Noah Kahan
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shark vs the universe
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@blueflannelsuit
Hey, how you doin', lil mama?
Lemme whisper in your ear.
Tell you something that you might like to hear.
You got a sexy ass body and your ass look soft.
Mind if I touch it? And see if it's soft?
And as I took another mediocre museum photo, I couldn't help but wonder, "Were the Ying Yang Twins the early 21st century's answer to the Homeric hymns or Sapphic lyric poems of times long past?"
people with siblings love saying shit like "you never played first degree murder knife chase?"
It was safe because we duct taped pillows to our necks and torsos beforehand, actually.
I read your TSH X The Graduate fic and was struck by a line in which Francis calls Richard "plausible". There is a similar moment in Succession where Tom Wambsgans is described in the same quietly (for the show anyways) bitchy way. So... does this mean that Francis is distantly related to Lady Caroline Collingwood? Is there a world where Francis and Richard watch the Roy family drama play out from their TV in Montreal and Francis makes sporadic, vague references to Roman's childhood "latency" and the ginger promiscuity gene that he and Shiv share, without ever fully elaborating?? Please say yes.
plausible! anon the way this concept has had a hold of me since i saw it… words cannot describe. like! caroline “your father used to sleep with all the men in sausalito” collingwood running in francis’ circles is so real and true.
even if it’s not direct family... the roys are scottish catholics after all….. perfect tie-in to the red-head boston catholic abernathy clan…. it all just connects. ewan roy is kind of my mental image of abernathy senior anyways can’t you see a bit of the old-age francis in james cromwell’s cunty austerity?
anyways back on track francis and richard are what, late 60s babies if they were 20 in the 80s? and caroline is probably early 1950s if you go by the actress. so kid wise connor is probably roughly around their age??? oh my god. but francis would have only met the roys when caroline and logan were married so he would have been in his late teens looking with absolute disdain upon the roy kid trio. idk who he would dislike most. probably ken for being so *gestures at ken*, otherwise roman. he might have tolerated shiv more because he gives more grace to the girlies (see: camilla). and he probably only met connor sometime later since he didn't see the family for some time after his mother got taken away- i can only imagine the horrors of them interacting.
good lord imagine priscilla abernathy and caroline in the same room. the insane vibes. but at least that side is all old money condescension and they would bond over their distaste for the new money roys. what the roys would think of the abernathys? probably very little as adults. world famous homophobe logan roy would not have taken to francis, who is maybe the truest definition of 'not a serious person'. i have to think about what the kids would have thought about him. suggestions welcomed.
as for middle-aged francis and richard in montreal watching the shitshow that is canonical succession timeline playing out live in the news? *gesticulating incoherently* someone prompt me to write this.
i could go on for days this is too perfect of a concept. anon please supply more thoughts of your own. and if i kept going in the tags no i didn't.
I have thoughts. Because of this post. Yes, many thoughts - all Stupid.
*Richard ponders aloud about whether Cousin Greg "Tacitus - All killer no filler" Hirsch is Bunny reincarnated after the congressional hearing.
*Stewey announces on TV that Kendall Roy is no longer relevant after the botched bear hug.
Judy, visiting: Snorts and drily comments that it must've been a serious breakup. Gossips about how Stewey and Kendall would apparently crash Hampden parties and make out on molly. Winks and says Richard and Francis must know what that's like, huh?
*Tom Wambsgams rocks up in a boxy suit to the congressional hearings.
*Francis: Asks Richard if all Californians lack style and asks what's the difference when told that Tom is Minnesotan.
*Francis & Richard watching a PGN special on the Roys that includes a segment on a waiter's nighttime death in the countryside, with speculation about the possible involvement of drugs, a Roy kid, and a cover-up.*
Francis : 👀
Richard: 👀
Richard: ...A family trait, I suppose?
Francis: *pauses* *ignores Richard's implication*
Francis: Last cigarette says it was Roman.
*Judy, who pivoted and is now a highly in-demand stylist, randomly mentions during a visit that she dressed Shiv for her wedding (shout out to irl Judy inspo Michelle Matland lol). Says what a nightmare the Roys were but at least she got to catch up with her NYC theatre pal Willa. Still, it was a total bummer when the waiter who sold her a bump died. He reminded her a little of Richard, actually.
