Blue Jake

Blue Jake

[redmarge]

Red Marge

[green-finn]

Green Finn

[tealjake]

teal jake

[blue-jake]

blue jake

[mrbreast-and-dapoopoofactory]

OOC: just wanted to step out of character to say thank you to the redmargeverse community for giving me something to relax and destress with. i like to come here and BLUE SQUIM when everything else in life feels so overwhelming. you all are so cool and awesome and I love this community. thanks for letting me decompress. 💙

-Blue Squim

[blue-jake]

Blue Jake

[missmirrorselfie01]

[blue-jake]

Blue Jake

[psychofuturist]

sole output

[blue-jake]

Blue Jake

[labelleizzy]

[eriyu]

[acelessthan3]

These instructions for assembling playground equipment are overly convoluted

[blue-jake]

Blue Jake

[squeakitties]

[kiwi-rocks33]

forgot where I got this from. it’s been on my phone for years and brings me great comfort in times of sadness

[blue-jake]

Blue Jake

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

I will HUG you!

I will BEFRIEND your wife!

I will COMFORT your son!

I will HOLD your infant daughter!!!

[blue-jake]

Blue Jake

[only-tiktoks]

[heedra]

really and truly honored that my post about a simple little slurp one can have has made it this far

[that-house]

“I have two literature degrees and no words”

[blue-jake]

Blue Jake

[redmarge]

Red Marge

[green-finn]

Green Finn

[theizzizzys-sideblog]

that’s just Fern.

[peach-fern]

Peach Fern

[theizzizzys-sideblog]

that’s just Finn-

Hey wait a moment, You guys are cosplaying eachother XD

[blue-jake]

Blue Jake

[angelicguy]

I don't even like blasting my ray gun anymore. I don't like flying my UFO around anymore

[sirduke]

don't say that

[angelicguy]

I don't even like invading planets

[blue-jake]

Blue Jake

[blue-xichun]

Whoops! Sorry, didn't mean to tag you in the redmargeverse microchip post! There's not really an easy way to explain what it is... long story short, a blog named redmarge with a red Marge Simpson pfp began posting nothing but the words Red Marge so other blogs began popping up and doing the same with other colors and characters and it spiraled into there being almost 200 blogs over the course of a couple days. Myself and a couple other people have been trying to keep track of all of the blogs in a spreadsheet and your URL accidentally got added in. Sorry again for getting you swept up in this gimmick blog apocalypse!

I'm actually dumbfounded this is the stupidest and funniest shit I've seen all year

[greenallan]

Green Allan

[purplemorty]

Purple Morty

[blue-jake]

Blue Jake

[oldshowbiz]

Cycle Psychos

[blue-jake]

Blue Jake

[dude-who-likes-dudes]

I'm obsessed with the red Marge extended universe i need a 4 hour long YouTube iceberg for them

[bluefry]

Blue Fry

[bluelois]

Blue Lois

[blue-homer]

blue homer

[coral-blue-spongebob]

Coral Blue SpongeBob

[blue-jake]

Blue Jake

[shortcakedoggie-reblog]

@nenerobopistol noodles are ready

[nenerobopistol]

THIS IS SO FUNNY?? YOU COULDVE TEXTED ME??

[felixcloud6288]

[blue-jake]

Blue Jake

[jingleeljester]

Everyone needs to read all of the blog posts made by @green-finn in a very monotone, slightly high pitched voice right now.

[blue-jake]

Blue Jake

[hileynoteson]

i summon thee, gimmick blogs, to bring me the fruits of your gimmick. failure to do so will result in death.

[blue-jake]

Blue Jake

[doglike]

[green-finn]

Green Finn

[blue-jake]

Blue Jake?