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subtly getting kidnapped by bingge..... while enjoying the piggyback ride by the protagonist lmao
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Binghe must absolutely love the winter, not because it’s his birthday season, but because he runs very warm, and Shen Yuan runs very cold, thus Shizun becomes unusually clingy. They end up rising late every morning because Shen Yuan refuses to let his personal heater leave him to the cold dark morning alone. When they’re out and about, Shizun lets Binghe hold his hands to keep them warm, or sometimes if he’s lucky, Shizun will slip his hands into Binghe’s robes. When Shizun gets full body chilly, he even lets Binghe bear hug him in public!
(Yes Shen Yuan could use his cultivation to keep warm, or simply wear one of the many heavy coats he’s been gifted. It just so happens that he also enjoys winter a great deal. Not that he’d admit it.)
I have seen a few fics where Shen Jiu!Shen Qingqiu gets pollened into having kitty ears which gets him thoroughly embarrassed for a bit but I have yet to see one where it gets him straight up exposed
So he gets pollened and the other perk lord expect something like this:
24/7 just more obviously an asshole than usual
Meanwhile Shen Qingqiu actually:
Shen Qingqiu still keeps up his usual act, which has the other perk lords quite confused. Sick? Ok. He got pollened. But wdym scared? Scared of what?? And all the time???
Meanwhile Shen Qingqiu has no idea his new body parts are betraying him like that. His mask is perfect after all, nothing has changed. Except the damn ears refuse to participate in the performance.
【UNWAVERING】
Liu Qingge | SVSSS
Headcanon y'all can try to claw from my cold dead hands — pre well mission liujiu probably fucking adored each other.
Listen, Liu Qingge is a fucking cunt. He's blunt to the point of tactlessness (autism), arrogant as hell (deserved. Man can summon a tornado casually, I'd be arrogant too). He's 30% petty catty bitchiness, 30% ready to throw hands if you breath near him, 10% social skills of a fucking brick to the face, 10% honor code the size of the mountain, and 10% virgin asexual demi romantic idiot (affectionate). People see the honor code and they let it slide because he's a good sort, but my man is the equivalent of a feral badger someone brought to the fight club. Its a good thing he spends 95% of the time on night hunts off mountain or beating the shit out of his disciples or fighting Shen Qingqiu | Jiu, because if the peak lords had to spend actual time with him he'd be as fucked as Shen Qingqiu | Jiu. He's great .... In a very small dose moderation.
You think he was better as a teenager? Fuck no. He was worse!
Shen Jiu is just enough of a bastard to fight a middle schooler. Not to mention early disciple Shen Jiu? No filter, no training to be less of an asshole, spitting rage and poison due to recent very painful qijiu reunion bringing back up a lot of bad memories and hurt. On top of that he's spent 2-4 years with Wu Yanzi in his post Qiu trauma destroy the world era. He's at his worst, not yet taught to be refined, he's 100% a cunt too.
Anyways, imagine for a moment Liu Qingge [personally I like Zhilan for his birth name. Characters: 鸷 (Zhì - Bird of Prey / Fierce) | 岚 (Lán - Mountain Mist), but what do you think?] age 12 meeting Shen Qingqiu [Jiu] age 18 and they meet in like either a dueling tournament or just Liu Qingge picking fights as per usual. She Jiu definitely won, because he's a former street kid and demonic cultivator, he doesn't know the rules of competition fighting. Meanwhile Liu Qingge is probably a martial prodigy at this point, but bored by the lack of challenges, treated with kid gloves by older disciples, too used to competition fighting and too young to NOT be a sore loser. He definitely didn't expect Shen Jiu to break his nose and pull his hair and kick him between the legs. He definitely shouted about dirty tricks like a pissed off wet cat, then immediately resorted to following the only person who didn't treat him like a dumb kid/baby.
