the ultimate heathers lyric starter meme ( act 1 )
â Â I believe Iâm a good person. Â â
â Â I like to think thereâs good in everyone. Â â
â Â Here we are. First day of senior year. Â â
â Â I look around at these kids Iâve known my whole life and I ask myself: What happened? Â â
â Â We were so tiny. Â â
â Â Then we got bigger, that was the trigger. Â â
â Â Welcome to my school. Â â
â Â This ainât no high school. Â â
â Â This is the Thunderdome. Â â
â Â Hold your breath and count the days, weâre graduating soon. Â â
â Â College will be paradise if Iâm not dead by June. Â â
â Â But I know life can be beautiful. Â â
â Â I hope, I dream, I pray for a better way. Â â
â Â If we changed back then, we could change again. Â â
â Â We could be beautiful, just not today. Â â
â Â Things will get better, soon as my letter comes from Harvard, Duke or Brown. Â â
â Â Then I can blow this town. Â â
â Â Dream of ivy-covered walls and smoky french cafes. Â â
â Â Fight the urge to strike a match and set this dump ablaze. Â â
â Â (name), third year as linebacker and eighth year of smacking lunch trays and being a huge dick. Â â
â Â What did you say to me skank? Â â
â Â We were kind before, we can be kind once more. Â â
â Â We on for movie night? Â â
â Â Yeah, youâre on Jiffy Pop detail. Â â
â Â I rented the Princess Bride! Â â
â Â Woah, again? Donât you have it memorized by now? Â â
â Â What can I say? Iâm a sucker for a happy ending. Â â
â  He is the smartest guy on the football team⊠which is kind of like being the tallest dwarf.  â
â Â Hey! Pick that up right now! Â â
â Â Iâm sorry, are you actually talking to me? Â â
â Â My buddy (name) just asked you a question. Â â
â Â I wanna know what gives you the right to pick on my friend? Â â
â Â Youâre a high school has-been waiting to happen. A future gas station attendant. Â â
â Â You have a zit right there! Â â
â Â Dear diary: whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. Â â
â Â Why do they hate me? Â â
â Â Why donât I fight back? Â â
â Â Why do I act like such a creep? Â â
â Â Why wonât he date me? Â â
â Â Why did I hit him? Â â
â Â Why do I cry myself to sleep? Â â
â Â Give me some hope here! Â â
â Â They float above it all. Â â
â Â Her dad is loaded, he sells engagement rings. Â â
â Â No discernible personality but her mom did pay for implants. Â â
â Â She is a mythic bitch. Â â
â Â Theyâre solid teflon. Never bothered, never harassed. Â â
â Â I would give anything to be like that. Â â
â Â Iâd like to be their boyfriend. Â â
â Â That would be beautiful. Â â
â Â Iâd like them to be nicer. Â â
â Â Iâd like to kidnap a (name) and photograph her naked in an abandoned building and leave her tied up for the rats. Â â
â Â Grow up, (name), Bulimia is so â87. Â â
â Â Maybe you should see a doctor, (name). Â â
â Â Perhaps you didnât hear the bell over all the vomiting. Youâre late for class. Â â
â Â (name), wasnât feeling well! Weâre helping her. Â â
â Â Hurry up, get where youâre going. Â â
â Â This is an excellent forgery. Â â
â Â I crave a boon. Â â
â Â Let me sit at your table at lunch. Just once. No talking necessary. If people think you tolerate me, theyâll leave me alone. Â â
â Â Before you answer I also do report cards, permission slips and absence notes. Â â
â Â Shut up, (name)! Â â
â Â Sorry, (name). Â â
â Â For a greasy, little nobody, you do have good bone structure. Â â
â Â If I took a meat cleaver down the center of your skull, Iâd have matching halves. Thatâs very important. Â â
â Â Of course, you could stand to lose a few pounds. Â â
â Â This could be beautiful. Â â
â Â Get this girl some blush and (name) I need your brush. Â â
â Â Letâs make her beautiful. Â â
â Â Out of my way, geek! Â â
â Â I donât want trouble. Â â
â Â Youâre gonna die at 3pm. Â â
â Â Donât you dare touch me! Â â
â Â Get away pervert! Â â
â Â What did I ever do to them? Â â
â Â Who could survive this? Â â
â Â I canât escape this! Â â
