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Mallory, 18, Trashcan/Sinner

[psyce]

i wish british accents were real and weren’t just invented for the ppcu (peppa pig cinematic universe)

[ithoughtaboutus]

what is your favourite non-traditional bible verse?

[theshitneyspears]

You are still you, Simon. You are still the same son who your father depends on for everything and the same brother who always compliments his sister. You get to exhale now, Simon. You get to be more you than you have been in, in a very long time. You deserve everything you want.

[sailorbrazil]

this kinda makes me feel awful

[dioclit]

Were you a charlie the unicorn middle schooler, a salad fingers middle schooler, or a dont hug me im scared middle schooler?

[flipyeahkelly-deactivated202209]

terry crews could lift Thor’s hammer rb if u agree

[regbian-moved-to-lezbianz]

in case you guys wanna know what modern high school dances are like, at mine despacito came on and everyone t-posed around this one kid as he fortnite danced like his life depended on it

[donguata]

[sneakyfeets]

my wife’s so cute because we both love animals so much but her way is very pure and genuine whereas my family is:

me, holding up my cat: stinky

wife: no!! don’t be mean!!!

me, swaying him back and forth in the air: stinky bastard man

wife: No!!!!!!!!

my mother, not looking up from chopping veggies: naughty boy. brat cat

wife, distraught: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sneakyfeets]

In case anyone doubted the validity of my claims: 

[beatlesweatles]

The wife:

The mom:

[l0nely-smiles]

hey when the fuck are things gonna get easier

[chasemyrabbit]

Visit Original Link

Earth, Wind & Fire- September 

[b0ggyb1tch]

It’s time

[multitrackdrifting-deactivated2]

[00000000000000000001111-deactiv]

i’m glad 100k+ people think this is the mood too

[00000000000000000001111-deactiv]

happy september everyone

[00000000000000000001111-deactiv]

ITS THE 21ST OF SEPTEMBER

[thebootydiaries]

anyone know a doctor .. think i might have hep the tight is 😔

[itsjustabutton]

im a doctow! and a cewtified suwgeon! uwu

get weady, cebaus we awe gonna make you awwwww bettew!  =^-^=

[thebootydiaries]

u know what i’d rather die

[itsjustabutton]

THEN PEWISH

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

a collection of underrated tweets, part 2

(the series)

[pan-pizza]

6teen made a "reunion special" that's literally just an 8-minute PSA to register to vote.

I’m so confused and yet I never even a watched this show

[ankle-beez]

This feels like a fever dream

[antiandrogen]

hearing jen say “pussy” was not pleasant

[princetonsplainsboro]

The only relationship you haven’t quit on has been with me.

[brattylikestoeat]

Mute this. The music is annoying.

Follow @brattylikestoeat for more.

[spaghetti-doodle413]

this is what insomnia sounds like

[paprikanoir-deactivated20190515]

Soundtrack of Executive Dysfunction.

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

fam I’m over here having a laughing fit, tf is this music😭

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

no funny shit if u slowed this down and got sza on it itd be a hit 

[unproduciblesmackdown]

ron was going to be spiders. he just was.

[unproduciblesmackdown]

god just saw i forgot to put in the last one

[proinsiascassidy]

one of the most iconic moments in film history is when benny has all the H OR R SSESSS and is also on the wrong side of the R I V V ERRRRRR.

[superb-fairywren]

@zombeesknees