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[id: first image is an edited meme of a man, labeled "L&Co fandom," crouching and smiling as he flashes a peace sign next to a freshly dug grave labeled "2 years of waiting with barely any crumbs."

second image is a screenshot of post by Jonathan Stroud announcing Lockwood and Co TV series being green-lit with a doodle of the skull in the jar delivering the news. the date of the post is december 14, 2020./end id]

happy two year anniversary of show getting green-lit

vryfmi

happy four year anniversary!

oleander-teacup

and with your help it can rack up 700k notes on tumblr in 2024

no tumblr this doesnt need tags im releasing it into the wild as god intended

i-will-not-be-caged

I feel like we need to talk more about how fucking boring depression can be. I pick up a book and can’t read more than a few sentences, a chapter if I’m lucky, before I can’t focus. I knit two rows of something and then can’t continue. I scroll through all the different options of shows I haven’t watched without clicking on any of them. I hop from app to app looking for content that will spark literally any single emotion. It’s not even 10am and I already feel like I’m just waiting until it’s time to go back to bed.

I hate it I hate it I hate it

kosmogrl

thememedaddy

variablejabberwocky

#animals might not be able to parse sentences but this is on you for putting the words baby and walk in the same string (x)

armengoldira

alexaloraetheris

I feel like a pizza chef and a glass blower would have fantastic cultural exchanges.

meangirlnurse

in real life you will probably not respond to harassment in a sexy, clever, scripted way where you come out with the upper hand and everyone claps. you will freeze up and your moment will pass, or your voice will shake when you tell them to stop and you’ll realize two minutes later that you’re gross and sweaty and sticky from the adrenaline. maybe you’ll be on the ball and answer in a way you actually think is pretty smart and get ignored, or they’ll get more aggressive when you mouth off to them. you almost never will walk away feeling victorious. you walk away feeling uncomfortable and relieved that it’s over. you’ll think about it later and imagine that maybe you could have said something else. maybe you’ll feel ashamed that you weren’t quicker-witted, weren’t able to cut them down to size, weren’t able to avoid that lingering sick feeling in the pit of your stomach, as though there’s some kind of magical words you could have said that would have left you feeling less powerless. there really aren’t.

gwynndolynnequincy-deactivated2

Honestly this is such an important lesson to learn. If someone threatens, belittles, or verbally assaults you, you will likely feel bad, no matter how you respond. Please don’t beat yourself up for feeling emotions that are perfectly healthy and justified.

utterlyunawarewriter

Lockwood: Time for plan G.

Lucy: Don't you mean plan B?

Lockwood: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.

Kipps: What about plan D?

Lockwood: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.

George: What about plan E?

Lockwood: I'm hoping not to use it. Kipps dies in plan E.

Skull: I like plan E.

tauindi

you will see newborn people with not even a single life experience in the replies of tumblr posts

nocturn-alpaca

"are they lovers?"

worse. it's a sports anime

artyphex

“There are no female aliens in our game because we don’t know how to make a female version of this alien” You know that alien you just designed? That male alien? Give it a female voice actor and have characters refer to it as she. That’s it. That’s literally all you have to do

Make her shorter if you must

Make her BIGGER if you aren’t a coward

moonwatcher13

Take your male alien bodytype, make her like 4 feet taller, give her an extra set of arms and sharper teeth, and as muscular as shit.

Boom.

skywalkerchick1138

femmeangel13

gay

teaboot

No, actually, I don't think my indoor cat would be happier if he could free-roam. For one thing, the feather-toys inside have never died on him mid-playtime, and I feel like that might be a disappointment

teaboot

As though predetermined by fate I awoke this morning to Ollie standing on top of my chest, fur slightly-damp, and when I went downstairs to investigate whatever shenanigans he had somehow gotten into I found that the back door had somehow blown open in the night.

He has never had unsupervised access to the outdoors before but it appears he stepped outside, found it to be raining slightly, and decided "fuck this shit, I'm getting Dad"

teaboot