why is everyone british though

Hey there welcome to my blog~ Im consistent about literally nothing I post so youll probably see a lot of random shit here :D

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come back on this hell hole to find the picture I posted of my cat 5 YEARS AGO is still getting passed around

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having a cat means quickly closing the door so they don’t follow you into the bathroom

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Beginning last summer Twitter user @fuguhitman began illustrating his personal backlog of bird-bread puns. His first starchy birb was the Sparroll and he claims to have at least 20 to work through. With 9 completed thus far, we have one question for him: why did you wait so long to share these works of punny goodness with the world?

Follow @fuguhitman on Twitter to make sure you don’t miss out on the rest of the breadbird flock and little bonus birbs such as this chocolate chick cookie:

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IMPORTANT POST.

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current emotions

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spoiler without context for a single pale rose

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[evilrashida]

Some one cop me the Saint Laurent Roller Skate Pumps

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matching icons:

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Soooooooo I have a dog now

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*flips Cyrus off as i slowly descend into the depths of hell*

[theatomicpumpkin]

HERE YA GO LIBERATE.

[wasjopara]

*googles number i dont recognize calling me instead of answering*

[daisyjazzridley]

And he goes, “What are you?”     Which is fucking rude.

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Me, the person with memory problems, perfectly aware I have issues with memory: I don’t need to write this down, I’ll remember it

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dude do you ever think about how hard your 11 year old self would shit themselves if they saw your art style now