Dear John Letters

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[bluescalene]

I find this to be a very apt song for my current mood.

Just sitting here, waiting for that signal from John.

[bluescalene]

Selfies

Been awhile since I’ve seen one of those Bee selfie posts. There’s only so long a girl can look at you through CCTV without having to deal with bubblingmeme hijacking the feed.

Show a little love.

[bubblingmeme]

Without me hijacking what, Chuck?

[bluescalene]

Well, if you’ll get corporeal long enough, that is.

[aseaofquotes]

Dan Wells, Mr. Monster

[bluescalene]

Selfies

Been awhile since I’ve seen one of those Bee selfie posts. There’s only so long a girl can look at you through CCTV without having to deal with bubblingmeme hijacking the feed.

Show a little love.

[weirdnonfiction-blog]

I see a lot of young people on this website joking about the Illuminati. So I’d just like to get out here an say that the Illuminati are NOT a joke.

[bluescalene]

I don’t know. They seem pretty funny to me.

[tsundere-tsunemori-deactivated2]

What kind of training did you get? I never really... I was sorta tossed into things, and nobody could help that, and I got through it so that's all good, but still. I'm kinda curious!

It was mostly weapons training and a couple of classes on what to expect.  I don’t think it is offered to everyone as lots of Templars I’ve talked to didn’t get it.  I did ask my recruiter about it so maybe that’s why.  I was all about wanting to be a comic book superhero - i got a costume and everything.  But before I could get out the door, the Templar recruiter was there.   

[mentarnes]

In my case it was mandatory, though also sorely needed. Mostly it was control and focus. I still get forced to come back for training days sometimes, usually when the boss thinks I “need discipline”

[kingsmouthkid]

Huh. Cool. By the time I actually GOT to London I had already like, learned a lot and stuff, so I never really… was told to go, though maybe I should. I mean I wailed on the dummies in the Crucible but still. 

I dunno if I like, ‘need’ it but I might try some anyways. I’m always up for learning new ways to shove my foot up evil’s ass. :DDD

[lightlyvexingxo-deactivated2015]

I actually stayed at the Crucible for a couple of weeks. Apparently I was a ‘security risk’ and had to learn ‘basic control’. But I spent a lot of time going through their files so win win i guess. Um, I was recruited by a mentor I knew from high school if that helps?

[mentarnes]

Hello fellow security risk who needs control! I was stuck there for a few months after I joined. They wouldn’t let me have internet access either. But getting control was part of why I went to London

[matovilka]

Templar training sounds boring. Dragon is much more fun. There’s oral sex involved.

[tsundere-tsunemori-deactivated2]

That’s so disgusting and messed up.

[thedapperdetectivestories]

I was trained by the Jingu clan.

[kingsmouthkid]

There is wHAT involved in dragon training??!!?

[bluescalene]

Reasons I ran those multi-factoin training teams #1

[bluescalene]

I stopped by to bring the kids some fresh food and supplies on my way back into the field. Bottled water, soap, microwaveable food, fresh underwear.

Bingo cola. Sigh.

[aseaofquotes]

Rohinton Mistry, A Fine Balance

[bluescalene]

bubblingmeme

[kingsmouthkid]

This job gets to you sometimes. I have to remember that normal people don’t do what I do. I have to remember they can’t fight like I can.

I got in a fight today and almost killed the other guy. I didn’t. But I could have. I almost did.

It…

[kingsmouthkid]

I…. Don’t have any weed. I’m not sure that’s a good idea either. I don’t wanna be out of it if something happens.

But- you’re not wrong.

The good news is every tie I had to the mundane world is long since obliterated. I was just taking Volk to the vet to get his shots, and had to go into London proper.

[bluescalene]

Look, bring him to me next time, okay? I used to assist in a veterinarian’s clinic. I think I can handle some basic shots.

Also get some weed, or something else to take the edge off. I don’t know, some of those hippy dippy types swear by yoga. I corner my husband, personally.

My point is, the world’s ending but that’s no excuse to not take some you time. 

[kingsmouthkid]

I may, actually. Thanks. Volk is my backup in a fight, and my buddy. So he has to stay healthy. 

I guess I should be glad Volk didn’t take exception to him, or the guy really would be dead and I’d have to explain awkward things.

