𝒊𝒏𝒄𝒐𝒓𝒓𝒆𝒄𝒕 𝒔𝒌𝒛 ˎˊ˗

wait please don’t swipe away i’m funny sometimes ´͈ᵕ`͈

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Hi is u still there?

here and alive! ^^

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hi! are you finally back ?

hi love! and yes T.T i’ve sort of been on and of woth this account but since i’m finally free and it’s summer i’ll definitely be posting a lot more! :)

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hyunjin: so there’s two of us, but only one bed?

seungmin: for the love of god- *pointing to the ceiling* I KNEW WE WERE THE MAIN PAIRING

hyunjin: pardon?

seungmin: i mean- ooh yeah so surprising how could we have let this happen

hyunjin:

seungmin: hyunjin this is when we’re supposed to kiss.

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felix:

felix: so.. about last night-

chan: oh my god for the last time felix the massage changbin was giving me that you walked in on was not sensual

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hyunjin: i love you!

seungmin: awe. you’re somewhat tolerable!

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chan: seungmin? what were his last words??

jisung, sobbing quietly: “n-no no.. jisung no..”

seungmin, rising from his coffin: no you dumbass it was ‘don’t stab the open wire with your metal fork’ but look who ended up dead trying to save your ass

jisung:

chan: *faints*

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chan: WELL FUCK YOU THEN

felix: YOU KNOW WHAT? I JUST MIGHT

chan: WELL- wait really?

felix: yeah you cute

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seungmin: what’s that warm cozy feeling i get each time you’re around me

hyunjin: you mean love?

seungmin: oh god get it away from me

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hyunjin: yeah? well at least i’m not that guy

jisung: hey! mint chocolate chip on hawaiian is immaculate

seungmin: and you’re telling me that’s some kind of achievement

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jisung: you can’t tell me what to do

seungmin: jisung get down from there you’ll end up with a concussion

jisung: -but he can

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jisung: b-babe?

minho: y-yeah?

jisung: i mean this in the nicest way possible but what in the absolute meaning of all fucks are you wearing

minho: *looks down at his hot pink taylor swift shirt*

minho: YOU SAID SHE WAS YOUR FAVORITE ARTIST

jisung: YEAH, DURING MY CLOSETED MIDDLE SCHOOL PHASE YOU DUMBASS

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chan: fuck your freedom of speech. THE yang jeongin’s got something to say

jeongin: fuck cops

chan: impeccable

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jisung: hey do you mind trying this slice of cake for me?

chan: oh yeah sure!

chan: *takes a bite*

chan:

chan: what the fuck did you put in that

jisung: we ran out of sugar so i used salt okay?

chan: YOU REPLACED WHAT WITH WHAT?:%]<^]

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felix, yelling: I HATE THIS HOUSEHOLD *slams room’s door*

changbin: the hell’s up with him?

chan: we *sighs* and i quote,

chan; “we didn’t stop to pickup some fucking mcdonalds on our way back home you health prioritizing prick,”

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Artwork in Bristol by Lanie Rose (link to her instagram in source)

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skz: USE YOUR PLATFORM!! SPREAD AWARENESS!! NO JUSTICE, NO PEACE. #BlackLivesMatter #RAISETHEDEGREE here’s a petition to sign as well https://t.co/JtKOSCRpk9

https://t.co/JtKOSCRpk9

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chan: bitches be like: aha i’m lowkey depressed, can’t sleep at night and am a raging bisexual

chan: bitches be me. i’m bitches.

seungmin:

seungmin: hah lol same