blue fired

Online cathartic releaser. Like colors, laughs and slipping 'BEYONCEEE, can you handle this?' casually into conversations.

[cillianmurphy]

I AM ABSOLUTELY LOSING MY MIND AFTER READING THIS PLEASE READ IT

[tomhiddlestonscheekbones]

[sam-captain-wilson]

Please unmute this

do you ever get so annoyed at everything that you start to get pissed off at even little things like a spoon clinking against a bowl or sounds of people talking  

[alternativeblkgal]

I think it’s called sensory overload. It’s really common in people with anxiety

[reynabeth-deactivated20180821-d]

it can also be a result of sleep deprivation, stress, or ever dehydration !!

[mightbeinsaneforever]

thanks i thought i was just a bitch

[memewhore]

[niknak79]

[odysseusyes]

even with those four numbers there are countless possible combinations good luck with figuring out which one is the right one you punk

[eatsleepcrap]

*straightens calculator*

It’s pretty likely that it’s a four digit number, and as there are four digits chosen there, that means that there cannot be any repetition. This mean that there are:

n!/(n-4)! possible orders. As ‘n’ is 4 (number of digits available). 4!/0! which becomes 4x3x2x1/1 which simplifies to 24. That means that there are 24 possible combinations of codes. This would take you about two or three minutes to input all possible codes.

[crashingsunlight]

Unless an alarm goes off if you don’t get it right in 3 tries

[eatsleepcrap]

*straightens calculator again*

Kick the fucking door in

[the-brave-little-blogger]

well ‘technically’ the code is most likley 1970. statistically, a majority of people, when told to choose a 4 digit code will choose their birth year. and this key pad is obviously a few years old to put it nicely, thats most likley it. 

[everyonesfavoriteging-blog]

some sherlock holmes shit just went down over here

[the-neon-pineapple]

No, no, no. Don’t base your deductions of psychology. Let’s talk chemistry. When you first press a button, there’s more of the natural oils on your skin, and therefore it wears down the numbers on the keys faster. Obviously 0 is the first one, then. Try 0791 first.

Sherlock out.

[perks-of-being-chinese]

woah.

[panicrobot]

it got better

[twistedthicket1-deactivated2022]

and this is why the sherlock fandom could either rule the world or end it….

[ofthefantastic]

Close, but not quite, I think. People will almost always choose a number they can remember. What’s memorable about 0791? Try 0719 - a birthday, 19th of July. That is more likely.

[venatrix26]

Those deductions are great and all, but unnecessary.

The light is green.

The door is already open.

[party-gilmore]

And that’s why we have a John Watson.

[lotrlocked]

This is “top 10 favorite posts” level.

[moriartyfortheevening]

Omg, it’s actually on my dash! This post is like a fossil!

[distinguishedbaloney]

[simonalkenmayer]

Genius

[slightmood]

“they’re just little kids let them win at mario ka-”

me:

[slightmood]

“it’s not fai-”

me:

[bransrath]

I was raised by a man who would NEVER let anyone win.  It was like, against his religion.

You won for real or not at all.

Maybe that’s partially why I am not a snivelly liberal.

[slightmood]

[4gifs]

[danger]

[blairwitchh]

this is literally the height of comedy tho

[captioned-miscellaneous-videos]

Elijah: “Cristine, what are you doing?”

Christine: “Just watching TV.”

Elijah: “You’re in IKEA. It’s not on.”

[X-Files theme plays]

[queeninreads]

[botanize]

Me

[alacerlucifer]

[electricbreeze]

Schrödinger’s boys

[klubbhead]

FUCK

[alphahoennomega]

What about cracking open a cold milkshake

[crystalsoulslayer]

As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a prerequisite for the cracking open of a cold one, but cold ones do not have any inherent boy-attracting abilities. Milkshakes, however, do. All else being equal, the boys would proceed to the milkshake yard. While it is possible to announce the presence of cold ones in the hope of attracting some boys, the pull of the milkshake is much more powerful by comparison.

[6qubed]

mind you, all of this nonsense hinges on whether or not the boys are back in town

[harryrubbish]

this girl was sent by the lord above to save humankind

[kingdomheartstwo-deactivated201]

its been estimated that 600 million or so has been poured into marketing minions so if we estimate the tuition at 40,000 dollars then about 150 students

[thankyoucorndog-deactivated2015]

that’s depressing

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

i don’t know what’s more depressing,that 600 million dollars has been spent on advertizing minions or that 600 million dollars will only pay the tuition of 150 US college students

[benedictatorship]

…… oh my god

[communistbakery-deactivated2017]

by these numbers 600m would pay 15,000 students tuitions, not 150, that would be $4,000,000 a student

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

Who did this math ? 😂

[thatsmoderatelyraven]

[dopeybeauty]

what are we out here doing

[royalmermaid16]

our best

[heyjoshheytyler]

sideways scene (x)

[album1700]

“have you met my friend daniel he walks like this”

IM DYING

[ragethegemini]

WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY

[elisparklequeen]

The way they all fell down.

[marauders4evr]

“WHAT HAPPENED TO MY WINDOW?”

[meghanmclovin]

You know what’s really hot? Not having to guess someone’s feelings or intentions