â Â I think Iâm dying! Â â
â Â Whoâs that with (name)? Â â
â Â You hope, you dream, you pray and you get your way. Â â
â Â Ask me how it feels lookinâ like hell on wheels. Â â
â Â My god, itâs beautiful. Â â
â Â I might be beautiful! Â â
â Â When youâre beautiful, itâs a beautiful frickinâ day! Â â
â Â Are we gonna have a problem? Â â
â Â Youâve got a bone to pick? Â â
â Â Youâve come so far, why now are you pulling on my dick? Â â
â Â Iâd normally slap your face off, and everyone here could watch. Â â
â Â Iâm feeling nice. Â â
â Â Hereâs some advice. Listen up, biatch! Â â
â Â I like looking hot, buying stuff they can not. Â â
â Â I like drinking hard, maxing dadâs credit card. Â â
â Â I like skipping gym, scaring her, screwing him. Â â
â Â I like killer clothes, kicking nerds in the nose. Â â
â Â If you lack the balls you can go play dolls, let your mommy fix you a snack. Â â
â Â Or you could come smoke, pound some rum and coke, in my Porsha with the quarterback. Â â
â Â Honey, watchu waitinâ for? Â â
â Â Step into my candy store. Â â
â Â Itâs time for you to prove youâre not a loser anymore. Â â
â Â All you have to do is say goodbye to Shamoo. Â â
â Â That freakâs not you friend. Â â
â Â If she had your shot, she would leave you to rot. Â â
â Â âCourse if you donât care, fine, go braid her hair. Maybe Sesame Street is on. Â â
â Â Forget that creep and get in my jeep. Â â
â Â Letâs go tear up someoneâs lawn! Â â
â Â You just gotta prove youâre not a pussy anymore. Â â
â Â You can join the team or you can bitch and moan. Â â
â Â You can live the dream or you can die alone. Â â
â Â You can fly with eagles or, if you prefer, keep on testing me and end up like her. Â â
â Â (name), look! (name) invited me to his homecoming party! This proves heâs been thinking about me! Â â
â Â Color me stoked. Â â
â Â Iâm so happy! Â â
â Â Time for you to prove youâre not a lame-ass anymore. Â â
â Â Hey, Mr. No Name Kid, so who might you be? Â â
â Â Could you fight for me? Â â
â Â Could you face the crowd? Could you be seen with me and still act proud. Â â
â Â Could you hold my hand? Â â
â Â Could you carry me through no manâs land? Â â
â Â Itâs fine, if you donât agree. Â â
â Â I would fight for you, if you would fight for me. Â â
â Â let them drive us underground, I donât care how far. Â â
â Â You can set my broken bones and I know CPR. Â â
â Â Woah! You can punch real good. Â â
â Â Youâve lasted longer than I thought you would. Â â
â Â If some night youâre free, wanna fight for me? Â â
â Â Iâve been ten high schools, they start to get blurry. no point planting roots âcause youâre gone in a hurry. Â â
â Â My dad keeps to suitcases packed in the den, so itâs only a matter of âwhenâ. Â â
â Â I donât learn their names, donât bother with faces. Â â
â Â All I can trust is this concrete oasis. Â â
â Â Seems every time Iâm about to despair, thereâs a 7-11 right there. Â â
â Â Each store is the same from Las Vegas to Boston. Â â
â Â I pray at my altar of slush. Â â
â Â I live for that sweet, frozen rush! Â â
â Â Freeze your brain, suck on that straw, get lost in the pain. Â â
â Â Happiness comes when everything numbs. Â â
â Â Who needs cocaine? Â â
â Â Just freeze your brain. Â â
â Â Does your mommy know you eat all that crap? Â â
â Â When mom was alive, we lived half-way normal. Â â
â Â Now itâs just me and my dad, weâre less formal. Â â
â Â I learned to cook pasta, I learned to pay rent. Learned the world doesnât owe you a cent. Â â
â Â Youâre planing a future (name). Â â
â Â Youâll go to some college and marry a lawyer. Â â
â Â The skyâs gonna hurt when it falls, so youâd better start building some walls. Â â
â Â Swim in the ice, get lost in the pain. Â â
â Â Shut your eyes tight, til you vanish from sight. Let nothing remain. Â â
â Â Fight pain with more pain! Â â
â Â Forget who you are, unburden your load, forget in six weeks youâll be back on the road. Â â
