tickle josh for 12 seconds

we all are stranger creatures than when we all started out as kids

[labonitafanny]

sundress no panties 

[dookiediamonds-deactivated20200]

grey sweats no boxers

[nahimoffthis-deactivated2018091]

Burger no pickles

[the6raisedme]

The future is female

[we-are-the-reckless-youthhhh]

[explanatorypower-deactivated201]

i dont understand this at all and america scares the fuck out of me

[free-market-pluralist-deactivat]

This is the america they don’t want you to see

[robloxgf-deactivated20190515]

i love america

[dalaisa-katili-deactivated20170]

This is what you call Waffle House at 2 am when the bars close and everyone is drunk and hungry

[sn0wiest-deactivated20170520]

this is literally what you do when you’re drunk at 2 am alternatively go to an ihop

[thedreadpiratematt]

Do people in other countries not go to 24 hour breakfast cafés when the bars close??

[itstheleopard]

Happy drunk girls are the ultimate chaotic good, how can anyone not love this

[bellygangstaboo]

As a news station it is VERY unprofessional to block someone because they call you out on your blatant lies and discrimination

[bogleech]

Trump continues to meet or exceed the worst case scenarios posited over the past year with a budget plan that literally shrinks E V E R Y T H I N G unrelated to war and funnels all that money plus extra into more war.

[icecoldorangejuice]

Having a sibling or three really like….gave you interpersonal skills and moral exercises from an early age that people who were only children had to learn later on, because nothing makes your brain work overtime than having a ride or die relationship with someone who you would suplex through the dining room table in a second if they touched your shit, but you’d also stand up and take the blame for some shit if you knew it wasn’t their fault or stepping in and swinging if they were being bullied by someone else

[jodiefoster]

*looks in the mirror* not this soft and sensitive loving emotional wreck again

[averagefairy]

i really do want to be productive and make something of my life but i just love… Laying Down… so much. nothing makes me happier

[folktaylor]

[stability]

THIS IS DOPE S/O TO CHEERIOS

[thepromise1988]

im glad that “what does the fox say” and dabbing weren’t popular at the same time

[shezbisexual-deactivated2020021]

andy samberg being almost 40 is proof that when white people stay in they lane they get the gift of not aging at the speed of light

[syntymatitahna]

he’s ethnically jewish tho

[ehdreeahnah]

[randyaguilera]

Timeless.

[ithelpstodream]

How to be an ally.

[nomynameisrollin-deactivated201]

Please watch

[feedy0urmind-blog]

Reblog if your mom is beautiful.

[paxamericana]

[tha--snazzle]

this is fucking me up so bad

[prayforprada-deactivated2019091]

[holyromanhomo]

Aging is really effected by stress, stress caused by things like hiding that you’re the zodiac killer for example

[hashtagloveloses]

cap wat r u doing