Do you dare?

Do you dare confront the Prince of Shadows? (Indie WKM compliant Darkiplier rp blog, penned by Tree, 18+ (im 20 yall), nsfw friendly https://blurredrededges.tumblr.com/post/179779611019/this-is-a-post-of-headcanons-that-have-to-do-with)

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So, this is an extensive fallout 4 rp server i put together where everyone is free to scream about Fo4, or really whatever yall wanna scream about 😂

As of now, all cannon characters are open

[falloutdialogue]

Hancock vs Vault 81 Residents

Resident: Ghouls, huh? Didn’t realize this place was going downhill so fast. Hancock: Clearly. You’re still here, aren’t ya?

Resident: Another damn Ghoul. Hope this one is better behaved than the last one we let through here. Hancock: Better behaved? Heh. Doubt it.

Resident: Freak. Hancock: Clever. You come up with that on your own?

Resident: Shit. Ferals! Feral- oh. Sorry! Hancock: Hey. It happens.

Resident: I’m watching you, Ghoul. Hancock: You like what you see?

Resident: Ugh. Ghouls. I can’t even look at you. Hancock: Feeling’s mutual.

Resident: Filthy creatures. Hancock: You don’t know the half of it.

Resident: Ugh. Hideous. Hancock: You’d be the expert.

Resident: Go back to Goodneighbor, Ghoul! Hancock: I’d like to see you make me.

[intrepid-inkweaver]

You know, everyone’s always going on about how Fallout 3 and 4 “romanticize” the Pre-war and….I don’t see it? Beyond the fact that the small snapshot we see of the Sole Survivor’s life before the bombs fell was pretty decent, and that they can get nostalgic about it once or twice–which is kinda understandable since like, Hey! I used to live in an actual house in a world that wasn’t an irradiated wasteland!

I have to wonder if people read the entries on the consoles at all? Because those painted a pretty clear picture of a really fucked up dystopia if you ask me. 

[boozerman]

Fallout 4 

Mods → Boston Natural Surroundings [x]

[superdodirty]

it ok to not be ready

[acceptanceineveryshade]

Please spread this shit like wildfire. People go on and sit through the whole experience and they’re uncomfortable because they just want to please their partner and they don’t tell them that they want to stop because they are not ready. It’s okay not to be ready. 

[lilacbreastedroller]

notice here that consent is revoked without ever saying no and consent goes so far beyond yes/no!!!!!!

[sexetc]

Make sure you and your partner are always communicating and on the same page, because if you give consent you can change your mind at any time.

[slowtistic-deactivated20180406]

this is my favorite comic on tumblr because the person initiating is the one stops it because the other person is uncomfortable and that’s just a fantastic message to spread.

[rosered3-deactivated20240912]

And look this isn’t a “new relationship” or first time thing either, my partner and I have been together going on 9years and sometimes, usually due to my disabilities, I just lose the moment or something isn’t working and never once have they gotten mad about it even if I’m mad at myself.

But here’s the kicker, don’t just be with that person, be that person. Pay attention to your partner.

[unquiched]

ive already reblogged this bUT

[viostormcaller]

I was thinking about this post the other day wtf

[everyone-loves-purple]

This is important.

[iicarys]

why do so many “icarus and the sun” artworks and stories portray the sun as a woman? do y’all know who controlled the sun? apollo. icarus is gay as fuck, y’all.

[jadedsoggy]

Sometimes it was helios, not Apollo. Icarus was still gay as fuck

[cctinsleybaxter]

“Icarus we just escaped prison don’t ruin it by flying too close to the sun”

[Icarus already fucking launching himself across the sky for the sake of some godly dick]

[erinye]

woops

[chesnaughtlover]

Guy getting himself killed to get some godly dick is propably the most Greek thing to ever happen in mythology

[xiggyxm]

I showed my friend this and he goes “Icarus want dat Dickarus

[antique-scarecrow]

this is incredibly grecian 

[irishchemist]

All that I got from Damien…

[rodnt]

i’m supposed to feel bad for the military? i don’t

[xlilmochi]

No ones saying you have to feel bad but respect would be nice…

But that’s just me.

[rodnt]

i’m supposed to respect the military? i don’t

[inthisplacecalledhome]

Going into Memorial Day weekend in the US, I’m gonna take a second to elaborate on why I’m not offended by this opinion as a twenty year military wife.

The military-industrial complex is a broken system. It’s bloated, redundant, and over-powered. It is a machine run by corporate talking heads. As a whole, the military takes in meat, chews it up and spits it out. It does. Not. Care.

So, no, don’t feel bad for the military. Hell, don’t respect it either.

