ain’t bending down that far just to chat with a kit like yerself. ‘Sides, it’s not doing you any harm now, is it?” Chuckling as those claws just sank into the green, sticky ooze, Zac let the miniaturized hunter dangle from them, holding his arm up somewhat.

Renagr struggled to free his hands from the goo, but to no avail. He settled for a moment glaring at Zac with not so menacing eyes. With an angry growl he snorted and spat a sticky ball of flem at him. 

FEAW ME LESSUH CWEATUH!!

"Well that's hardly a nice tone t'be takin', especially since you're kinda stuck here." Shaking the arm that the kitty's claws were embedded into, Zac chuckled, not even bothering to wipe that gobbet of spit off of him, just letting it slide off of his smooth front. "But from what I heard you ain't much for pleasant chit-chat usually, yeh grump. Unless it's about yourself."

[friendly-neighborhood-ninja]

I SWEAH!

The Fiwst pewson to call me cute is getting a knife in the neck!!

3:<

[blubboingsplat]

Bending down to pick up the minature feline by the scruff of the neck, he chuckled before prodding his belly. “Well I doubt that’d do that much damage. Yer’ looking shorter than usual, lil’ guy.”

[friendly-neighborhood-ninja]

WHY DO YOU FOOLS INSIST ON PICKING ME UP!!?

Rengar claws at Zac’s gooey hands. Scratching with not so sharp nails.

[blubboingsplat]

"I ain't bending down that far just to chat with a kit like yerself. 'Sides, it's not doing you any harm now, is it?" Chuckling as those claws just sank into the green, sticky ooze, Zac let the miniaturized hunter dangle from them, holding his arm up somewhat.

[friendly-neighborhood-ninja]

I SWEAH!

The Fiwst pewson to call me cute is getting a knife in the neck!!

3:<

[blubboingsplat]

Bending down to pick up the minature feline by the scruff of the neck, he chuckled before prodding his belly. "Well I doubt that'd do that much damage. Yer' looking shorter than usual, lil' guy."

[blubboingsplat]

Blinking as the youngish oozey champion felt her frame rumble, arms swelling at first, stature beginning to bulk up once more as that greyface's curse wore off at last, toppling over as his chest bloomfed out, grunting as he picked himself up off of the floor, flexing his hands with a grin. "Well now. Looks like I'm back to normal."

[thesuperiorsoulreaver-blog]

“…Okay, I guess it’s good to see so many summoners are enjoying me so much.”

[blubboingsplat]

"... I wish I could say the same. Most of 'em who've worked with me were trash."

[blubboingsplat]

[zhubajierp]

“Ah think my body can handle a few poisons. Ain’t gonna eat ya though, ‘pparently that’d be “rude”.

[blubboingsplat]

"Much appreciated. Kinda is rude, after all, folks usually don't take too kindly to missing a limb. Not that it'd do too much to me anyhow. Still is annoyin' though."

[blubboingsplat]

"Well, finally managed to get their lil' gold star of approval to be a champ, so thank yeh. Quick question, what in the hell's flubber?"

[blubboingsplat]

"If y'like bein' poisoned with about a dozen different lethal chemicals then yeah, possibly. Though I'm a bit more like what you'd call jelly."

[prokrasternating]

THIS IS NOT AN EASTER EGG. I REPEAT. RIOT MADE A SECOND GAME.

[chimerasummoner-archive-blog]

Best. Thing. Ever.

[askbristle-blog]

The boar never realized how much fun destruction and chaos can be, perhaps it’s time for a new hobby…

[blubboingsplat]

"Ahahah, so that's what that was for. Good on 'em, that was a fun lil' romp."

[notquiteamagister]

LOOK AT IT OMG DRAVEN LOOK AT IT]]

“DRAVEN! WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO?!”

[fly-true]

Ashe opens book that contains their league Wikipedia, everything about ever champion. She instantly winced when she saw Draven’s face over her own and many other champions.

“Ew. Why is this even considered a league.”

[adoctorofforeheads-blog]

“………” The Doctor shudders slightly.

[blubboingsplat]

"... That's... That's not how I remember things."