Im Hungry

:3

[catgirlforeskin]

I think RFK Junior's "I am declaring war on fat gay kids" might be the funniest thing anyone has ever said. Enlisting in the war on fat gay kids on the side of fat gay kids, it goes without saying

[foone]

justice and love and protection for all fat gay kids

[maidthings]

the year is 2026 we are moving past calling random quirky behaviours male for no fucking reason.

[maidthings]

"men love reading the wikipedia article for something while they-" men love looking out upon a world and seeing naught but ash. ash beneath their feet, ash in their bellies, ash in front of and behind their eyes. they love it so much.

[bobdylanyaoi]

2025 stats:

0 dubai chocolate ingested

0 labubus bought

0 episodes of stranger things watched

[spidersinmysoup]

"You snooze you lose" anti nap propaganda, changing it to "you snooze yaaaaayyyyyy yippeeeee"

[tidesandtwilight]

I think the hottest thing a woman can be is a weirdo

[tidesandtwilight]

Yeah and that

[normalmammal]

I’m so pro abortion I feel insane hearing any other take on it

[normalmammal]

Even lefties I know will eventually concede to some situation where they think it’s right to force someone to carry a child against their will as if that’s not one of the most inhumane and cruel situations to put someone in regardless of any other factors

[draconym]

Me: Fuck, the paper towels I want are on the top shelf.

The Sir David Attenborough That Lives In My Brain: Being smaller-than-average presents an added challenge to foraging ... but necessity is the mother of invention. A little creativity turns a baguette into a tool, and voilà--

(paper towel roll falls on my face)

Sir David Attenborough, pleasantly: Success.

[spiribia]

the conversation was pleasant enough and we both had a nice chuckle but i saw you reload a save right before it. what did you do to me? what did you do?

[qelflinq]

archeologists forever finding ancient little statues of fat women & animal people yet we still hating ? its been our favourite shit since we were apes and if u don’t understand this u need to get hit on the fucking head

[cyberneticslut]

“Live to Ride” by Shelby Cohen, 1984.

[sonbaited]

the leftism leaving people's bodies when you tell them fat people are human and actually it's fucked up to say that your worst nightmare is to look like us

[caffstrink]

Many such cases

[tootkin-goblin]

If I may add

didn't even need to edit the second drawing.

Many such cases indeed

[isuggestgetfatter]

I have a suggestion

[taoistyuri]

this is among one of the funniest ask i have ever seen someone get sorry

[kuromi-hoemie]

[st5lker]

how it feels to get home and jerk off

[vonkarmic]

i think taylor swift wishes she was bisexual because she knows it would make her slightly more money. whereas sabrina carpenter wishes she was bisexual so she could have sex with someone who looks exactly like herself. and ariana grande wishes she was bisexual because she did too many designer drugs on the set of wicked and now she has kin memories of being glinda for real

[trattenbach]

Happy Battle Against Richard Nixon's Immortal Soul Saturday

[carebewear]

I do often think about how the origin of “he would not fucking say that” was in reference to a post which depicted Cartman SouthPark responding politely when asked for his pronouns

[schistcity]

meme phrases are so mobile and versatile and that's really really beautiful but i'm always thinking about the first "she x on my y til i z" being "she ebbin on my neezer til i scrooge" and the first "fork found in kitchen" coming from a tweet about sehun from exo being spotted at a gay bar. like sometimes you just utterly nail it the very first time and no variation of the joke is going to be better.

[schistcity]

EXACTLY.

[schistcity]

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