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sup peeps

[breya-etherium-shaper]

*multiplies you by 1*

Ach im the exact same but a process has occurred

[wormtoxin]

i go through a bloody and elaborate transformation into a beast and at the end i’m 9 feet tall w/ claws and horns, but i just do the dishes

[politijohn]

An incredible update on CO’s STAR program^^

[newjadeboots13-deactivated20240]

Hey yall!! the reason this exists is because we elected ppl like Candi CeDe Baca to the city council and she fights for unions and students and poor people and also because we broke so many of DPD and APD's things so much they had to listen to us. keep fighting. change happens.

[ryuuna]

cactus beatdowns are definitely the answer to ppl making her sister do unnecessary labor

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

when george h.w. bush was naming george w. bush he was like you can have most of my name... but i'm keeping herbert. ok bro 😂😂

[rottingfacade]

As an empath I can tell when the microwave is about to be done before it even beeps

[danndesigns]

Once I’ve finished pondering my orb I begin orbiting my pond

[funnytwittertweets]

[shipsterella]

Free Britney Advocates Plan Rally to Support Star Trek's Nichelle Nichols

Free Britney Advocates Plan Rally to Support Star Trek's Nichelle Nichols

After assisting Britney Spears with her conservatorship, supporters have now switched focus to the #FreeNichelle movement.

[angrywarrior69]

“In 2013, Nichelle Nichols asked me to ‘have her back’ and I continue to do so," says Fawcette, a producer, CEO, activist, Kasem Cares board member, and member of the NAACP. "After four years of fighting in Court for her Human and Civil Rights, Nichelle still has not been allowed to go to court. Her Son/Conservator has denied her of her life wishes, he sold the one and only home that she wanted to live and die in, denied her the ability to go to court, denied her access to her friends, and placed her on a retirement tour when she never wanted to retire. This case is the sad normal in our country, yet much like Britney's case, it has the ability to affect the hundreds of thousands of other abusive Conservatorships across this Country. How long will the powers that be allow the Elderly, the Disabled, and the Vulnerable to be stripped of their rights? I love Nichelle and I will fight for her rights until she gets them back.”

#FreeNichelle #FreeNichelleNichols

[utopians]

stepped on a plum (overripe plum) (barefoot) it was on the driveway got out of the car and accidentally (didn't know it was there) stepped on the plum (warm) (on the ground) (it had fallen from the tree) barefoot (no shoes) wearing long pants (too long) (need to hem them) plum viscera got on them (the pants) unexpected plum on the driveway (hot plum) (97 degrees out) already super hungover (throwing up all morning) (should not have been driving at all) and I stepped out of the car (black car) (97 degrees out) and onto the plum (unexpected) (didn't know the plum was there) and it burst (plum nightmare on my only good pair of sweatpants) still we find ways to keep ourselves going from day to day

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

OP I fucking dare you to write a novel

[brainless-moe-white-lotus]

An activate charcoal AND grapefruit smoothie called "what will your meds do ;)"

[the-killswitch-deactivated20200]

Actually its a juice

[queerforscience]

Wait no this was a joke

[kaijuno]

you're on antidepressants and you drink this you meet the devil

[goldenjedi]

Ok I just want to say activated charcoal is really good for you. Especially if you have an upset stomach. Take it, and it'll absorb all the toxins in your stomach and make you feel better.

Natural remedies are good. They do work. And we shouldn't make fun of them.

[noping-out-deactivated20241117]

You know how they give activated charcoal to dogs and cats if they get into your meds or drink coolant or anything else toxic? That’s because it binds with meds and carries them out of your system without them interacting with your body.

If you’re on meds and drink this bullshit you’re not on your meds today, champ. You may as well have flushed them down the toilet. So kiss goodbye to your blood pressure meds/antidepressants/anything else you’re on and if you’re on the pill I hope you’re ready to be a mom.

Among its other charming traits, activated charcoal can prevent your body from digesting food and absorbing nutrients and oh yeah side effects can include “diarrhea, constipation, vomiting, and blockage of the digestive tract.” (Source)

But ya know, “really good for you.” 🙄

[genderfluidfish]

This is gonna be a very unpopular opinion but I don't care

Activated charcoal is a medication, not a food additive, and should not be taken if you're not sick. It absorbs toxins, as well as other chemicals in your stomach. And by toxins I mean actual toxic stuff when you accidentally poison yourself. Not the mysterious "toxins" you get rid of when you "detox". "Detox" is bullshit. You detox by having a working liver. If you're alive and not currently dying of liver failure, odds are you liver is working and therefore you don't need to detox and eat activated charcoal when you're not having food poisoning.

You wouldn't just make yourself an ibuprofen latte, so stop putting activated charcoal in everything.

[thechronicpainlife]

“You wouldn't just make yourself an ibuprofen latte, so stop putting activated charcoal in everything.”

Just in case someone missed it

[vforvictoriaregina]

Also incredibly important

[goosewithajob]

Also, on the off chance the activated charcoal doesn’t immediately suck everything out of your body, grapefruit is literally the (second) worst possible thing you can eat or drink when you’re on medication, as it interacts with a LOT of them, and you should always double check- https://www.fda.gov/consumers/consumer-updates/grapefruit-juice-and-some-drugs-dont-mix

[magdalyna]

ah yes, activated charcoal and grapefuit, the potion of Fuck Your Meds

[januarycitrus]

okay but the way that andrew garfield caught mj not with his webs (like gwen) but with this whole body wrapped around her to guarantee that she'd be safe????

you can see in his face that fate be damned, he will not have tom's spidey go through what he had to go through and he will not let it happen again, not while he's still alive and you can see him starting to forgive himself for what he couldn't do before and

oh look i'm crying now

[buckypascal]

Peter 2 & 3 asserting Spider Dominance

↳ requested by anon(s)

[outofcontextdiscord]

[lesbian-toddhoward]

im going to fucking die

[tigerleggies-deactivated2019121]

I will reblog this ever damn time I see it because it is my favorite thing anyone has ever made

[slimescholar]

one of the Disco Elysium animators loved this video so much he recreated the whole thing using the game’s character models

no I’m not making this up

[meerschweinchen-archive]

your twenties are Also about discovering that you’re not a bad person in all the ways you believed you were but you’re a bad person in completely new and exciting ways

[ghost-in-the-stalls]

Me requesting PDFs from my school library in the middle of the night and the librarian sending me those PDFs 10 minutes after I submit the request connecting telepathically