And Liu Qingge is young enough (and aroace spectrum enough) that he doesn't immediately set off Shen Jiu's trauma/hate-fear of men. That or he's pretty enough Shen Jiu thinks he's a girl. Honestly, either way, by the time it really registers to Shen Jiu that that kid he's got hanging off him like a particularly aggressive handbag is a man, it's too late he's already given too much trust to that one.
They bathe together (back to back, so no one or nothing can catch them unaware and vulnerable), they sleep together (taking shifts where one is night watcher and the other is safe to sleep guarded), they hang out on rooftops and gosip meanly about passerbys in a way that destroys self esteem, social standing, and will to live all at once. They actively heal each other and make each other worse for four years and then ...
And then the well mission...
But before that Shen Jiu definitely just throws out death threats when mildly annoyed and everyone probably feels the need to tell that socially blind kid that he 100% means that... How else do friends turn so fast if not for a slow poisoning?
And once that belief worms it's way into Liu Qingge head enough to accuse, that breaks Shen Jiu too. Because it's a betrayal on both sides. A betrayal of a perceived murder attempt, and a betrayal of trust/letting someone in only to be fucked over again. For Liu Qingge it's "I can't believe I was stupid enough not to notice the knife at my back all these years" and for Shen Jiu it's "I can't believe after everything you prove to be just as wretched as any other man". Not to mention of Shang Qinghua DEFINITELY exasperated that situation by spilling poison into the water, testifying that Shen Jiu 100% tried to kill Liu Qingge anytime anyone had reason to doubt.
So yeah, y'all can pry pre well mission misunderstanding disciple era mean girl frenimies liujiu out of my cold dead fingers.
Shen Jiu: If you were my husband, I'd poison your drink.
Liu Qingge: If I were your husband, I'd drink it.
Se vieneeeeee mangaaaaa de SVSSS ✨✨✨ dibujito LiuJiu de celebración 😭🙏🏻
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if u dont think qingge puts a pillow underneath qingqiu's hips and proceeds to fold him over and absolutely obliterate him all while qingqiu is mewling and crying desperately as he claws into qingge's back then idk what to tell u
if u don't think qingqiu being extremely needy, horny and whining abt how he needs More and qingge switches positions so qingqiu is on top and looks up at the loveliest sight of sqq covered in hickies, lips swollen, hair a mess, still moaning and whimpering softly and proceeds to tell qingqiu, "take what you need, I'm all yours." and that immediately knocks the wind out of sqq then idk what to tell u
if u don't think qingqiu loves it when qingge pulls his hair and works his neck, making it down to his chest and nipples and he cums purely from that then idk what to tell u
if you don't think qingge is obsessed with it when sqq's fingers are in his mouth and then sqq uses those fingers to play with his own nipples as he moans and whimpers softly while qingge isn't allowed to touch him all while sqq is thigh riding him doesnt make qingge cum in his pants then idk what to tell u
if you dont think qingge is extremely sensitive and vocal especially when he's needy and moans into sqq's mouth when they kiss and needs to be tied up so sqq can have his way with him then idk what to tell u
if you dont think qingqiu takes his sweet sweet time with a tied up qingge and marking up every part of his body Except the places he desperately desires stimulation until he's a sobbing crying begging mess aching for release then idk what to tell u
if u don't think sqq has an obsession with qingge's thighs and tits especially where he chooses to divert most of his attention and pleasure himself before qingge is allowed to then idk what to tell u
if u dont think qingge has an obsession with qingqiu's waist where he'll grab qingqiu's wrist and press his hand against his own stomach so qingqiu knows and can feel how deep qingge is and it turns on qingqiu so much then idk what to tell u
if u dont think qingge would talk qingqiu thru it and remind him to breathe as things get heated up and it just makes qingqiu lose it more cause it's just so fucking sexy of him then idk what to tell u
if u dont think they both demand that the other say their name louder when they're dom and top and it leaves the other a whimpering, crying mess then idk what to tell u
if u dont think that qingqiu biting into his shoulder during doesnt make qingge moan and speed up his thrusts then idk what to tell u
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Ooo, what if somehow Binghe gains his own little system sometime before the conference while on a mission, and its goal is helping him "achieve a satisfying and loving relationship" with Shen Qingqiu | Shen Yuan?
