there are unlikeable characters, there are villains, and then there is Denethor.

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there are unlikeable characters, there are villains, and then there is Denethor.
Ilvermorny House Ghosts - Horned Serpent
- Benjamin Franklin -
Ben is most commonly found trying to do experiments somewhere. He was banned from experimenting in the common room after nearly lighting it on fire. But mostly, he helps out Horned Serpents when they are pulling all nighters and need help studying. (art by @inonibird )
- Alice Paul -
Alice and Samuel L. Clemens have struck up an unusual friendship. They like to sit and talk for hours about different things, including the suffragette movement. Alice can often be found marching around the school yelling, “Votes for Women.” This is usually met with the yelled response of, “WE ALREADY HAVE VOTES ALICE!” (art by @taryndraws )
- Henry Ford -
Henry is intrigued with what the no-majs have done with his company. Whenever Horned Serpents have group projects he will usually advise them to do their project like an assembly line, each person doing a different part. The students will convince him they know what they’re doing, but after much persistence, they give in and do what he suggests. But they never admit his way actually did work out better. (art by unknown)
- Upton Sinclair -
A true muckraker at heart, Sinclair is always trying to find things out. That one time all the Horned Serpent students were getting bad grades in the same class? He went “undercover” and found out that the teacher had a grudge against the house and was giving them bad grades on purpose. (art by Christoph Hitz)
- Samuel L. Clemens (Mark Twain) -
When he’s not with Alice Paul, he can be found lounging around the common room or exploring the grounds. Every Horned Serpent has read his books, and often get into literary debates with him. Only Horned Serpents call him by his real name, everyone else calls him Mark Twain. (art by @alyssatallent )
People need to realize that there’s a difference between straight people and Straight People™
Straight person: Hey, you got a new haircut. Looks really good.
Straight Person™: No homo, but your haircut looks good on you.
In case you were confused 👌
This is so true though! Likey two closest friends and I all consider our selves straight but with one friend every time I hug her or change in her general vicinity she'll be like no homo no homo. My other friend will like shout "I love you!!!!!" When we pass each other in the hall and will rest her head on my shoulder when she's tired.
Han is all “there’s to much Vader in him,” without mentioning that there is too much Vader in Leia too.
Like, Bail Organa, bless his poor poor soul, tried to politician the Vader out of her. He tried SO FUCKING HARD.
But the fact that she abandoned politics to be a General in the Resistance says a lot about her similarities to Anakin Skywalker.
See, people get it wrong. They assume because Luke got the blond hair and the lightsaber that he is Anakin’s child. He’s not. He’s Padme’s.
Leia, though. Leia is very much Anakin’s child. She is the one with the deep anger in her. She is the one who will bring peace to her new empire freedom and justice back to the galaxy whether the galaxy wants it or not. She is the one who commands armies and amasses followers as easy as breathing. She joined the Rebellion while she was in her teens. She is the one with the spirit of a warrior.
Don’t get me wrong; Bail Organa did his damnedest to raise her in the mold of her mother, fighting her battles in the halls of power with words as her weapons. And she was very good at it. But unlike Padme, Leia’s words always had an edge to them, her tone and meaning always a little too sharp, a little too angry.
Peace and mercy are the trademarks of Luke and Padme. Justice and order, obtained by whatever means necessary, are the marks of Leia and Anakin.
#you just know if she had a lightsaber on the death star she would have pulled a tusken massacre on the bridge #tarkin vader the techs everyone #dead as soon as she could reach them
How the throne room scene actually should’ve gone:
“If you will not turn to the Dark Side, perhaps she will.”
“Pffffthahahahaha yeah, okay Dad, let me know how that turns out. Look, the reason I’m here instead of her is because I want you alive and not a cloud of vaporized plastic. You know she strangled Jabba the Hutt with the chain he put around her neck, right? That’s what she does to people who try to control her. Better tell your Emperor you’re not allowed to have any more ideas.”
#this is so true it’s beautiful#I bet Vader almost felt glad every time Luke turned up with the lightsaber when they faced off#Vader was like ‘Oh thank the Force it’s the nice one that got the lightsaber skills’
Okay but imagine if Tom Riddle had applied for the DADA Position and maybe he puts Dumbledore under the Imperius Curse or maybe Dumbledore wants to keep an eye on him or maybe Dumbledore just doesn’t care about the safety of his students (probably that one) but either way, Tom Riddle gets the position.
Things are fine for the first few years. He keeps a very low profile. The students all fawn over him and a rumor spreads that someone once saw him entering the girl’s bathroom on the second floor. But other than that, he’s just another professor. He fits in well. Never does anything suspicious. Of course he’s got a master plan but he knows that Dumbledore’s keeping an annoyingly close eye on him. So he lays low.
And then 1971 comes around.
Tom Riddle gets to his classroom early and sets everything up.
A few students come early. He appreciates that. He engages the Slytherins in a conversation about the Knights of Walpurgis.
This is the year, he decides. This is the year that he’s going to set the ball in motion. This is the year that will mark the beginning of the end for the Mudbloods. This is the year that the students of Hogwarts will know the power of Lord Voldemort - Heir of Salazar Slytherin.
And then the door to the classroom bursts open.
And in swagger the Marauders.
This is actually a pretty hard question
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NO but guys I’m like allergic to everything so I sneeze an average of ten times a day, but at the same time I have four little sister 6-14 years younger than me. Do you see my problem?
