Thoughts I am having, by BMoiz

Life of a Brit missing Paris insanely and desperately trying to enjoy the UK again (note: contains very few life posts, mostly just gifs and shirtless men apolz) var _gaq = _gaq || []; _gaq.push(['_setAccount', 'UA-36502593-1']); _gaq.push(['_trackPageview']); (function() { var ga = document.createElement('script'); ga.type = 'text/javascript'; ga.async = true; ga.src = ('https:' == document.location.protocol ? 'https://ssl' : 'http://www') + '.google-analytics.com/ga.js'; var s = document.getElementsByTagName('script')[0]; s.parentNode.insertBefore(ga, s); })();

[aliciavikander]

[ironpour]

[spookyfbi]

This is like one of those art house horror movies with symbolism I don’t understand except I understand what this is trying to convey perfectly holy crap

[maeofthedead]

Same energy 

[thenimbus-deactivated20200907]

nominee for best tiktok of 2020 holy shit i got chills

[professional-dog-hugger]

callout posts in 2014: this user is sending mean messages to people! please be warned!

callout posts in 2015: this user is stealing bones from cemeteries for witch rituals!

callout posts in 2016: this user Actually A Nazi

callout posts in 2017: this user watches an anime I don’t like

callout posts in 2018: i went through this user’s youtube like history and found a video from JonTron that they liked in 2012, proving that they’re a bad person

callout posts in 2019: this user plays E-Rated Video Games, which are meant for children, which seems pretty sus to me idk :/

callout posts in 2020: this user stole 5 gallons of purified water from the New DC Resistance Camp and was last seen headed towards Sunken Brooklyn

[ave-aria]

what I REALLY don’t like is this post was made in 2017

[communistbakery-deactivated2017]

me: hey wanna see pics of my dog person: no me: *shows pictures anyway*

[jasonpriestley]

stop the gays trinity

[imperiumsinefine]

@ayeffen @blindedbybooks

[shencomix]

[jokin-around]

[hydro-homies]

Corrupt doggo bribed by bear

[all-aboard-the-bane-train]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[butmuhgains]

I really wish he started with “dog” instead of “furry” JFC

I got a heart attack when I got to “bear”

[darkhairedgirlfromgallifrey-dea]

Oh thank goodness I’m

Not the only one who thought that.

[lankybrunettepartdeux]

THE MOST PURE!!!

[wizardnuke]

[eowyn-targaryen]

Damn, Animaniacs.

[jackie-gremlin-ghost]

Even to this day, the writers of the show still have no clue how some of these jokes (especially that last one) made it past the censors!

[marauders4evr]

And those are the facts!

[the-mighty-deej]

I miss this show.

[zechery-deactivated20220114]

Him: yeah, suck that dick

Me, has authority issues: you boutta suck your own dick if you don’t shut up

[clownchronicles]

Him: tell daddy how much you like that dick

Me: 😒 it’s alright.

[youngblackndgifted]

Him : this my pussy baby ?

Me: 🙄I mean it’s mine , but we can share it .

[kidkendoll-deactivated20240714]

[dantro]

I’ve done this so many times 😂

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[toastbutteregg]

[disteal]

Like mother like daughter

People wanted to know how r76 fit into the AU, this is basically it. It’s the worlds stupidest mutual pining.

[vesdemona]

@tmirai

[tmirai]

I’M HOWLING THIS IS WONDERFUL

[submitabug]

I mean, she’s not wrong.

[glittergluekintsugi]

This screenshot has a threatening aura

[gay-irl]

gay🗑️irl