just stuff

funny things I think of, fandom, anything I like really 20+

[local-lesbian-tree-demon]

you guys really need to drink water. not me though i am exempt

[calidotgov-deactivated20240108]

congratulations piracy

[livefromtheloam]

Ad agency: Please don't steal the King's potatoes, no matter how easy it is.

Regular people: Wait, the King has easily stolen potatoes? How do I get in on this?

Internet users who have been stealing potatoes for years: We made a machine that picks so many potatoes and also that machine is free. Enjoy!

[commandtower-solring-go]

Ad agency: you wouldn't steal a movie?

10 year old me with 0 income and no movie: YOU CAN STEAL MOVIES????

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image ID: Headline from IFLScience reading: "You Wouldn't Steal a Movie" Advert May Have Led To More People Stealing Movies /End ID]

[geekysteven]

[teaboot]

Fun fact! Both the music and the font in that ad were incorrectly sourced and did not provide compensation to the creators

[johnny-depp-is-loved]

what is this genre of photos called

[angelbumbum]

does anyone know how to stop that part of your brain that needs you to do everything perfectly all the time or it makes you feel the great shame

[asexualmaul]

[animatedjen]

to be a jedi. (maul: shadow lord spoilers)

[dunsparcee]

I sneeze

[internetwes]

[hotlikeaspicymeatball]

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post

[dopamine-direwolf]

"Making a better burger is literally so simple, I don't know why McDonald's doesn't do it this way. First we're going to begin by craft dry-aging this A5 wagyu beef with the sho-shu-ryuba technique that I learned at a restaurant you're only allowed to work at if your parents are bluelinked on wikipedia..."

[dopamine-direwolf]

This post continues to occasionally strike a nerve in the trust fund baby influencer fandom.

[unspokensuggestion]

you are allowed to be wrong you are allowed to mess up you are allowed to be embarrassing.

[unspokensuggestion]

you are also allowed to do this.

[inthedarktrees]

Kyle MacLachlan & Michael Ontkean | Twin Peaks

[nuka-rockit]

this is how it feels to be on tumblr dot com

[citizen-saint]

sudoku hits different when you’ve got several pressing tasks you’re ignoring

[penny-anna]

Possible Dr who companion definitions:

A companion must be a main character for a full season: includes the Master

A companion must travel in the TARDIS: includes the Master

A companion must be close friends with the Doctor: includes the Master

A companion must be played by an actor whose name appears in the opening credits: includes the Master

A companion is a character who appears as a narrator in the Companion Chronicles: includes the Master

I think we need to face the facts here gang

[yellow-cat]

hey asshole. i can feel you skipping through my dialogue. did you even consider how that might make me feel

[acelessthan3]

Still collecting the full alphabet of the “live, laugh, love” variants if anyone has some good examples.

Bonus if they can fit the “We can’t ___, _____, ____ our way out of this.”

[dhegdheer]

compilation of the comments’ best hits + some of mine own.

[the-identifier]

post identified

[hellmurderisland]

[Fictional character who is worse than me in every way] save me

[hellmurderisland]

#me with gob #me with shmilk

[mint-swirl]

slogans for the upcoming orc election

[badjokesbyjeff]

Because Nintendo’s beloved character is Japanese, Mario is his LAST name. His first name?

Itsume.

[argumate]

Jeff you son of a bitch,

[emilybeemartin]

Boromir Lives AU: Braiding Customs

Using the popular braiding-customs trope for my own nefarious purposes [putting two principled men with ptsd into Situations]

Boromir Lives: Helm's Deep

Boromir Lives: Whump-Time After Pelennor

Boromir Lives: GO TO SLEEP

Boromir Lives: Aragorn's Coronation

Boromir Lives: Faramir and Eowyn's Wedding

Boromir Lives: Panic! At the Ballroom

Boromir Lives: It's a BABY

Boromir Lives: High Uncle of the White Tower

Boromir Lives: We Didn't Have a Choice

Boromir Lives: The Haircuts