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@blushysvt
seungkwan: hello my na-
minghao: no
seungkwan: hey i'm-
minghao: no
seungkwan: yo how are y-
minghao: no
joshua: hey hao
minghao: hey shua
seungcheol: *exists*
vernon: *smacking him on the back* lmao you look like a dad joke
a brief summary of svt's american line
no one:
hansol: so my mother is american and my father is korean. my given name is korean, but i was born in new york in the united states. and also i speak fluent english. but then again i speak fluent korean too. but i lived in both the united states and in korea. honestly though, i still think i'm like 65% korean and 35% american and i'm more korean because i'm in seventeen right now. but what if we release english songs?? oh my god i'm having an identity crisis!!!
joshua: lmao i'm a-meme-rican
mingyu: are you algebra? because my love for you grows exponentially
minghao: are you math? bc i hate math and my non-existent love for you is rapidly decaying exponentially
woozi: can you replace my x without asking y? no because you have no x in the first place, nobody likes you
mingyu:
mingyu: what is this slander all i did was eat the leftovers and you go and do this
joshua: good morning
jeonghan: uwU good morning!!
jun: good morning
minghao: what do you want this time you fucker
joshua, rapping: yeah i'm a legend like donkey kong, i'm so smooth i can rap this song, my career just started but it will last long, i'm a champ especially at ping pong, i'm just as cool as a carat bong, guess my name its rap god joshua hong
jun:
jun: jisoos christ
dino: last night was weird, i dreamt that i walked out the house and kissed the neighbor's cat
hansol, to seungkwan: DUUDDDDEEEE GUESS WHAT I SAW DINO DOING LAST NIGHT LOLOL *shows image*
dino:
dino: so it wasn't a dream
minghao, to jeonghan: fuck you
minghao, to seungcheol: fuck you
minghao, to jihoon: fuck you
minghao, to jun: fuck me
minghao, to joshua: and i'm not allowed to curse at you so hi
dino to seungcheol: i just realized something
seungcheol: yes?
dino: we're called seventeen and there's only thirteen of us. two-teen isn't grammatically correct, it's actually twenty. minghao's called the8 but do you really think he's an 8? more like a 3 out of 10 in my opinion.
dino: in other words, we really fucking suck at math
seungkwan: *singing* sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
wonwoo: *hurls a dictionary at seungkwan*
wonwoo: *singing* and here i smile in joy, as i throw words at you with glee
minghao: do you ever just-
*suddenly seungkwan falls down onto dino while chasing him down the stairs, then mingyu walks by eating a cookie and trips on both of them, then vernon points at them and laughs then seungkwan pulls his foot angrily and he falls on top of them, then seokmin throws a whoopie pie at the bunch and slips on the cream and falls onto the others*
minghao: *frowns in disappointment* you know what never mind
*hansol drops a plate*
hansol: sHi-
*seungcheol walks by*
hansol: -rts with vertical stripes paired with khaki pants look very nice together, don't you agree?
seungcheol to joshua: hansol's been in this weird phase lately where he's in a situation and he seems like he's going to swear but then when i walk by he says some random opinion??
joshua:
jeonghan: don't worry it's a phase he'll start actually swearing soon enough
jeonghan, with messy hair, bruises all over, dirt on his shirt, and tomato sauce on his face: dino's kind of a little bitch sometimes
seventeen:
dino: *shrugs* it didn't feel like a spaghetti day today and he insisted on feeding me spaghetti so i had to do what i had to do
jun: my full name is wen junhui and my friends call me jun, but you can call me anytime
minghao:
minghao: you know who else i can call? the cops
wonwoo: i'm tall
mingyu: i'm taller
woozi: i'm tallest
seungkwan: *drops a plate* FUCK!
joshua: !!
joshua: who the fuck taught you to say that?
hansol:
hansol: well fuck
jeonghan and joshua both with light pinkish hair and matching suits, pointing at each other: *in unison* hot damn i look great
rest of seventeen: *spying* do they realize they're different people yet