â Â When the voice in your head says youâre better of dead, donât open a vein. Â â
â Â Dad said âact our ageâ, you heard the man. Itâs time to rage! Â â
â Â Drink, smoke, itâs all cool. Â â
â Â Letâs get naked in my pool! Â â
â Â Punch the wall and start a fight! Â â
â Â Ainât nobody home tonight. Â â
â Â Come upstairs and rest your head. Â â
â Â Letâs rub each otherâs backs while watching porn on Cinemax. Â â
â Â The folks are gone. Â â
â Â Itâs time for big fun! Â â
â Â When mom and dad forget to lock the liquor cabinet itâs big fun. Â â
â  Ok, ok, ok, so itâs salt, and then lime, and then shot? â
â Â Youâre doing it wrong! Â â
â Â Really? cause I feel great! Â â
â Â (name) you are looking good tonight! Â â
â Â A hot guy smiled at me without a trace of mockery! Â â
â Â Everyoneâs high as a kite. Â â
â Â Is that weed? I want a hit. Â â
â Â Fill that joint and roll it tight. Â â
â Â Dreams are coming true when people laugh, but not at you. Â â
â Â Iâm not alone! Iâm not afraid! Â â
â Â I feel like Bono at LiveAid! Â â
â Â Crack open one more case. Â â
â Â I think thatâs what they call third base. Â â
â Â Way to show maturity. Â â
â Â Quit it jackass! Get off of me! Â â
â Â I just saw some freshmen sneaking over the pool fence. Â â
â Â I hate freshmen! Where are you little pricks? Iâm coming for you! Â â
â Â Aw, thanks, (name) but I donât really have to vomit right now. Â â
â Â You need a jello shot! Â â
â Â I canât believe you actually came. Â â
â Â I brought sparkling cider! Â â
â  Showing up here took some guts, time to rip âem out.  â
â Â Why dâyou gotta be so weird all the time? Â â
â Â People wouldnât hate you so much if you acted normal. Â â
â  Thereâs no alcohol in here! Are you trying to poison me? â
â Â Our folks got no clue âbout all the shit their children do. Â â
â Â Why are they surprised whenever weâre unsupervised? Â â
â Â The demon queen of high school has decreed it. Â â
â Â She says monday, 8 am, I will be deleted. Â â
â Â Theyâll hunt me down in studyhall, stuff and mount me on the wall. Â â
â Â Thirty hours to live, how shall I spend them? Â â
â Â I donât have to stay and die like cattle. Â â
â Â I could change my name and ride up to Seattle. Â â
â Â Wait, hereâs an option that I like: spend these thirty hours gettinâ freakay! Â â
â Â I need it hard. Â â
â Â Iâm a dead girl walking. Â â
â Â Iâm in your yard. Â â
â Â (name)? What are you doing in my room? Â â
â Â Iâm sorry but I really had to wake you. Â â
â Â See Iâve decided I must ride you âtil I break you. Â â
â Â (name) says I gotâs to go. Â â
â Â Youâre my last meal on death row. Â â
â Â Shut your mouth and loose those tighty whiteys. Â â
â Â Tonight Iâm yours. Â â
â Â Get on all fours. Â â
â Â Letâs go, you know the drill. Â â
â Â Iâm hot and pissed and on the pill. Â â
â Â Itâs âcause youâre beautiful. Â â
â Â You say youâre numb inside, but I canât agree. Â â
â Â So the worldâs unfair, keep it looked out there. In here itâs beautiful. Â â
â Â Letâs make this beautiful. Â â
â Â That works for me! Â â
â Â Full steam ahead! Â â
â Â Howâd you find my address? Â â
â Â Letâs break the bed! Â â
â Â I think you tore my mattress! Â â
â Â No sleep tonight for you, better chug that Mountain Dew. Â â
â Â Get your ass in gear! Make this whole town disappear! Â â
â Â Slap me, pull my hair. Â â
â Â Touch me there and there and there and no more talking. Â â
â Â Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! OW! Â â
â Â What would she say? Â â
â Â Believe it or not, I knew about fear, I knew the way loneliness stung. Â â
â Â I hid behind smiles and crazy hot clothes, I learned to kiss boys with my tongue. Â â
â Â The world it held me down, it weighed like a concrete prom queen crown. Â â
â Â No one thinks a pretty girl has feelings, no one gets her insecurity. Â â
â Â Iâm am more than shoulder pads and makeup. Â â
â Â No one sees the me inside of me. Â â
â Â Jesus! Youâre making me sound like air supply! Â â
