[oodlyenough]

a thing about me is i basically never notice a wig or other kind of hairpiece in tv/movies. it has to be party city territory for me to even twig it. people will complain about characters' wigs looking bad and i will nod along but there is like a 90% chance i did not notice for a second while watching. i consider this mostly a blessing.

[stagbeetleboy]

Ok if we exclude Palpatine who has the gayest lightsaber?

[stagbeetleboy]

This is Palpatine’s lightsaber btw. He duel wields.

[stagbeetleboy]

Actually it’s genius. It’s is a foolproof design if you don’t want to get caught with a lightsaber

*goes through chancellor’s desk drawers and finds this*

*slowly closes drawer and never mentions it*

[wolviecat]

If you see something…say nothing and drink to forget

[saul-tortellini]

It can't possibly be that blat-

[for-those-who-wait]

Forgetting your friend is both blind and a professional ragebaiter

[nyenye0701]

some descriptions and body language of book rocky from memory

[wavezies]

big fan of strattland being a little too comfortable in each others' space and weirding everyone else out completely straight-faced

[torsnach]

Fool me once I kill myself on the spot

[sketchupnfries]

Since Rocky and Grace have access to a ton of video games on the Hail Mary, I figured eventually they'd play Just Dance during their trip to Erid

[pansyfemme]

sometimes i struggle to use the word ‘bootlicker’ in a negative sense because of sexual desires i will not disclose here

[bagofcoldnoodles]

Is it licking boots?

[pansyfemme]

because of sexual desires i will not disclose here.

[robotrocky]

Rocky Said How The Fuck Is My Fucking Sweetie Pee

[capitanpoops]

oh no he's hot

[fuckhugeoctopus]

For years, sci-fi has asked, what if aliens were wetter than us. Project Hail Mary posits a new, daring question. What if we are the wet aliens

[sharkfiinn]

cmere white boy lemme study you

inspired by @pineappical (´ω｀) i love talking to u about grace and rocky pls never shut up king

[fibfoolingart]

a visitor on the biodome!!

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Do you think a monster is capable of fear? I think when he has something he loves, it starts to understand fear.

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Wait!! It's not over!! There is still more! It'll just take longer to post them as I have yet to finish them so please be patient! Thank you for all the love you have shown this au and it's truly my pleasure to be making these stories! There will be joy in the Hail Mary!! Trust!

@theplanetmarzz @littleredhotsridinghood @masaki-komi @almost-villainous @nerdylittlebugcreature @ink1177 @disabilitywrathmonth @planetaryleo @immaspidermenace @sillybilly0098 @sadcookiecrumb @wishuponme-inthesky @foreveramaeamazeamaze @sir-companioncube @taffyfairy @cats-cant-draw @skythealmighty @itsjustmebluesilly @blue-lothcat @lilith-eats-the-stars @tainted-petals @slow-reboot @blanksight @musical-sappho @pastelthewritingfox @the-luminous-jellyfish @oliversbloginfo @reallarks @bitchboythepyro @elliot-the-arthole @lunardragon31415 @nuciance-to-society @felixthebee

GIRL DINNER!! COME AND GET YOUR GIRL DINNER!!

[wolfythewitch]

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