just stuff

funny things I think of, fandom, anything I like really 20+

[asexualmaul]

[animatedjen]

to be a jedi. (maul: shadow lord spoilers)

[dunsparcee]

I sneeze

[internetwes]

[hotlikeaspicymeatball]

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post

[dopamine-direwolf]

"Making a better burger is literally so simple, I don't know why McDonald's doesn't do it this way. First we're going to begin by craft dry-aging this A5 wagyu beef with the sho-shu-ryuba technique that I learned at a restaurant you're only allowed to work at if your parents are bluelinked on wikipedia..."

[dopamine-direwolf]

This post continues to occasionally strike a nerve in the trust fund baby influencer fandom.

[unspokensuggestion]

you are allowed to be wrong you are allowed to mess up you are allowed to be embarrassing.

[unspokensuggestion]

you are also allowed to do this.

[inthedarktrees]

Kyle MacLachlan & Michael Ontkean | Twin Peaks

[nuka-rockit]

this is how it feels to be on tumblr dot com

[citizen-saint]

sudoku hits different when you’ve got several pressing tasks you’re ignoring

[penny-anna]

Possible Dr who companion definitions:

A companion must be a main character for a full season: includes the Master

A companion must travel in the TARDIS: includes the Master

A companion must be close friends with the Doctor: includes the Master

A companion must be played by an actor whose name appears in the opening credits: includes the Master

A companion is a character who appears as a narrator in the Companion Chronicles: includes the Master

I think we need to face the facts here gang

[yellow-cat]

hey asshole. i can feel you skipping through my dialogue. did you even consider how that might make me feel

[acelessthan3]

Still collecting the full alphabet of the “live, laugh, love” variants if anyone has some good examples.

Bonus if they can fit the “We can’t ___, _____, ____ our way out of this.”

[dhegdheer]

compilation of the comments’ best hits + some of mine own.

[the-identifier]

post identified

[hellmurderisland]

[Fictional character who is worse than me in every way] save me

[hellmurderisland]

#me with gob #me with shmilk

[mint-swirl]

slogans for the upcoming orc election

[badjokesbyjeff]

Because Nintendo’s beloved character is Japanese, Mario is his LAST name. His first name?

Itsume.

[argumate]

Jeff you son of a bitch,

[emilybeemartin]

Boromir Lives AU: Braiding Customs

Using the popular braiding-customs trope for my own nefarious purposes [putting two principled men with ptsd into Situations]

Boromir Lives: Helm's Deep

Boromir Lives: Whump-Time After Pelennor

Boromir Lives: GO TO SLEEP

Boromir Lives: Aragorn's Coronation

Boromir Lives: Faramir and Eowyn's Wedding

Boromir Lives: Panic! At the Ballroom

Boromir Lives: It's a BABY

Boromir Lives: High Uncle of the White Tower

Boromir Lives: We Didn't Have a Choice

Boromir Lives: The Haircuts

[mango-kitty-art]

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

[anxietyproblem]

[posttexasstressdisorder]

Just bear thoughts.

[that-stone-butch]

personalized ads are so funny to me

'hey we've been spying on you and tracking your every move. it's a culmination of state of the art technology and an unprecedented invasion of consumer privacy. a room full of men with made up jobs bent their will toward decades of constructing this system, defending it in court, and tirelessly innovating new ways to aggregate more data about you'

and the end result is

'yeah so uh we saw that you recently bought a car. so here's an ad for that car'

like no i'm good actually. you might be aware that i already have one

[elfwreck]

[chronophobica]

what they DONT tell you about clarinets is that you have to fucking build the damn thing every single time. "what instrument do you play" fucking legos man idk

[irishchemist]

during my time as a flautist I liked to imagine woodwind setup like one of those action-movie-sniper-rifle-set-up montages