Bats and Birds and Things @bludhavenmaven - Tumblr Blog

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i’ll stop making hamlet memes when i’m dead

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Worth it. (via welder22)

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Going for that long game

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An important pupdate. (via thisbemesara)

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This is a fact.

ht; DH

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(via SteveKopack)

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This is an amazing sequence

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Adoorable. (via corbin1)

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“You want to talk history, be prepared to be schooled.” (via)

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“P.S. Get fucked.” BYYYYEEEEE!

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concept: instead of hedwig, Harry goes into the pet store and this little snake in the back of the store talks to him, obviously gets his attention more than the other animals, and harry feels sorry for it so he takes it home. Then the snake helps Harry throughout his years at hogwarts as harry carries it wrapped around his hand all like “pssssst, haaarryyy, the dark lord isss coming sss” or just petty shit like “haaaarrryy, now is the time, assskkk out cho chaaannngg”

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The snake getting really agitated in second year and Harry like ‘Aw, what’s wrong little friend?’

And snake’s like ‘Nah don’t worry it’s cool, it’s just that big fuck-off snake in the pipes that keeps making you think you’re hearing things—it’s like, ten thousand foot long, and I’m a corn snake, so you know. Bit intimidating.’