new name time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey there! Pfp by 17lemonsunderthesea

[blurdos-snerbus]

Hiya! Pinned post time!

Oh hey, there's nothing here

throws this at you fmhy.net

[reddherring777]

I think its funny that people used to demonize Wikipedia for being managed and updated by people. Which is bad for information, something famously managed and updated by people.

[rodserlingofficial]

"Who better to be the shepherds of knowledge than thousands of people just like you and me?"

[creepymutelilbugger]

i can't imagine a world in which i haven't put this video on my page

[inkary]

"it's time to surface, (unintelligible, possibly "back to people), the vacation is over. oh blyat, a grenade. what sort of moron keeps the...-boom-"

[spainy-spoon]

Can't help but appreciate how well the body language translates through VR.

The frantic head turning while looking for a place to stash the grenade, the double take as they realize the drawer they chose was FULL of grenades, and the "WTF" hand gesture as they point in disbelief at the drawer full of grenades? Chef's kiss.

[etrianodysseyobsession-hd-deact]

POV you’re Wile E Coyote

[ophilosoraptoro]

No translation neccessary

[no-one-offical]

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[thegreatyin]

big fan of when characters meet another version of themselves and their first instinct is to literally physically kill their doppelganger with their own two hands. which could mean absolutely nothing.

[mattymouse16]

The best magicians don't reveal their tricks.

[delinquentbookworm]

one time I went over to a friend's house and their housemate was making paper in the living room, and we saw this big tub full of water they were using to dissolve old scrap paper into a slurry, and everyone was immediately like "oh, you need scrap paper?" and started turning out their jacket pockets and producing expired coupons and bus tickets and crumpled receipts and old shopping lists and whatever else they'd been carrying round with them for no good reason, and passing it all to the paper-making housemate to make sure it was suitable before it got torn up and dropped into the tub, while people took turns stirring the slurry with a big wooden stick. it was strangely ritualistic, like presenting an offering to some kind of temple elder for inspection before placing it in a watery shrine to be devoured and reformed. pulp for the pulp god.

[bladearchives]

doodles!! I love my rivalsduo sm I miss them ..

[homunculus-argument]

Hm. So apparently people with epilepsy can learn to sense when they have a seizure coming. I wonder if you could use that as a plot device thing in a story somewhere.

Like there's some big-ass Great Public Council Meeting about some important politicial issue, Roman Senate style, and there's two opposing sides about the issue, but also a big chunk of undecided people who could be persuaded to vote either way. And there's someone in attendance, who hasn't spoken out loud about the issue anywhere but sides strongly with one of the options. And just when the dispute is about to swing to the wrong direction, they sense a seizure about to happen, and it's too late for them to try to get out of there or really even warn anyone.

So instead they just stand up, boldly announce, "I, for one, am sure that [option they do not want] cannot fail! If I am wrong, let the Gods smite me right where I stand!" and then the fucking seizure hits.

[silverthief22]

I used to get really bad nose bleeds but sometimes could feel when they were starting. One day in middle school this guy in geography class wouldn’t shut the fuck up about that conspiracy theory that Delaware doesn’t exist, so when I felt one coming on I loudly interrupted the rant our teacher was inexplicably allowing to derail the class by saying “if you don’t stop I’m gonna have an aneurism!” The guy of course just kept going so a second later a small torrent of blood gushed out of my head and, being a dramatic bitch, I collapsed face down onto my desk into a nice little puddle of blood. Anyway apparently outside of intense Roman Senate-esque debates, these stunts apparently induce panic attacks in educators and end up with you getting lectured about how traumatizing it is for your classmates when you “fake your death for dramatic effect”

[homunculus-argument]

I believe this falls into the "I don't think people should be punished for objectively funny crimes" category.

[blessedbrick]

Sewing and wasn't paying attention to which container I was putting the pins in

[thirtyskeletons]

Any day now

[thirtyskeletons]

people have suddenly started reblogging this post of mine from february 8th, 2012. great bit everybody

[thirtyskeletons]

[blurdos-snerbus]

Why do people reblog with #q

[yharon314]

It means that they added it to their queue rather than immediately reblogging

[blurdos-snerbus]

oh my god that makes so much sense

[blurdos-snerbus]

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[yharon314]

Oh, and next your going to tell me that . Sure buddy 🙄

[blurdos-snerbus]

I'm sorry, but ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ !

[yharon314]

Just remembered you havea webby site so I'm curious do you self host it or pay for a server somewhere

I have it hosted for free!! I used infinityfree which is free, for infinity. It's file limit is 5 gb which is hundreds of times than what I needed

If you do make a webbed sit, please do share it!

[ammnontet]

the haunted game

[xenox-6080]

The Goomie!!

gumie.,., gumee.,., goomer.,., gummy.,.,. goomber.,., goo.,.,.,. .,,,. ,.,,,,..,,

[yharon314]

Goome goo :D

[blurdos-snerbus]

Will you be the blurdos snerbus to my gleeb gulip?

Absolutely! I'd love to be the blurydos snderbsu to your glerepb gulspip

[bludraws094]

is it auto cannibalism to eat your clone

yes. thats you

no. its just normalstyle cannibalism

idk??? why the fuck are you asking this????

Remaining time: 5 days 20 hours

note: auto cannibalism means eating your own flesh. like if you cut off your finger and eat it thats auto cannibalism. for anyone who doesnt know what that means. now you know

[bludraws094]

okay i have another question

is it auto cannibalism if the clone isnt a full clone, and is instead lab grown meat with your genetic makeup. phm style. meburgers

yes. still you

no. still normalstyle cannibalism

Remaining time: 5 days 21 hours

[unyieldingsilence]

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