All I ask, is that you recognize that the vast majority of the people that sign on the dotted line, have no clue what they are actually getting into. So many of them are solely doing it so that they can attend college without going into massive amounts of debt. They are going into the military to support families with “free” healthcare and a guaranteed paycheck. And then there are the few that do it because they have been led to believe that it’s a great thing to serve one’s country. And every single one of these types of people will be chewed up, and spit out different from how they went in. If they’re lucky, it won’t change much for them. But more often than not they’ll come out bitter, or depressed, or like my husband classified 100% disabled with PTSD and very little usable help from the equally broken VA health system.

And get back around to Memorial Day, there are the most unfortunate few. Those that died for a country that doesn’t even know what we are fighting for other than more profit, more money, more power.

[bae-in-maine]

Reblogging for the last comment

[wolfjillyjill-deactivated202101]

That last comment is exactly why I have so many negative feelings towards the military.

[eattherich73]

You can support soldiers while hating the military. I hate the military but support soldiers for exactly the reason above.

[theglitteringthong]

When you finally find the name of the song thats been stuck in your head

[theglitteringthong]

Do you little fucks know how long it took me to find this image I had to look up seductive apples my family is questioning my mental health don’t fucking talk to me

[wellusetheshadowstoouradvantage]

Yes, but what a shame, what a shame the poor groom’s bride is

uh… Thor?

[deathtokillian]

Some people will have no fucking idea how funny this is if they haven’t heard the story.

[heavenly-spire]

It’s the myth where Thor dresses as a woman and marries a giant to get his hammer back as a wedding present from the giants father of anyone is curious. Btw Loki was his handmaiden lmao

[witcharyllia]

You forgot the best part. Thor is specifically supposed to be disguised as Freya and he does nothing to play the part. He acts exactly as the big old bear-man he is - chugging beer and stuffing his face and so on. It’s up to Loki to sit there and tell the most bold-faced lies on the fly to cover up why Freya is acting sounding and looking an awful lot like giant-killer Thor whose hammer they happen to have hostage. And it works.

[skarchomp]

Some nerd who doesn’t know how Pokemon works: Status moves don’t matter lol they all suck

Me: Explain this then

[jestersexual]

i googled what move this was bc i never saw it before and 

???this is the nicest move in all of the games it doesnt even have an effect or does any damage it just lets u and an ally pkmn dance together

[eif1e]

The attack is Hold Hands, for those curious.

[carrot-gallery]

friendly aggressive reminder that the “mmm whatcha say” chorus was written by imogen heap for a song of her own that came out in 2005, and jason derulo both named his own song after the chorus he sampled from her and improperly credited her in 2009.

mmm whatcha say was written by a female artist and taken by jason derulo and now he gets credit for it. pls reblog bc not enough people know this. the original song is called hide and seek

[ariasune]

it is also a singularly beautiful song, head’s up

[zubious]

Worth mentioning, “Hide and Seek” is an abstract story of a girl reflecting on her parent’s divorce and how it changed her life, while “Whatcha Say” is about a guy who cheated on his girlfriend and is trying to convince her to stay with him anyway.

[ironwoman359]

Hide and Seek is a GORGEOUS song. Speak for Yourself, the album it’s on, is BEAUTIFUL. It’s one of my favorite albums, I listen to it on repeat all the time when I’m working in my classroom alone. Listen to the album, it’s wonderful.

[gay-spaghetti]

Darkiplier Reaction/Cursed meme MASTERPOST

Memes I made and gave to my discord buddies. I’m sharing my shit-tier memes with the rest of the world!! UwU

Feel free to use these whenever and however you please! Just… don’t claim ownership of them, okay? And if you use them, I’d LOVE to see how and where ^u^

@markiplier @markired @mayor-damien-protection-squad

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Bonus. Some non-darkiplier memes:

[eminemisnotverytalented]

[catshatefire]

This whole fucking post is a rollercoaster

[capnsaltsquid]

This is the ONLY valid way to play open world games.

[dg-laughing]

AHHHHHHHHHhHHhHhH

[therealjacksepticeye]

“So how’s life going?”

[catchymemes]

[trashcore4]

[blurredrededges-blog]

This is the new version of "Do you love the color of the sky"

[blurredrededges-blog]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Saving sunshine

Rating: M

Summary: After Tessa blows The Institute out of the water, Preston says something that hurts not only her, but the after effects are felt all over.

Can Hancock save her from herself? Or will it be too late?

A/N: I wrote a thing about my favorite jerky husband saving his wifey from Super Mutants (well, more like she killed them, but not before they got her gu d)