â Â Keep going. This has to be good enough to fool the cops. Â â
â Â Woah! Is it murder? Â â
â Â No, look, hereâs a suicide note. Â â
â Â They couldnât see past my rockstar mystique, they wouldnât dare look in my eyes. Â â
â Â Just underneath was a terrified girl who clings to her pillow and cries. Â â
â Â My looks were just like prison bars, they left me a myriad of scars. Â â
â Â No one thinks a pretty girl has substance, thatâs the curse of popularity. Â â
â Â I am more than just a source of handjobs. Â â
â Â Our children are dying! Â â
â Â This is the loveliest suicide note Iâve ever read. Â â
â Â Box up my clothing for Good Will and give the poor my Nordic Track. Â â
â Â Donate my car to crippled kids or to those ghetto moms on crack. Â â
â Â Give them my tapes and my CDs, my hats, my pumps, my flats my three TVs. Â â
â Â I weep for all failed to be. Â â
â Â Maybe I can help the world by leaving. Â â
â Â Maybe thatâs the me inside of me. Â â
â Â I never knew about her pain. Â â
â Â Her life had hit a rocky patch. Â â
â Â Deep down she wasnât cruel or vain. Â â
â Â She didnât mean to be a snatch. Â â
â Â (name), youâre very quiet. Whatâs on your mind? Â â
â Â Maybe (name) realized that in order to be happy she had to give up her power, and that the only way to do that was death? Â â
â Â My god! Look what weâve done, weâre breaking through! (name) would be so proud of you! Â â
â Â No one thinks a pretty girl can touch you. Â â
â Â Sheâs made us better than we were. Â â
â Â (name) is dead, but she will live inside me. Â â
â Â Holy crap! This is awesome! Â â
â Â Our sins fell on her shoulders. Â â
â Â (name) died so we could all be free. Â â
â Â Iâm bigger than John Lennon! Â â
â Â Sheâs the dove that sings outside my window. Â â
â Â Sheâs the twin from whom Iâm separated. Â â
â Â Sheâs the horse I never got for Christmas. Â â
â Â (name) sees the me inside of me. Â â
â Â Youâve got a left hand, use it. Â â
â Â Donât talk mean like that! Â â
â Â Youâll hurt their feelings! Â â
â Â You make my balls so blue. Â â
â Â What did they do to you that you hate them so? Â â
â Â Donât run from me. Â â
â Â Theyâre all beat up like a tackling dummy. Â â
â Â They long for your embrace. Â â
â Â Just look at them glow. Â â
â Â Weâre begging you! Â â
â Â Open the door! Â â
â Â Once you were geeky and nerdy, but they knew youâre dirty. Â â
â Â Look! Booze! Drink! Â â
â Â Baby you gots to come through. Â â
â Â Teach them to smile. Â â
â Â Please make their dreams come true. Â â
â Â They made you cry, but that will end tonight. Â â
â Â You are the only thing thatâs right about this broken world. Â â
â Â Go on and cry. Â â
â Â When the morning comes, weâll burn it down and then, weâll build the world again. Â â
â Â Our love is God. Â â
â Â Are you okay? Â â
â Â I was a frozen lake, but then you melted me awake. Â â
â Â See, now Iâm crying too. Â â
â Â Youâre not alone. Â â
â Â Weâll raise our city here. Â â
â Â How did you know it was a fantasy of mine to have two guys at once? Â â
â  Uh⊠lucky guess?  â
â Â Meet me at the cemetery, at dawn. Â â
â Â We can start and finish wars. Â â
â Â Weâre what killed the dinosaurs. Â â
â Â Weâre the asteroid thatâs overdue. Â â
â Â They died because god said they must. Â â
â Â The new world needed room for me and you. Â â
â Â I worship you. Â â
â Â Iâd trade my life for yours. Â â
â Â They all will disappear. Â â
â Â Weâll plant out garden here. Â â
â Â Woah, is that real? Â â
â Â When the morning comes, theyâll both be laughing stocks. Â â
â Â Letâs go hunt some jocks! Â â
â Â Take it slow (name). Strip for me. Â â
â Â I was hoping you could rip my clothes off me, sport. Â â
â Â (name)? Youâre just unconscious, right (name)? (name)!?. Â â
â Â Get off the fence! Get off the damn fence! Â â
â  I donât understand! â
â Â Stop being a dick! Â â
â Â What does that mean? Â â
â Â What the fuck have you done? Â â