*Marcia has an estate sale and tries to upsell Francis, who heard about Logan's ancient Roman (heh) war medals. The haggling is politely, Frenchly intense. When a deal is reached and Marcia comments that Francis is a better negotiatior than the kids. Richard is unnerved by Marcia but isn't entirely sure why and stays silent.
^^^Also Roman was at the engagement party for Kitty and What's-His-Fuck and definitely said this when he saw Francis and Richard.
I read your TSH X The Graduate fic and was struck by a line in which Francis calls Richard "plausible". There is a similar moment in Succession where Tom Wambsgans is described in the same quietly (for the show anyways) bitchy way. So... does this mean that Francis is distantly related to Lady Caroline Collingwood? Is there a world where Francis and Richard watch the Roy family drama play out from their TV in Montreal and Francis makes sporadic, vague references to Roman's childhood "latency" and the ginger promiscuity gene that he and Shiv share, without ever fully elaborating?? Please say yes.
plausible! anon the way this concept has had a hold of me since i saw it… words cannot describe. like! caroline “your father used to sleep with all the men in sausalito” collingwood running in francis’ circles is so real and true.
even if it’s not direct family... the roys are scottish catholics after all….. perfect tie-in to the red-head boston catholic abernathy clan…. it all just connects. ewan roy is kind of my mental image of abernathy senior anyways can’t you see a bit of the old-age francis in james cromwell’s cunty austerity?
anyways back on track francis and richard are what, late 60s babies if they were 20 in the 80s? and caroline is probably early 1950s if you go by the actress. so kid wise connor is probably roughly around their age??? oh my god. but francis would have only met the roys when caroline and logan were married so he would have been in his late teens looking with absolute disdain upon the roy kid trio. idk who he would dislike most. probably ken for being so *gestures at ken*, otherwise roman. he might have tolerated shiv more because he gives more grace to the girlies (see: camilla). and he probably only met connor sometime later since he didn't see the family for some time after his mother got taken away- i can only imagine the horrors of them interacting.
good lord imagine priscilla abernathy and caroline in the same room. the insane vibes. but at least that side is all old money condescension and they would bond over their distaste for the new money roys. what the roys would think of the abernathys? probably very little as adults. world famous homophobe logan roy would not have taken to francis, who is maybe the truest definition of 'not a serious person'. i have to think about what the kids would have thought about him. suggestions welcomed.
as for middle-aged francis and richard in montreal watching the shitshow that is canonical succession timeline playing out live in the news? *gesticulating incoherently* someone prompt me to write this.
i could go on for days this is too perfect of a concept. anon please supply more thoughts of your own. and if i kept going in the tags no i didn't.
I have thoughts. Because of this post. Yes, many thoughts - all Stupid.
*Richard ponders aloud about whether Cousin Greg "Tacitus - All killer no filler" Hirsch is Bunny reincarnated after the congressional hearing.
*Stewey announces on TV that Kendall Roy is no longer relevant after the botched bear hug.
Judy, visiting: Snorts and drily comments that it must've been a serious breakup. Gossips about how Stewey and Kendall would apparently crash Hampden parties and make out on molly. Winks and says Richard and Francis must know what that's like, huh?
*Tom Wambsgams rocks up in a boxy suit to the congressional hearings.
*Francis: Asks Richard if all Californians lack style and asks what's the difference when told that Tom is Minnesotan.
*Francis & Richard watching a PGN special on the Roys that includes a segment on a waiter's nighttime death in the countryside, with speculation about the possible involvement of drugs, a Roy kid, and a cover-up.*
Francis : 👀
Richard: 👀
Richard: ...A family trait, I suppose?
Francis: *pauses* *ignores Richard's implication*
Francis: Last cigarette says it was Roman.
*Judy, who pivoted and is now a highly in-demand stylist, randomly mentions during a visit that she dressed Shiv for her wedding (shout out to irl Judy inspo Michelle Matland lol). Says what a nightmare the Roys were but at least she got to catch up with her NYC theatre pal Willa. Still, it was a total bummer when the waiter who sold her a bump died. He reminded her a little of Richard, actually.