It was scarier than we thought!
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Okay what really fucking gets me is that I spent 90% of the last two summers working so I could buy a car. No biggy right? Well not only did I buy the car with my money but I have to work a job while taking THREE college and AP classes, with 3-4 extra curricular activities, and applying for colleges and scholarships so that I can pay for gas and insurance. Not to mention my Dad taking 4-5 hours of my time on a Saturday to teach my all the “basic” systems of a car when I don't really give a rats ass about it. Any who, the minute I don’t text my mom where I am or alert her that I arrived home she threatens to take away MY car the one that I have spent the majority of two years savings on!!! Never mind the fact that she could have just looked in the garage, or walked up the stairs to my room, or that I didn’t get her phone calls because I was doing homework and my phone was still on silent from church. And I can’t call her out her bluff that we need another driver in the family because then she’ll get mad at me and take away my phone (which is another thing that she doesn’t and has never paid for) or ban me from going to the extra curricular activities I actually care about not the ones she’s forced me to join or from going to the movies with my friends with money that I’ve earned!!!!
Exchange students between Magical Schools??
Okay, so J.K Rowling released the North American school, Ilvermorny and I was wondering (And someone probably had this revelation already) what if there was a couple of exchange students that wanted to study abroad for their last year or something? And they would get sorted the way Ilvermorny does it. Or they could be put in the different versions they have of Hogwarts houses, like the horned serpent is Ravenclaw and the pukwudgie could be Hufflepuff or something!
I actually wrote a kind of headcannon for this recently, but it was more about Hogwarts students being so confused at how diverse North American witches and wizards are.
| HOGWARTS | ILVERMORNY | MOTTOS | Gryffindor + Pukwudgie “Courage over fear, heart over mind.” Gryffindor + Thunderbird “You can never cross the ocean unless you have the courage to lose sight of the shore.” Gryffindor + Horned Serpent “Courage is the power of the mind to overcome fear.” Gryffindor + Wampus “It is better to find the courage to fight than the strength to run.” Hufflepuff + Pukwudgie “Your heart knows the way. Run in that direction.” Hufflepuff + Thunderbird “A bird is safe in its nest but that is not what its wings are made for.” Hufflepuff + Horned Serpent “Kindness is more important than wisdom. Recognising it is the beginning of wisdom.” Hufflepuff + Wampus “Never give up without a fight.”
Ravenclaw + Pukwudgie “Always keep an open mind and a compassionate heart.” Ravenclaw + Thunderbird “The pursuit of knowledge is never ending. The day you stop seeking it is the day you stop growing.” Ravenclaw + Horned Serpent “Knowledge can be communicated but not wisdom. One can find it, live it, be fortified by it, but one cannot communicate and teach it.” Ravenclaw + Wampus “A mind needs books as a sword needs a whetstone if it is to keep its edge.” Slytherin + Pukwudgie “Your love makes me strong, your hate makes me unstoppable.” Slytherin + Thunderbird “I don’t want to pass the time. I want to grab hold of it and leave my mark on the world.” Slytherin + Horned Serpent “Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings.” Slytherin + Wampus “I know what I’m capable of; I’m a warrior. I’m someone to fear, not hunt.”
i have a headcanon that after the second wizarding war, muggle technology got sort of integrated into hogwarts to allow closer communication with muggle friends and family
so they have like phones and stuff to use to call home
little daisy dursley calls home on her first day of school
Daisy: “Daddy, I made it into Ravenclaw!”
Dudley: “Oh, Ravenclaw, the, um–” [covers receiver and turns to Harry] “What the hell does that mean?”
Harry: “Smart house.”
Dudley: [goes back to Daisy] “THE SMART HOUSE! Oh, I am so proud of you!”
Okay so I was thinking about Ilvermorny and Hogwarts doing something like a foreign exchange program, and considering how diverse North America is it would totally freak out the Hogwarts students. Because let’s be honest Hogwarts is not very diverse so when the Ilvermorny students arrive they won’t know what hit them. Like there’s a pure blood from Mexico who can trace their ancestors back to the Aztec Empire and is constantly talking about the old blood rituals that was passed down in his/her family and complains about how magic users have gone soft. Then there’s this muggleborn boy from inner city New York that’s really good at defense but during duels he’ll usually just drop his wand and deal with his opponent the muggle/no-maj way. Next would be a half-blood girl from way down south that calls everyone suga’ and darlin’ and says things that none of the Hogwarts students understand like “I’m as stuffed as a tick on the backside of a dog in the heat of summer”. Then there’s a Canadian student that’s nice to everyone bit always gets into heated arguments about why hockey is the best sport ever. Just think of all the possibilities think of the Hogwarts students reactions.
Boaz is worth waiting for
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Does anyone else get mad over how Bela Talbot was 14 years old and being sexually abused by her father while her mother did nothing to protect her, so she made a deal before she even had the chance to have a life and she had to run because no one would believe her and everyone sided with her parents and she was always on a time limit so she tried her best to do something for herself and in the end she pleaded for help and didn’t even receive comforting words because Dean was too wrapped up in his own fear and Bela Talbot signed her life away as a teenager and struggled to survive that day on, only to die at 24, with the last words she ever heard from another person being “I’ll see you in Hell.”
And she’s always boiled down to as “sassy” in best case and “bitch” more commonly.
Scott made it easy again this year
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*buys Scott a $15 dollar gift card to a store/restaurant that he absolutely hates.*