#incorrect minsung

[blueohs]

jisung: if I died, how much would you miss me?

minho: it's funny how you think death can get you out of this relationship

[blueohs]

chan: *fed up by thirdwheeling* ugh, why won't you just get married already

jisung: good question

minho: well, we can't, by law

jisung: wait, could we technically do it in a different country?

minho: *pulls up google search* wait let me check the countries where it's possible

chan: *panicking* that was a joke!

[incorrect-changlix]

minho: *sneezes*

jisung: *hands minho a photo*

minho: what’s this?

jisung: a picture of me. i’m blessing you.

[myst1cb0y]

minho: do you even like me jisung: no, minho, interrupting: YOU LITTLE-- jisung: I LOVE YOU <3 minho: jisung: minho, putting away his machine gun: thats nice to hear.

[lexer-says-stuff]

They sit at the same table

[bngfile]

jisung: so why would you top me? or at least why did felix say you would?

jisung: don’t tank tops need validation too? like what if you tank topped me instead??

minho: *spits out drink* i’m gonna kill that son of a-

jisung: hyung?

minho: not now baby, hyung’s in the middle of some serious life sparing decision-making schemes

[bngfile]

minho: hey are you that one dude from 3racha

minho: cause you’re j.one for me

jisung: *whipped noises*

[bngfile]

jisung: an apple a day keeps the doctor away *bites into apple*

minho: a doctor? you called?

jisung: *aggressively spits out apple*