star wars is for lovers

occasionally blxcksqvadron on ao3. i don't really use tumblr any more but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[blxcksqvadron]

langley xfiles is one of the dolls and i love her

[djarinmuse]

Next we need him to share some video.

[mando-abs]

[blxcksqvadron]

BEEN SAYIN THIS FOREVER

[shamebats]

Bobby Hill needs a ride to pick up his estrogen HRT.

by @ lizzzymusic.

[yeoldenews]

I am completely enamored with this stock illustration for missing greyhounds they used in the early-19th century Hull Advertiser.

Just an absolutely flawless little beastie.

(source: The Hull Advertiser, January 25, 1806.)

[boogerwookiesugarcookie]

"The Lost Boys is a movie about vampires with mullets. From Dusk Till Dawn is a mullet movie about vampires."

- @blxcksqvadron

[weonsinnombre]

[shieldfoss]

oH RIGHT This was before LotR pioneered cgi for massed crowd behavior

There was so much cool cgi in those movies I just assumed all the clones were too but back then I guess they still couldn’t really be

[chilewithcarnage]

this is so sexy

[luckyladylily]

I wonder what happened to all the agent smith masks

[roomtemperaturesuperconductor]

I can actually answer this! So the latex/rubber they used, while standard for Hollywood at the time, reacted REALLY BADLY to being doused in pouring water nonstop for an entire day of shooting. They ended up corroding, which caused them to stink really badly and glob together at the seams. The original plan was to hand out masks to various crew members on the final day of shooting as souvenirs, but the sopping wet, melting, rotting rubber got so gross that by the end of that shooting day they’d already thrown most of them out. Somewhere in a landfill are hundreds of disgusting, bloated, slimey Hugo weaving heads fused together into a nightmarish rotting amalgam :)

[aqwult]

[argumate]

I don't see what the-- oh gosh

[paperflower86]

Been reading a lot of Cassian whump lately and felt the need for some fanart. You can make up your own mind who the hands belong to :3 Also I'm shamelessly stealing the 'whumping cassian andor for fun and profit' tag from @faceofpoe.

[lycoteuthis-deactivated20160131]

i found this picture of guillermo del toro with a gun and i don’t have a good caption so i am passing it on to you, the consumer

[direhuman]

this is my oc gunillermo del toro

[yeen-spirit-deactivated20180915]

[izel-scribbles]

first rule of being a rare pair shipper is find a freak or three who can be convinced to enjoy the rare pair as much as you do. second rule is feed each other's insanity

[baglieg]

I made a game!

Wandoku: Wandering Sudoku

If you have an Android phone or tablet and you like Sudoku, please download it here.

It has six difficulty levels from easy to evil, and 3,000 puzzles. Quotes from my friends and family:

"Absolute fun"

"Unsticks my brain"

"Your game is evil"

"Doesn't fuck me up as much as I thought it would"

"You should have called it Sadistic Sudoku"

[hmasfatty]

LOOK AT WHAT MY BEAUTIFUL, WONDERFUL, CLEVER, EVIL WIFE MADE!

[catilinas]

the national archives stores a whole bunch of their stuff offsite in a giant cave in the uk’s largest salt mine???????????? let me IN

[catilinas]

what if we kissed. in the document storage salt mine

[overdoso]

Uma noite muito louca versão florestal

[contemptible-scoundrel]

if you're pure of heart you will never be injured in any knife fight

[blxcksqvadron]

nobody: me: mina-rau akira slide,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,hhehe ◔ ᴥ ◔

(csp/blender/ps)

[redstonedust]

ideal living situation is what i call the 'sitcom special' : having all your closest friends live in the same apartment building or neighborhood where you each have your own space but can wander in and out of eachothers homes at will, seemingly always welcome and never at bad times. and also all of you only have jobs when its important to the plot.

[redstonedust]

everyone is saying student housing but the problem is that comes with being a student, a fate i would not wish on my worst enemies.

[oneafter909]

early beatles writing sessions

paul: okay, we have to come up with some ideas for the next album. so i was thinking—

john: i have an idea for a song about how im a piece of shit fat ugly bitch with no friends and is hated by everyone and should die. i’m going to call it Dumbfuck Asshole About To Kill Himself.

paul: ……right! cool! i was thinking more along the lines of “i love you girl and want to dance with you” but that’s really good too!

[oneafter909]

later beatles writing sessions

john: here’s my new song it’s called Suicide Note and it’s just my suicide note set to a backwards guitar riff and some steel drums. i name drop you in it by the way. yoko sings backup.

paul: that’s fine, let’s put it right after this song i wrote called The Late Great Sir Buttons. it’s about a bisexual constable who throws his own shit at people. i’m hiring a mariachi band for it.

george: can i put this song called I Hate John and Paul (John and Paul Suck) on the album?

paul: yes but we won’t make it a single

[oneafter909]