*Marcia has an estate sale and tries to upsell Francis, who heard about Logan's ancient Roman (heh) war medals. The haggling is politely, Frenchly intense. When a deal is reached and Marcia comments that Francis is a better negotiatior than the kids. Richard is unnerved by Marcia but isn't entirely sure why and stays silent.
I read your TSH X The Graduate fic and was struck by a line in which Francis calls Richard "plausible". There is a similar moment in Succession where Tom Wambsgans is described in the same quietly (for the show anyways) bitchy way. So... does this mean that Francis is distantly related to Lady Caroline Collingwood? Is there a world where Francis and Richard watch the Roy family drama play out from their TV in Montreal and Francis makes sporadic, vague references to Roman's childhood "latency" and the ginger promiscuity gene that he and Shiv share, without ever fully elaborating?? Please say yes.
plausible! anon the way this concept has had a hold of me since i saw it… words cannot describe. like! caroline “your father used to sleep with all the men in sausalito” collingwood running in francis’ circles is so real and true.
even if it’s not direct family... the roys are scottish catholics after all….. perfect tie-in to the red-head boston catholic abernathy clan…. it all just connects. ewan roy is kind of my mental image of abernathy senior anyways can’t you see a bit of the old-age francis in james cromwell’s cunty austerity?
anyways back on track francis and richard are what, late 60s babies if they were 20 in the 80s? and caroline is probably early 1950s if you go by the actress. so kid wise connor is probably roughly around their age??? oh my god. but francis would have only met the roys when caroline and logan were married so he would have been in his late teens looking with absolute disdain upon the roy kid trio. idk who he would dislike most. probably ken for being so *gestures at ken*, otherwise roman. he might have tolerated shiv more because he gives more grace to the girlies (see: camilla). and he probably only met connor sometime later since he didn't see the family for some time after his mother got taken away- i can only imagine the horrors of them interacting.
good lord imagine priscilla abernathy and caroline in the same room. the insane vibes. but at least that side is all old money condescension and they would bond over their distaste for the new money roys. what the roys would think of the abernathys? probably very little as adults. world famous homophobe logan roy would not have taken to francis, who is maybe the truest definition of 'not a serious person'. i have to think about what the kids would have thought about him. suggestions welcomed.
as for middle-aged francis and richard in montreal watching the shitshow that is canonical succession timeline playing out live in the news? *gesticulating incoherently* someone prompt me to write this.
i could go on for days this is too perfect of a concept. anon please supply more thoughts of your own. and if i kept going in the tags no i didn't.
I have thoughts. Because of this post. Yes, many thoughts - all Stupid.
We really had to wait for Heidi N Closet to appear on Snatch Game before we could get fresh Blackbeard content on our screens, huh? What's the big idea, HBO? The jig is up!
A huge reason I fell in love with Stede is he never talks down to people.
He grew up wealthy, with good education, and training in being upper class but he never shames anyone for not knowing what he knows. He doesn't use massive aggression against anyone and I just really love him for that
The Gentleman Pirate through and through
Okay so what if, since we’ve seen Stede unwittingly seduce Ed in the smoothest way possible in S1, we see him go full theatrics and do a fuckery-inspired seduction to win Ed back?
This dude fake battled a jaguar, got fake-hit by a carriage, and then had a piano drop on a random corpse to really drive it home, and THEN Mary added in that he was terminally I’ll for good measure. This is a man who doesn’t half ass anything when he really sets his mind to it.
So I order to win Ed back, he employs his crew to put on a spectacle of fuckery that is fucking legendary only I dead of faking his death or terrorizing random Dutch merchants, it’s all to seduce his man and it’s the hottest thing ever.
Dining isn’t just about eating, it’s also pageantry 😉
Will you come onboard and join me? In this thing called matelotage? Please say yes and do not bone me. Please just marry meEeEeE.
Imagining Stede performing Charlie's Dayman proposal with all the elan of his 'Gentleman Pirate' debut to a (seemingly) unimpressed Ed.
JEREMY STRONG at the 2023 MET GALA
Don't you dare smile, my beautiful earth-toned stoic king.
Harvey Guillén, pretty in pink in Christian Siriano at the Met Gala 2023!
Okay, looks like the little guy's voguing now???