Like, for example:
Binghe: "System? Can you show me Shizun's current, ah...'stats'?"
System: [Opens a screen with way, waaay too much information. Health Bar, Mental Health Status (which is broken up into smaller units like happiness, stress, and two mysterious categories labeled '???'), hunger/thirst, and Status Conditions (which, at the moment, only contains Without a cure).]
Binghe: @A@ [overwhelmed]
Binghe: [snaps himself out of it] ònó "I will learn quickly. For shizun!"
And Binghe does, but for a long time, nothing he does seems to change anything in the Stat window, even as it tells him things like '+20 happiness point!'.
Then, as the conference looms ever closer, his shizun starts to become quieter, and the system starts jumpscaring Binghe with short, unexplained '-5 happiness points'/'+20 stress points' messages. They're easily fixed with good food and distractions, but no matter how much Binghe looks into the matter, he can't seem to figure out where his Shizun's sudden distress comes from.
(That day, when Shizun asks him if he's willing to do anything to become strong, Binghe's poor heart receives a shock when his answer earns him a delayed '+50 stress points!')
At the edge of the Abyss, even as things go horribly wrong, Binghe's system doesn't shy away for a second. Every few words, it warns him of severe point gains in the stress category; but if he's honest, he's too busy trying to convince his Shizun that he's still good to pay that the attention it deserves.
Later, when he finds a safe place to hide and cry, the system opens itself unprompted.
[System update: New Categories Unlocked!]
It turns out Shizun's stress levels rose drastically in the moments leading up to pushing him into this place. Not only that, his happiness points *tanked.* In fact, they tanked so drastically that it met the conditions nessecary to finally reveal those mysterious '???' categories.
Binghe sobs. The new categories are 'Fear' and 'Heartbreak', and one is already decently high.
Throughout his time in the Abyss, he constantly checks Shizun's status window. It's the only thing he has connecting him to Shizun, yes, and at first that is the only reason he looks at all, but as some time passes, he begins to realize that those stats labeled Hunger and Health are gradually falling into the negative categories. Mental Health is stagnating at an alarming low number as well.
"This one doesn't understand. Shizun threw me in, so why...?"
[Would Host like to unlock Stat Window Plus for a more in-depth experience?]
"'In-depth'...? Would that explain why Shizun is...like this?"
[Affirmative.]
He agrees. Suddenly, Hunger is accompanied by two timers showing how long it has been since Shizun last ate and drank. Health breaks down into sleep, hygiene, and energy. Status Conditions has added a timer, too, tracking the time between flare-ups as well as the percentage of Without a cure's slow conquest of his poor Shizun's body.
It's slightly underwhelming. At the same time, as he looks over the timers and the new subcategories, his mind starts painting an impossible picture.
Shizun isn't eating. Shizun isn't sleeping. His heartbreak points aren't lowering.
Shizun is *sad.*
Shizun... Was he missing Binghe? The same way Binghe misses him? Did he... maybe regret throwing him away?
The idea sinks in more every day. Gains traction with every hour Shizun neglects himself; for Binghe likes to believe he knows his shizun best, and skipping food and rest was most unlike his dear beloved.
When Binghe breaks free of the Abyss, he resolves to show his dear shizun that he is still good, just like in cannon, but he's less angry. Less heartbroken. Xin Mo has less to grasp onto in his heart, and so when Jin Lan happens, his mind is just clear enough to pay attention when System starts throwing bright red screens in his face informing him of rising fear points.
#binghe has a system#kinda#its more like a highly specialized tracking device here with a possible fujoshi personality#bingqiu#binghe: [gazes slightly too long(ingly) at SQQ]#system: “+20 fear points!”#binghe: ; A ;) “But I'm not even doing anything!”#SQQ: “He's just standing there....MENACINGLY!”#system: “System suggests crying pathetically to lower subjects guard!”
NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON TWO* BONUS POLL - 'INSEMINATOR POLL #3' - Danmei Daddies
Former contestants from various danmei series get an opportunity to become Yue Qingyuan's baby daddy. Let's go!
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Nie Huaisang (The Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation)
Meng Yao/Jin Guangyao (The Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation)
Luo Binghe (The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System)
Wei Ying/Wei Wuxian (The Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation)
Shen Yuan/Shen Qingqiu (The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System)
Jiang Cheng/Jiang Wanyin (The Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation)
Qi Rong (Heaven Official's Blessing)
Shen Jiu/Shen Qingqiu (The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System)
Lan Qiren (The Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation)
Chu Wanning (The Husky and His White Cat Shizun)
Mobei-jun (The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System)
Xue Yang/Xue Chengmei (The Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation)
*Bonus polls do not have any standing in the official competition and are purely for fan amusement!
Secret Option is missing (It's Tianlang Jun)
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Imo Xiang Fei stays chubby naturally, until he becomes a peak lord, and he gets pretty thin through most of cannon because literally all he has the time to eat is light snacks + he’s constantly under horrible stress. Post cannon and once Mobei Jun learns that Qinghua is most susceptible to food and leisure as romantic gestures, he’s finally able to start putting weight back on. Mobei Jun absolutely relishes it, since being fat is an attractive status symbol to northern demons especially (means you’re good at surviving up there). Everyone in the northern court looks on in jealous awe as the already highly effective and lethal queen only becomes more desirable. Shang Qinghua is like northern demon Helen of Troy.
Liu sibling bonding hours
Yet another silly SVSSS AU/fic prompt where SY transmigrates into demon/creature within the endless abyss. He's been transmigrated there hundreds of years before the plot and decides to spend time making abyss a little awful and organized.
If he can fix some plot points and get things less chaotic (airplane seriously just crept adding stuff that made zero sense to get more sex scenes) so SY will fix that and make things less bad for Binghe...
He ends up taking over the entire abyss without realizing. Man is emperor of the abyss.
Xin Mo has been begging SY to wield it but SY is like 'i'm not touching the protagonists golden finger, why would I do that i'm just an NPC'
SY has not realized he's the feared emperor of the abyss, tales of his power have even reached outside texts, he is the great terror that rules over all others and untied all the creatures under his power.
He just keeps thinking this is just to make things easier for Binghe... he's mentioned a few times about LBH and his subjects have heard a heavenly demon hat will fall in who SY talks about with adoration.
Clearly they all decide SY is a seer (it would explain a lot) and LBH is their future bride.
LBH falls into abyss ready to start revenge arc... only to get scooped up by first demons who see him and take him palace to apparently 'future husband' LBH is ready to start killing... until he meets SY.
Empress of the abyss suddenly sounds very appealing.
SY: I can help Binghe go though this arc with less trauma and then i'm sure he'll leave and become emperor
LBH: I am empress of the abyss and I am never leaving.
SQH has been waiting for protagonist to get out of the abyss and plot to start in earnest.. only it's been 5 years and nothing.
No takeover in any demonic lands, no plots as cultivation sects and no wives appear to have been acquired.
He has no idea what's happening, where's the plot? where's the revenge? wheres the harem?
Stallion protagonist is missing in action and SQH is confused. The script is out the window and his system seems to have just given up? No missions or anything.
MBJ is taking over territory and expanding power... he no longer wants a spy (he has no need for one since the sect isn't of any importance to him without LBH revenge) SQH thinks he's gonna die earlier... only MBJ just scoops him up and is keeping in in North permanently... (he's been bridenapped and hasn't figured it out yet)
It's only when SQH is arranging meeting with abyssal emperor (who SQH is 99% sure he never wrote but he didn't have a lot of lore in notes that he had to throw out because the lore wasn't selling with anyone other than peerless cucumber)
When in meeting he sees emperor and his empress... who is his stallion protagonist.
He's so shocked he almost misses that he's introduced as queen of the North.