Turtle Tits

Ryan / 22 / My mind is away, please leave a message after the tone.

[girlnephew]

[carco5a]

do u want to hold him

[creekfiend]

yez

[carco5a]

this is so polite here hold this

[scryforstars]

so i recently got top surgery and this was on my discharge papers after a mild complication

[energyprison]

So cool you dont even have to teach cats to use the litter theyre just born with a passion for peeing on sand

[memewhore]

[waddei]

my son who i hate

[aurpiment]

Shout out to the ten primate species, four bat species, elephant shrews, and the Cairo spiny mouse. Nobody else gets it

[oarfjsh]

[tessa-the-duck]

here you are sweetie

[vulgarette]

Me

[pangur-and-grim]

Why were you taking testosterone?

because of the gender

[pangur-and-grim]

god who even knows

[pangur-and-grim]

local worm loves heating vent

[pangur-and-grim]

to those commenting on her bones (or lack-thereof): that’s just how a lady sits

[thebucca2-deactivated20221101]

GREER,SHE DOESNT HAVE ANY FUCKING BONES.

[pangur-and-grim]

Pangur has the ONE bone that matters: the heart ❤️

[glamygdala]

I just saw these photos & saw the word “worm” & my mind went places

[huffylemon]

buying food from tj maxx scares me

[huffylemon]

ate the tj maxx smoked salmon now my legs don’t work

[1anonyymous1]

sometimes u just gotta stand in the shower

and leave this dimension

[liarsblade]

I swear to god that green day has had this exact same "scandal" like five times now.

[liarsblade]

Once again learning that the band famous for multiple songs in which they say some variation of "we're faggots and we hate america" are in fact faggots who hate america. Very disappointed.

[royalhandmaidens]

here’s to a liberated palestine and an end to the occupation in 2024، إن شاء الله

[sandersstudies]

Great news everyone. There was a kitten wandering in the drive thru at work and my inner warrior cats kid tried to be a hero and capture him.

I have now suffered multiple puncture wounds and have to go to the emergency room.

[sandersstudies]

Me: I shall become his mother and gain his trust

Me talking to an animal control officer five minutes later: he is a nasty horrid little boy and I am bleeding heavily

[sandersstudies]

Animal control officer on the phone: So he’s in your car with you?

Me: Um. It’s his car now and he’s very mad at me.

[sandersstudies]

Second animal control officer: oh you captured him and got him in your car? He’s friendly?

Me, my right hand completely wrapped in paper towels: wouldn’t say that

[sandersstudies]

Urgent Care Nurse: Wow it’s strange he managed to get you so many times.

Me: I uh. Did not let go.

[borgesperovago]

You vibe as someone prone to toxic relationships

[sandersstudies]

People on tumblr will just say anything huh.

[borgesperovago]

Oh cmon, "he hurt me a lot cause i couldn't let go" absolutely has double interpretation.

[sandersstudies]

Me, holding a cat (of unknown gender) as it repeatedly digs its little teeth deep into my flesh: Is this… too… yuri?

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

This website is free

[cipheramnesia]

Not at this cost it isn't.

[lightlydreaming]

poodle moth by amuse

[greater-than-the-sword]

Kidnapped and experimented on by aliens but I was in the control group so nothing happened