I could not stop thinking about how raccoon-eyes, Kraken-era Blackbeard resembles the Hamburglar and how no one here is talking about it. So...here is a rough sketch, done in the style of 'man-and-his-cat' glamour shots, to prove my point.
All I ask now is for a fanfic where Blackbeard's Bar and Grill and Other Delicacies and Delights and Fishing Equipment is beset by a burger stealing scamp (who might also be a certain Gentleman Pirate?). Or idk, maybe he *was* the Hamburglar in his youth. Fucking just please let me have this.
'U Wear It (Fine Things) Well' RuPaul X Stede Bonnet collab.
Is that anything or has the OFMD brain rot progressed?
It's ok.
Did I mainline Our Flag Means Death? Yes. But.
I am fucking ok.
Have I been listening to Miss Misery on repeat since? Sure and what about it? Like I said.
I am excellent.
Are there some Mitski and FJM songs I have queued up to play while I curate a reading list of the finest OFMD slashfics AO3 has to offer? As if that isn't a given after eps 9 & 10.
I know I seem mental but I'm fine.
Actually
Post-modern just means "confusing as fuck".
One thing about sex. I hate comfortable rituals. I like all sorts of positions at a lot of odd times of day, & really feel terrific and made new from every cell when I am done. I actually wondered at one point if Ted was sick. Well, of course, how can one keep up that intensity & variety every day & night for over 6 years. A biological and psychological impossibility I would think. And I have my pride. I mean, I was not schooled with love for 2 years by my French lover for nothing. I have in me a good tart
But I must say, I get a terrific sensual pleasure in being light & slender & fucking as well...What I don't want to be is an unfucked wife. I get bitter then, & cross. And I feel wasted. And I don't just mean the token American what-is-it twice a week, front to front, "thank you darling' either.
Even as SP's work continues wrongly to be subjected to superficial analysis and as she is reductively labeled the Patron Saint of Sad Girls, let us praise Heather Clark for including these ^^^ journal passages and not letting us forget that Sylvia Plath fucked. Who else was doing it like her? I'll wait.
Also, SP's Platinum Summer was the blueprint for Hot Girl Summer. Megan Thee Stallion, who? Chet Hanks, who? Your faves are shaking rn and their wigs are snatched. Sorry bout it.
@pscentral event 01: women ↳ JULIA LOUIS-DREYFUS as Selina Meyer in VEEP (2012 - 2019)
Oh, bam! I should be president, or something.
Veep: All bangers all the time
Might fuck around and do something productive later...posting Part 2 of the King of the Hill - The Secret History mashup aka Francis Forever, to the void.
Camilla upon noticing Charles follow Francis into the bathroom during the funeral.
Ah, leave it to a man to turn God’s house into a love shack.
Priscilla recounting how Francis asked her to marry him.
'I surely am not unfond of you, Priscilla, I tell you what.' What kind of marriage proposal is that?
Francis after his family forces him to apologize to Priscilla for trying to un-alive himself.
Priscilla, I know we’ve had our differences, but I was kinda hoping we could make up and not get married.
Francis explaining to Richard why Charles put Richard and only Richard on blast and then shot him in that hotel room.
Honey, friendship is about trust, and you, well you betrayed him. It was like a knife in his heart when you stuck that fork in his back.
Francis playing some word association game at that weird Swiss boarding school.
Happiness. Happ-i-ness. Ha-penis. Penis. I did it!
Francis's response whenever Grandfather Abernathy asks him why he doesn't date one of the nice girls at church.
Oh, I am more familiar with sinners than saints, my dear. And sinners always look good.
Francis after he claiming to Richard that he's having a heart attack for the 6th time and realizing that Richard no longer believes him.
Are you taking me to the vet?
Francis explaining why he never visited Richard in the hospital.
I was getting ready but I worked up an appetite looking for dress pants, so I ordered asparagus, and that ate up a chunk of time.
Henry asking Francis about a Hampden party he went to with just Richard and Bunny.
Henry: Hey Francis. How was the party today? Did Bunny do his famous flamingo? That's when he stands on one leg, that's not easy to do, even sober. Francis: No, all he did was fall flat on his face and embarrass himself, and us by association. We didn't even get a turn at the coke mirror.