[bluescalene]

Yeah yeah yeah. Whatever it takes to keep you from losing your baby red shit and making a mess for me to clean up.

[kingsmouthkid]

This job gets to you sometimes. I have to remember that normal people don’t do what I do. I have to remember they can’t fight like I can.

I got in a fight today and almost killed the other guy. I didn’t. But I could have. I almost did.

It…

[kingsmouthkid]

I…. Don’t have any weed. I’m not sure that’s a good idea either. I don’t wanna be out of it if something happens.

But- you’re not wrong.

The good news is every tie I had to the mundane world is long since obliterated. I was just taking Volk to the vet to get his shots, and had to go into London proper.

[bluescalene]

Look, bring him to me next time, okay? I used to assist in a veterinarian's clinic. I think I can handle some basic shots.

Also get some weed, or something else to take the edge off. I don't know, some of those hippy dippy types swear by yoga. I corner my husband, personally.

My point is, the world's ending but that's no excuse to not take some you time. 

[kingsmouthkid]

This job gets to you sometimes. I have to remember that normal people don’t do what I do. I have to remember they can’t fight like I can.

I got in a fight today and almost killed the other guy. I didn’t. But I could have. I almost did.

It just… Happened. I didn’t even register- like he was so lucky I didn’t have my gloves, cause…

I need food. And- and idk, a movie, or something.

Fuck. Jesus fuck.

[bluescalene]

Kid. Relax.

[kingsmouthkid]

I nearly hurt an innocent- well ok he wasn’t innocent but he was not evil! And I nearly….

[bluescalene]

I'm not going to sugar coat this for you. Shit's going to happen. The main thing is, cover your tracks if it does. This is why so many of us cut most of our ties and interactions with the mundane world.

The nicer way of putting it is: more shit will happen if you don't calm down. If you aren't calm, you aren't in control. If you aren't in control, you're going to fry someone. Trust me, I know first hand.

Roll a fucking joint.

[kingsmouthkid]

This job gets to you sometimes. I have to remember that normal people don’t do what I do. I have to remember they can’t fight like I can.

I got in a fight today and almost killed the other guy. I didn’t. But I could have. I almost did.

It just… Happened. I didn’t even register- like he was so lucky I didn’t have my gloves, cause…

I need food. And- and idk, a movie, or something.

Fuck. Jesus fuck.

[bluescalene]

Kid. Relax.

[hate-to-blake-it-to-you]

IN-GAME IN-CHARACTER TSW SELFIE TIME: GO!!!

#i hate blue mountain #h a t e

[fuckyeahtsw]

#chillin with bingo#KawaiiestIlluminati around

[payneinthearsenal]

Grabbing selfies when I get home.

neptunes-son, professional-ninja-turtle, this is your FYI.

[s-rosewood]

#snapsnaphoney

[black-wolfe-rynn]

[she-says-she]

I’m such a good Templar.

Sometimes.

The Dragon considers.

[bluescalene]

Husband took the picture. Figure since I own him, it still counts as a selfie.

[ask-the-pyramidion]

There will be mandatory drug tests starting tomorrow at 8 AM.

Please inject your drugs now.

[bluescalene]

Way ahead of you, boss.

[aseaofquotes]

S.L. Jennings, Fear of Falling

[ask-the-pyramidion]

Hey, what are some approved songs for when we're out curb stomping your enemies?

1. [Warning: NSFW]

2. [ Fistful of Fuck You - Faderhead ]

3. [ Still Breathing - Kem Secksdiin ]

4. [ Ready To Die - Andrew WK ]

5. [ Last Man Standing - Hammerfall ] 

6. [ Short Changed Hero - The Heavy ] 

7. Personal favorite to curb stomp to: [ FPS - Blue Stahli ]

8. [ Bring Back The Glory - Zardonic ] 

9. [ Bombshell - Powerman 5000 ] 

10. [ Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss - The Bloodhound Gang ]

[bluescalene]

Thank you. 

[slightly-immortal-cameraman]

So apparently I missed some giant Oscars roaming around?

Anyone mind filling me in  what happened?

[bluescalene]

Blingzilla showed up at Gaia's behest.

Blingzilla got put down with a vengeance.

So unless you're a fan of killing really giant things and the flailing involved therein, you didn't miss much.