Sporadic Aspirations

Hi I'm Blue! Im 28 (they/them). Commissions are currently closed. Feel free to ask me anything! 

[heaveninawildflower]

‘The Ace of Hearts’ (Taishô–early Shôwa era) from the series ‘Youth’ by Kobayashi Kaichi (Japanese, 1896-1968).

Postcard. Woodblock print published by Sakuraiya.

Image and text information courtesy MFA Boston.

[bluesnails]

Talking about the birth of mpreg with the young Gen Xer down the street was not on my bingo card for today but it happened.

[wowwforever]

if you told vin diesel fast and the furious you were gay he'd be like "Some people like driving stick…some people like driving automatic…what matters is you cross the finish line.." and then he'd rev up a dodge challenger and drive through a building and kill 16 people

[boogerwookiesugarcookie]

he literally did in the fourth one when he's asked if he likes cars more than women

[explorerrowan]

If you asked if he was cool with trans people, he'd probably say "sometimes, aftermarket parts are the only way to get the vehicle you really want. Everyone should have the right to hot rod."

[orcboxer]

[sparrowlucero]

all bark no bite

(available on my kofi as adoptables!)

[spicymochi]

choose your fav tiny seal

[spicymochi]

These tiny seals are now sticker sheets in my shop!!

[geezmarty]

Character sheet commissions are open, with a DND or ALT version! All info in the form, If the link still works it means I'm still open :^)

Reblogs very much appreciated! 💖

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[395nm]

Fuck Meyer-Briggs whatever typology. This INTFP shit is only for redditors up their own asses to substitute for a personality. Use my new typology instead!

Your ideal environment is:

Hot/Cold

Wet/Dry

Bright/Dark

Loud/Quiet

[bedupolker]

HWBL - beach boy

HWBQ - tropical fish

HWDL - dingy club bathroom hookup

HWDQ - the swamp woman

HDBL - CoachellaBurningmanSouthbysouthwestACL attendee

HDBQ - Lizard

HDDL - Vegas babeyyyy

HDDQ - Trapped in a slot canyon

CWBL - Rowdy Lobsterman Crew

CWBQ - penguin living

CWDL - port angeles basement show

CWDQ - bruminating amphibian/hypothermic mammal

CDBL - ski resort

CDBQ - Christmas in Nebraska

CDDL - mcmurdo station rave

CDDQ - corpse

[todaysbird]

the red-chested flufftail is a small bird closely related to rails and finfoots, both primarily marsh-dwelling birds. this bird also prefers swamp and marsh habitats; they are found in portions of south & sub-saharan africa. they are named for their unique short, fluffy tail with exposed downy feathers. males have a rust-colored head and chest and black body marked with white dots. females have an almost entirely brown body with paler white dots. these birds are very secretive and rarely observed in the field.

[todaysbird]

these look like Easter chickens as a concept

[todaysbird]

SNIPE SUNDAY BABY

[bluesnails]

There are around 40 caterpillars on my butterfly plant so gotta do a caterpillar donation to my local butterfly sanctuary lol.

[pardalote]

It's been a while since I bombarded you all with a swarm of beetle photos. So here are some beetles I've stitched, including some little peeks under 'the hood'. :D

[astargatelover]

@onenicebugperday

[pragnificent]

This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years. 

If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life. 

[thingsamylikes]

I reblogged her late last year and my 2024 has been very satisfying work-wise and (secure enough to not stress out) money-wise so far. Money Snake is wise and good.

[lemonsharks]

always reblog money snake

[mosshopper]

Small bug illustrations from a scrapped bug zine that would have been about taking time to appreciate the small creatures around us.

Monochrome drawings because I'd wanted it to be a photocopy zine folks could just print and fold themselves.

[bluesnails]

another one , she has a lil grub plush

[bluesnails]

posting some of my doodles!

[equivocations]

documented a friend's elopement in on location watercolor sketches. lucky me they chose the Wandering Goose for our big family meal 🍙 it was incredibly rainy and windy outside which made the inside all the more cozy ~

[hotvampireadjacent]

[bluesnails]

For international womens day I went with my toddler to the ren faire, and a hot lady knight thanked me for my cheers and let us pet her horse and then later she won the joust to the death so, yeah it was a good day C: