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[blondebrainpowered]

Peanuts - March 12, 1959

By Charles Schulz

[cemeterysquids]

saying "who said that" at the end of a sentence is a lot funnier when you're plural. who DID say that

[beargirlcock]

yeah bossman lemme get a pack of the uhh, siscon yuricest envelopes

[milkyhoneybee]

Consider: holding a toy for someone else to fuck somewhere not-quite-public and not-quite-private

A shadowy corner of a club or bar, a recessed doorway, an alley, a fire escape.

Not allowed to touch them directly, you're holding the fleshlight or the dildo for them, letting them go at their own pace.

Caught between watching them fuck the toy in your hands (and trying not to move) and looking around, worried about being caught, struggling between the desire to tell them to hurry up and knowing that might make them take longer

Getting turned on and not having the hands free to touch yourself, but getting more and more desperate as the person fucking the toy gets closer to release, squeezing your legs together and imagining it's you they're fucking, and eventually the fantasy is real enough you're begging them to cum for you as they desperately hammer their hips into it

Finally you're left with cum or slick dripping down your hands and shaking as you go through a mental orgasm if not a physical one

They tell you that you both have to go back to the event/have to leave, but you can't just go back out with a dripping toy, so you either lick it clean or have to put it inside you

[verylittlebird]

                                distraptor velociraptor =     ———————-

                               timeraptor

[milkyhoneybee]

Can't remember if I already shared this here but was sucking off my friend a little while ago and his tdick gets so hard and wet it's great, but anyway he discovered that he can make me cum by scratching my head and upper back while I blow him

He's just got these really nice slightly sharp and thick nails, and gets the pressure perfect and that plus having my mouth used just has me so sensitive I just need to rut my stupid clit into the couch or floor and it sets me off

[fandomsandfeminism]

Is there anything sadder than the little chunk of Kikis Delivery Service when Kiki says “I used to really like flying before it was my job” and then gets so burned out that her magic stops working and she cant talk to Jiji anymore and she tries so hard to FORCE the magic that she breaks her mothers broom and stays up all night, alone, trying to make a new one and crying?

And I know it is all ok in the end- Kiki has friends who look out for her and she takes care of herself and finds her place.

But fuck, those 20 minutes just hurt my heart so much.

[shybi-n-ready2cry]

[electricxmayhem]

obsessed with this muppet clip where Gonzo breaks a piece of machinery and then just stares at the camera in an empty room and says ‘GUILT’ in the most harrowing way possible

[grippysockgangbang]

That’s so gross I’m going to think about it when I cum

[dlartistanon]

Having second thoughts

[hearts-plit]

[sunshinemoonrx]

HUH?

Most cop thing I've ever read. what the fuck are you talking about. The posts you're looking for might be on this website but we won't show them to you???

[sunshinemoonrx]

I'm sure all my settings are set to "yes show me mature content no don't filter anything" what are you TALKING ABOUT

[sunshinemoonrx]

the posts are ON THE WEBSITE. I can't search dirty words?? am I five??? is this club penguin??? when I get you

[noticesghosts]

What the hell

[noticesghosts]

What is going on

[posthumousprincessparts]

i'm sorry the doctor diagnosed me with "cute little sister" disease, the only cure is to let me cuddle you in bed while i wear only panties and a too big shirt i stole from your closet

[punishedsaints]

[anachronic-cobra]

I cannot emphasize enough how exactly accurate this is to working in production

[girlballs]

If onion and garlic were girls, I would let them frot inside my mouth.

[hellhoundgirlfag]

Force your sister into marrying you today

[sylviii]

reblog if you’re a girl with #paws and you’re not afraid to use them